Disclaimer: if I owned Naruto ,Ultimate ninja storm 2 online would not suck so bad(damn spammers)

(again apologize for grammar/spelling)

Chapter 2: Pwning Noobs and demons

"What are you talking about Naruto? What does Mizuki have to do with this?" asked a startled Iruka as he looked at his favorite student.

"Turns out Mizuki lied to me and was going to betray us by taking this scroll. He has another thing coming if he believes that shit though." Replied Naruto as he set a stony gaze upon Mizuki who just laughed at him

"Oh and what are you going to do about it demon brat?" Mizuki sneered as he saw Naruto's eyes widen "Yea that's right everyone hates you because you are the Kyuubi!"

"What?" Naruto asked in disbelief

"Bet you didn't know tha-"

"No you noob, I meant was that the best you could come up with? I mean it was kind of obvious if you look at everything I have been through "Came the monotone voice of Naruto as he stepped towards Mizuki and started forming a Rasengan in his right hand." Now as I said before…YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND IM THE MOTHA FUCKING MOWER RASENGAN!" Naruto yelled as he leaped at Mizuki who stared at him in horror

-2000

KO! NARUTO WINSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

"W-w-hat just happened" Iruka couldn't help but stutter at the large amount power behind the famous technique.

"Nothing just some grinding, guess I am too 1337 for him. Well I guess I'll see you next year sensei."Naruto told his teacher as he turned around and headed home.

"No Naruto I think you deserve this." Iruka said as he took off his headband and handed it to Naruto who looked at him shock

Naruto obtained Konoha leaf Head Band(key item)

"T-t-thank you" Naruto started as he began to cry

~4 minutes later~

"That shit NEVER happened okay Iruka id hate to have Konoha lose a good Chunin like yourself." Naruto told his sensei in complete seriouseness.

"Ok" Iruka could not help the sweat drop that appeared behind his head"now lets go take you to Hokage-sama

(Listen I'm not going to do this scene with out it sounding like atleast 100 other ones from other fics so…. Im going to skip this shit. Naruto got his inheritance confirmed and learned that he ISNT the fox but that it was SEALED in him)

~Later that night at his appartment~

"Hmm so this head band was a Key item? Well if something like this allowed me to continue the game I might as well get the rest"Naruto thought to himself

*snap*

All key items? Check

*snap*

"Hmm HOLY SHYT THAT'S A BIG SCROLL!" Naruto thought as he look at possibly the biggest scroll he has ever seen."But what does it do? Better check the guide."

Key item: kyuubi's key can be obtained after fighting and defeating Akatsuki leader Pein it allows player to fight Kyuubi in order to gain its power. The fight can only be activate once Naruto has obtainined a state where he is free of darkness. Naruto must go to Kumo in order to free himself of hatred.

"Well fuck Kumo last I heard they were eye thieves and Naruto Uzukmaki-Namiwhatever does not join people who steal little girls eyes…and it's a long ass trip"Naruto muttered the last part under his breath "Soo its time to do what every ninja does best…CHEAT!"

*snap*

No Darkness Naruto check!

*snap*

"Ok time to activate the boss battle!" Naruto yelled before grabbing the scroll and blacking out.

~In front of Kyuubi's cage~

"Aww look the omnipotent Demon that fucked my life over his sleeping." Came the sarcastic remark of our hero." O well might as well check the guide for this fight so I know what I'm up against."

Opponent: Kyuubi no Kitsune

Stats: 99.999 HP 99,999Chakra

Abilities:Menacing ball, roar, firestream, claw swipe, being big as hell..

Support character(Naruto rose an eyebrow at this he's the only one in his brain right?) Kushina Uzumaki

Stats: 30,000 hp 60,000 chakra

Abilites:chakra chains

Advise for battle: fight Kyuubi in sage mode and wait for Kushina to use chains to trip it then finish it with a rasenshuriken

"Well.. lets get started" Naruto thought to nobody as he enetered Sage Mode and walked up to cage while putting a flaming hand on his seal

"YO BUGS BUNNY WAKE THE FUCK UP!" not being one to appreciate being called a Bunny the Almighty Kyuubi jumped and looked around for the insolent person who DARED to interfere with its sleep.

"You dare awaken the mighty Kyuubi?...Why…" Naruto could swear the fox almost cried a little. Naruto winced a little that must have been one good fucking nap.

"I came…"Naruto started as he opened the cage door' TO PWN SOME NOOBS!"

~meanwhile in kumo~

The hachibi winced inside its host someone just called the strongest being on the planet the WORST thing ever. He could only pray the dumbass could live to tell him the story one day.

~back in cage~

" YOU DARE CALL ME A NOOB? BETCH IVE BEEN DOING THIS SHIT FOR YEARS! DO YOU SEE MY STATS? AW HELLLLLLLLLL NO BRING IT BETCH" the Kyuubi launched at its host in a blind fury as Naruto wondered if he fucked up.

"Shit!" Naruto yelled as he hit the dirt while the Kyuubi jumped over him. As he looked at the Kyuubi, who left itself open to a direct hit, he realized there was only one thing to do… filler moves.

"OoDama Rasenshuriken!" Naruto yelled as he threw the oversized move at the fox's underside

-1,000,000

Flawless victory Naruto wins!

Platinum Trophy unlocked: The nine-tailed stunner

Hidden character(s) unlocked!: Minato and Kushina are now able to help you in battle. Welcome back to the world of the living you two heroes!

Abilities unlocked: Golden fox cloak

"Now time to do something about this guy.. well I can't just let it die no matter what it caused me, it would be better if I got the full story of why it attacked." Naruto stated as he pulled out (key item) Sakura's Soldier pills and put some of the pills into the giant mouth of the fox.

~2 minutes later~

"Mind telling me why you fed me that nasty ass shit?" the utterly perplexed fox asked its jailer.

"Well I couldn't just let you die.. figured I would hear your story on why you attacked and take action depending on the answer." The blonde told the now dumbfounded fox.

"You will listen to my story?.." at the blondes nod she began

~15 minutes later~

"So you've been basically enslaved ever since you first met this Madara.." at her nod he continued. "Well that is just dumb what fucking noob tries to control demons instead of befriending them they are more reliable that way?..-sigh- noobs these days.."

Suddenly the fox began to cry finally someone understood after all these years! Kyuubi was then enveloped in a bright light as Naruto had to shield his eyes.

By showing compassion to the Kyuubi Player:Naruto has unlocked support character FemKyuubi would character like to keep or change name?

Change

To what: Akane

Kyuubi's social link went up to 10/10 she will now DIE FOR YOU (can any1 guess where this is from ill give you a cookie if you can)

Bonus skill Kyuubi summon

Once that was over Naruto could only look at crying naked red head that was hugging on to him for dear life.

"ummm-' he was cut off by what the Kyuubi said to him next.

'Thank you Naruto-sama ill serve you in any way for you have finally made the hate go away in my heart." she said with a lecherous smirk and held him tighter. Suddenly something snapped in Naruto who wasn't sure if it was the years of being unloved or the hormones, but if one were to ask him later he would say the he regrets NOTHING!

~hour and 30 minutes later~

Naruto was suddenly awakened from the bed he shared with Akane in his mind by a scream as he looked up he saw a shell shocked red-head and a passed out blonde man whose face was in a pool of blood.

"Well.." Naruto started "You two are late…"

"That's my boy…" the still-downed blonde said before his wife kicked him in the kidney.

An) well that's that and know for those of you that do not read the manga I did NOT make up the golden fox cloak It's a form Naruto has after getting the kyuubi's chakra but sadly this mode still has no name(way to go Kishi) so I made a name up thank you for the reviews and I would like to see more (hint hint) and for those who caught the persona reference good for you!

PS: also only Kyuubi's link will go straight to 10 like that no one else's will be thatfast.