KH – KH
That night, Saïx left his room and went to Xemnas's. When he got there though, he hesitated. 'Am I really going to do this?' He sighed, '…Yes, I am. It's bad enough that I'm going through this damned reproductive cycle, and it's even worse that Xemnas is mad at me.' He knocked on the door and heard a faint 'come in' from behind it. He hesitantly opened the door and walked in, closing the door behind him.
"So? Ready to talk?" Xemnas asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yes."
"Then, by all means, go ahead. You have my undivided attention." Xemnas said as he leaned back in his desk chair, listening intently.
"Well… yesterday, I started my… um… reproductive cycle."
"Reproductive cycle? What's that mean?"
"As I'm sure you're well aware… I am in fact a werewolf."
"Yes, I am aware of that."
"And werewolves have this thing where every six months, they go into a reproductive cycle." Saïx explained. "It's basically just a two week period when I can't control my hormone levels and I basically… just start acting crazy."
"…That's it?" Xemnas asked and stood up from his seat, walking over towards Saïx. "The whole reason you're acting this way is because you're going through a reproductive cycle?" He pinned Saïx against the doorway. "Why didn't you just tell me? That's nothing to be embarrassed about." He then started trailing kisses down Saïx's neck.
"X…Xemnas, please… don't get me excited."
"Why not?"
"There's something else about a werewolf's reproductive cycle that I haven't told you about yet."
"Yeah? And what's that?"
"It…It's the males who… become fertile." Saïx panted.
Xemnas immediately stopped kissing Saïx's neck and looked at him. "…Beg your pardon?"
"Unlike humans, it's the male werewolves who give birth to the offspring."
"You're joking."
"…No, I'm not. Why would I joke about something like that?"
"But… that's impossible! Males don't have the reproductive organs necessary to bear children."
"Maybe human males don't." Saïx whispered, "That's why I didn't want to have sex with you, because… if we did, you might actually… get me pregnant."
"…How long does this cycle of your last again?"
"Two weeks."
"And… you started it when?"
"Yesterday."
Xemnas sighed, "So… for the next two weeks, we can't do anything?"
"Not unless you want a child…"
The next day, almost everyone was in the grey area while Saïx was bitching at Demyx for failing another mission.
"Hey, come on, dude!" Xigbar said, "Lighten up on Demy, will you?"
"What's the big deal anyway?" Roxas asked, "He fails a mission at least once a week."
"Yeah, I mean… who pissed in your cheerios this morning?" Axel asked.
Saïx growled, "Fine. Whatever."
"Wait a sec…" Axel said, remembering something. "The last time you acted like a PMSing bitch, you were going through your–"
"Don't say it!" Saïx growled, slapping both his hands over Axel's mouth.
"Oh my God, you're going through it again, aren't you?" Axel asked after prying Saïx's hands off his mouth. He then started laughing, hysterically. "This is going to be good!"
"…Are we missing some sort of key piece of information here?" Xigbar asked.
"Shut up, Xigbar!" Saïx growled.
"Ouch, dude, that hurt." Xigbar pretending to actually be hurt.
"He's going through his reproductive cycle. He's a bitch right now." Axel said.
"…Reproductive what?" Roxas asked.
"Axel!" Saïx growled, deeply, literally glaring daggers at him.
"Should I start running now?" Axel asked and saw Saïx's claymore appear. "I'll take that as a yes." He said and ran.
"Get back here you damned redheaded pyro!" Saïx cried, running after him.
Only a few seconds after Axel and Saïx left, Xemnas came in. He looked around the room before asking, "Where's Saïx?"
"Trying to butcher Axel because he told us about Saïx going through some weird reproductive thing." Xigbar explained.
"Really?"
"Did you know?"
"Actually, I only found out last night." Xemnas said and walked down the hallway after Saïx.
"Even Xemnas didn't know?"
"Then how did Axel know?" Demyx asked, "…Do you know how he could have known, Roxas? After all, you and Axel are best friends."
"Well… yeah, but Axel doesn't really talk about his relationship with Saïx much. The most I know is that they used to be best friends a while back, but… I don't know much more than that."
"You could ask him."
That night, Roxas went into Axel's room and asked him about the whole situation. "I mean… even Xemnas admitted that he didn't know that about Saïx until last night, so how could you have known?"
"That's a long story, Roxas."
"I've got time."
"Well… back before we were nobodies, Saïx and I were–"
"Best friends, I know."
"Actually, there was more to it than that." Axel said, "We were friends, but… we were also… um…"
"…Were the two of you in love?"
"What? No! We weren't in love, but… yes, we were together for a while." (I am not an Axel/Saïx fan, just to let you know, but… I can picture them being past boyfriends! …At least until Isa met Xehanort and fell in love with him! Lolz!)
"How could you two not have been in love and yet been together?"
"That's… really not something that I can explain to you." Axel said, "You'd just have to go through a situation like that before you could understand it. Anyway… back then, Saïx went through the same cycle he's going through now, and that's really how I know."
"But what is a reproductive cycle?"
"Something you'll never have to go through."
"How do you know I'll never go through it?"
"Because only werewolves go through them."
"Saïx is a… werewolf?"
"Not the kind that Hollywood has made werewolves out to be, but yes."
"You and Saïx used to be lovers?" Someone asked and the two of them noticed Xigbar hanging from the ceiling. "Wait until I tell Xemnas about this!"
"Wait! You can't tell Xemnas! He'll butcher me!" Axel cried.
"I guess he wouldn't be the first to try, now would he?" Xigbar said and he teleported off to Xemnas's room.
Axel growled and then was about to say something to Roxas, until he saw his face. "What's the matter?"
"…You said that you and Saïx used to be together, but weren't actually in love. So… does that mean that you don't love me?"
Meanwhile, in Xemnas's room, Xigbar appeared and saw Xemnas sitting at his desk, writing something down.
"What do you want, Number II?" Xemnas asked in his 'I–am–not–a–happy–Superior' voice.
"What's wrong with you?" Xigbar asked, "You upset because you can't get some since Saïx is going through that weird reproductive whatever?" (Nice choice of words, Xigbar!)
"That is none of business, now what do you want?"
"Did you happen to know that Axel and Saïx used to be lovers?"
"I know."
"…You do?"
"Of course, Saïx told me that a long time ago."
"Oh… I thought that I was giving you a reason to beat up Axel, but… okay."
"If that's all, then please leave."
Xigbar sighed, "Fine, Mr. I–can't–get–laid, Demyx is probably in need of some cuddling time anyway." He then left without another word.
Xemnas sighed and banged his head against the desk. He then heard another portal open and he looked up to see Saïx walk in. "What are you doing in here?"
"Just came to give you the mission reports." Saïx replied, quite calmly and handed them over. He then turned to leave, but Xemnas stood up and grabbed his wrist so he looked back at him. "Do you need something else?"
"…How much longer?"
"I told you, two weeks."
"Right." Xemnas sighed, letting go of Saïx's wrist and watched him leave before sitting back down in the chair and slouching in it. 'This is going to be the longest two weeks of my life…' He thought.
KH – KH
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