Chapter 2 AKA the JAPTER
Luma's House 1 A.M.
-KNOCK KNOCK-
Luma: Who can it be at this hour? Mom, dad, and the kids aren't supposed to be back from Florida for another week.
-She opens the door-
Luma: -SHOCKED- JASPER!
Jasper: Hello.
Luma: What are you doing here? –Still shocked-
Jasper: You need therapy…right.
Luma: Ya…but why now?
Jasper: Alice said it'd be fun now.
-Luma looks and sees Alice waving from the car, Alice comes toward them.-
Alice: Hi Luma! Good Morning!
Luma: I'm going back to bed.
Alice: Wait you have to go through therapy then we have school.
-Alice takes Jasper and Luma into the family room.-
Alice: Ok Jasper, take out your therapy stuff and let's begin.
-Jasper takes out a BLACK notebook and a pencil.-
Luma: Hey your notebook looks familiar.
Jasper: ….Lets begin.
Luma: Ok.
Jasper: What troubles you?
Luma: Ok…here it goes. Every Tuesday at 12:44 P.M I have A2 and I hate A2! I'd rather be falling into a pool of cold water. I also hate how the school bell, a nightmare, rings sooo loud!...break my hand…..etc.- She goes on and on.-
-Jasper was writing what Luma said. He wrote down 12:44P.M, Falling, Bella (by accident), And Algebra 2 break hand.-
Alice: Look at the time!
Jasper & Luma: …..
Alice: Time to get ready for school!
Luma: Oh shit! –Luma starts to run but Alice catches her.-
Alice: Time to get dressed!
Luma: No!
-After an hour they all go to the car to pick up Laura.-
Laura's House
-DING DONG. Laura answers the door.-
Laura: What the…HAHAHAHA…what are you wearing!
Luma: Shut up!
Alice: Doesn't she look adorable!
Laura: Ha HA- She takes a pic with her cell phone-
Luma: Stop that!
Laura: But its soo funny!
Alice: I think pink is her color.
Laura: Ok ok lets go to school hehehe.
Luma: You guys are so mean.
-Alice and Laura hug her.-
Luma: Why do I have to go to school like this?
Alice: Because you are my new doll.
Laura: I like it.
Luma: Why can't you dress Bella up?
Alice: Because Bella is sleeping.
Luma: Then wake her up!
Alice; That's rude.
Luma: you woke me up!
Alice: You needed therapy.
Laura: Let's just go to school.
-They all go to school and see Vicky by Edward, Emmett, Rosalie, & Bella.-
By V, E, E, R, & B
Vicky: ANTI-SPARKLE sunscreen! For your delicate skin condition. Ditching is fun in the sun but when you get back you feel like crap because of all the homework.
All: …….
-Keds comes up and kisses Edward on the cheek. Bella prepares to punch her but Jacob gets in the way and she punches him therefore breaking her hand.-
Meanwhile
Luma: Hi Courtney!
Courtney: Look! My wish came true!
Sasuke: HELP!
-Courtney is dragging Sasuke away.-
Itachi: Ha! You lack hatred!
Luma: OMG! I love you! –She hugs him.-
Itachi: Ok…wait a minute. I need his eyes!
-He chases after Courtney and Sasuke.-
Luma: Laura…
Laura: Yes.
Luma: I think I know what are ray gun did.
Laura: Me too.
DRUNKS GO TO BARS & EDWARD GOES TO MCDONALD'S
-So everyone went through there daily routines as usual, Laura banged her head against the desk while Emmett laughed in chemistry, Edward broke another simulator, yet again. And Bella was tempted to throw paint at Jacob in art. Poor Bella……-
-12:42 P.M Algebra 2 just let out.-
Bella: So if y equals 0, then what does x equal?
Katie: I just put no solution.
Steph: Why?
Robby: b/c it's the answer to life!
Katie: Yup! When in doubt, put no sol.
Bella: Oh….
-Laura, Luma, & Vaki turned to leave & Bella & Edward followed.-
Laura: Dude! Stop stalking us!
Edward: Were not.
Bella: I have to go upstairs to my locker.
-They turned to go upstairs.-
Vaki: -mutters- Paranoid.
-They enter the Japanese classroom and sit down. 12:44 P.M.AAAHHHHHH! Everyone runs to the stairs and sees Bella lying face down on the ground.-
Edward: Bella!
Laura: Sweet! Lets poke her –pokes Bella-
Edward: She's not moving!
Rosalie: Yes, I mean, oh NO!
-Luma looks at the clock.-
Luma: Why does that time sound so familiar?
Laura: Yup! She's definitely dead.
Alice: Well that's not good.
-Edward looks like he is about to cry.-
Edward: I think I'm going to take a road trip to Italy.
Luma: Wait! Laura!
Laura: Yes?
Luma: We both saw Itachi and Sasuke, right?
Laura: Yes.
Luma: So what if this wasn't an accident? What if this was something more?
Laura: OMG! Your right! –Whacks Edward-
Why'd you push your girlfriend down the stairs?!
Edward: I didn't!
-Jasper pats his bro on the back.-
Jasper: Its ok, Edward C'mon I know the perfect place that will cheer you up! –Drags his bro away-
Luma: No Laura! What if someone has a DEATH NOTE?
Laura: You lost me…
Luma: What if Light Yagami is here and he's killing off people in his Death Note!? What if he thought Bella was L!? –Points to Bella.-
Laura: Since when does Bella look like a gothic monkey?
-Luma heres snickering and turns to see Ryuk-
Luma: On My Grass! Ryuk! –Hugs Ryuk-
Laura: Ryuk! Where? She never touched the death note that's why she can't see him.-
Rosalie: Great, now they have imaginary friends.
Luma: So this means Light is here!
Ryuk: Not really, He is wondering around somewhere right now. I came because I was bored. –Snickers when he looks at Bella.-
Luma: Wait! So that means you know who has the other death note.
Ryuk: Yup and I'll tell you for a price. –Automatically hands Ryuk an apple.-
Sweet! So, yeah……
Meanwhile, with Jasper and Edward
Jasper: See? Don't you feel better now?
Sitting in the McDonald's play place area with screaming kids running around them.-
Edward: No T.T
Jasper: Aw, cheer up Edward! personality suddenly changes.- Things will taste better on rye bread.
Edward: Jasper, you're scarin' me.
-Looks across the room to see Jiraya (drunk) playing with the kids (That's called child molesting1 HA!)-
Edward: Not good -.-;
-Meanwhile-
Alice: HAHAHAHA!
Luma: What is it?
Alice: You won't believe what's going to happen! –She whispers to Laura & Luma.-
All: HAHAHAHA! –They all fall.-
-Back at Micky D's-
Jiraya: Ha ya right! That's not how you do a rasengan!
Konohamuru: Then how?
-Jiraya gets up walking in a drunken manner up to Edward.-
Jiraya: RASENGAN! –He attacks Edward-
Edward: Ahh- he starts to run in a circle while Jiraya chases him.-
Jasper: Run Edward! Run! –His mood changes again- Yay! Slide! –he runs to the playhouse.-
Megumi; Wait!
Jasper: Whattttt…..I wanna play.
Megumi: You have to take your shoes off first.
Jasper: Oh I forgot –he takes off his shoes and goes into the playhouse.-
Edward: Jasper! Come and help me! This old man is crazy!
Jiraya: Orochimaru! I will kill you!
Edward: Who is Orochimaru?!
-All the sudden a blonde lady wearing a green jacket bursts in-
Tsunade: JIRAYA!
Jiraya: Uh oh.
Tsunade: What are you doing here! We are supposed to go gambeling!
Jiraya: -comes to his sense-Oh yeah! Let's gamble right here.
Tsunade: Ok –They start gambeling at the PLAYHOUSE in front of CHILDREN!-
Edward: Ok….OMG did you guys know that McDonald's uses cows that are on steroids for there burgers!
All: ….
Edward: Ya it's true! –He knows this because a McDonald's employee just past him and was thinking about it…ya.- They also give the tongue to an ethnic market!
All: -start to throw out there food.-
Jasper: Hey Ed! I bet you can't catch me!
Edward: What?
Jasper: Come and catch me!
Edward: No! You come down here right this instant!
Jasper: No! Make me!
Edward: How dare you speak to your mother that way!
Jasper: NANANANA!
Edward: That's it little missy, I'm gonna give you a spanking so hard that you will never forget it!
Jasper: Not if you can't catch me!
Edward: I'm gonna get you! –Ed runs into the playhouse and gets stuck.-
Jasper: Ha! I'm going home! –he leaves. After a few hours, Edward begins to think about Bella.-
Edward: I can't believe she's dead. I mean… EHY DID SHE HAVE TO DIE! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HER….wait a minute technically I'm already dead NO! IT'S ALREADY BEGUN! THE END OF DEATH! I'm going to have to end my unlively death! But how…I know I'll call Jason! Wait…he's already dead. How about Mr. Meyers! Oh wait he only comes out on Halloween. –Somebody comes up to him.-
Somebody: Psst how about the Volturi.
Edward: I know I'll call the VOLTURI, they'll kill me!
-At the front of McDonald's-
Cashier: May I take your order?
Rosalie: Yes, I'll have the southern style salad and he'll take –Emmett interrupts-
Emmett: Can I get a happy meal?!
Cashier: ……
Rosalie: -whispers- He like the toy.
Cashier: Oh…ok is that all?
Rosalie: Yes.
Emmett: Hey look its Edward!
-Emmett runs into the playhouse.-
MEANWHILE
Alice: Laura & Luma come with me!
Laura: Where?
Alice: My house!
Luma: WHOA! You are not dressing us up!
Alice: no silly! We have to talk to Carlisle and Esme about this!
Laura & Luma: About what?
Alice: you guys knowing our secret and Bella's death.
L&L: Ohhh…..
Alice: Then I'll dress you up!
L&L: NO! We have to bring Bella back!
Bing Bing Bang!
So the duo and Alice walked up to Edward's car, when Jasper appeared out of nowhere.-
Alice: Jasper! –Hugs Jazz-
Laura: Dude, he poofed out of nowhere.
Luma: You're like Jagger –eyes grew wide- you're SO COOL!
Jasper: So what are we going to do?
Alice: First, we are going to break into Edward's car. Then we are going to have a meeting! Where's Edward?
Jasper: He's playing at McDonald's. So immature.
Alice: Oh, well let's brake in!
Jasper: Alice, I have a key….
Alice: But breaking in is more fun.
Laura: I like breaking in!
Luma: And breaking in is fun!
Alice: Sweet. Let's go!
-They break in and drive away.-
MEANWHILE
Rosalie: EMMETT! What are you doing!?
-Emmett has an axe raised over Edward's head.-
Emmett: Trying to kill Edward.
Rosalie: There are children present.
Emmett: Oh…here-gives the axe to a pink haired girl.-
Girl: Cool! Kenny! Look what I got! –Walks away-
Rosalie: C'mon. This place is making me sad. Let's go home.
Emmett & Edward: Yeah….
-They leave-
Back at the car
Jasper: Alice, can we please turn off the AXEL F song.
Alice: AW, I like this song…
L&L: Bing Bing Bong!
Jasper: Look! We're here!
-Parks outside the mansion and they all walk inside.-
