Total Drama Season 3

Total Drama Prison

Episode 2: Convicts Run Amuck

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Prison, our 14 prisoners robbed a bank and then got arrested by the cops, a.k.a. our interns. They were shown everything the Total Drama Prison has to offer, and today we're gonna have at least 1 elimination. What will happen this time? Find out tonight on Total Drama Prison!

Theme plays

Girls

All 7 are already up

Lindsay: Why can't we get out of our cells?

Courtney: It's prison, brainiac. The cells are supposed to keep us inside.

Eva bends the bars apart and walks out

Eva: The show really could've tried to make these bars stronger.

Sadie is scraping the floor with a metal spoon

Bridgette: Uh, Sadie, what are you doing?

Sadie: Trying to escape. I need to find a bathroom!

Courtney: There's a bathroom right in your cell, Einstein!

Sadie looks up at the stall

Sadie: Oh…

Confessional:

Eva: And I thought Lindsay was stupid.

Guys

Owen keeps body slamming the cell

Owen: Get me outa this cell! I'm to young to be in prison!

Duncan: Shut it Owen or you'll be to young to die!

Owen shuts up

Ezekiel: Don't you think that's a little harsh, eh?

Duncan: Zeke, you better hope you're not on my team or I'll put you in the ER.

Ezekiel: Watch what you say, Duncan. I made it way farther than you.

Duncan: You think you're bad since you were able to make it farther than me?

Ezekiel: No, I think I'm bad because I kicked your ass last season!

Harold: So did I!

Duncan: Shut it, Harold.

Harold throws a broken brick at Duncan's cell, making him jump away from the cell doors

Ezekiel starts laughing

Duncan: I'm winning this season. Heck, we're in my natural element. No way am I going home here.

Noah: Says the guy who was voted off fourth last time.

DJ: Kinda ironic too. First time you came in fourth place, then you got voted off 4th.

Note: I just realized that and didn't mean for it to happen.

Duncan: Ugh…I'm getting breakfast.

Duncan picks the lock on his cell door and heads for the door

Duncan opens the door and is punched in the face by Chef, then he slams the door

Duncan: Dang. The guard is freaking tough.

Duncan walks back to his cell then all the doors open up

Chris over the intercom: All prisoners please report to the dining hall, all prisoners.

The two groups leave the cell blocks and get to the dining hall

Chef passes around bowls full of slop

DJ sticks the spoon in and it actually comes out

DJ: Guys, the slops safe.

Everyone starts eating up the slop

Chris: Good morning, prisoners!

Chris walks in wearing a warden uniform and holding a night stick

Chris: Today is your first actually important challenge. The reason being that there will be two instant eliminations during the challenge, and the two winning prisoners get to decide the teams this season. Yes, you heard me, I said 2.

Everyone groans

Confessional:

Ezekiel: A double instant elimination? Man, these season is tougher than I thought it would be.

Chris: Once everyone is done eating, come to the court yard to find out today's challenge.

Everyone starts eating slower and gradually finish eating, then go to the courtyard

There is a massive obstacle course

Chris: Hello, my prisoners of drama! Today's challenge will be this massive obstacle course! First of all, split up into teams of two.

The groups;

Owen and Izzy

Katie and Sadie

Duncan and Courtney

Harold and Bridgette

DJ and Eva

Ezekiel and Justin

Lindsay and Noah

Chris: Ok. The course goes like this. Each team will make their way over the water tank with a man eating shark in it, jump through the ring of fire, climb over the wall, get back down on the other side, crawl under the barbed wire in a pool of mud, make it through the tunnel before the spiked walls get you, then run to the finish line while being chased by Chef Hatchet.

Chef snickers as he holds up a paintball gun

Chris: The team with the best time wins the challenge and will be picking the teams this season. And, sadly, the team with the worst time will be eliminated. Sorry.

Ezekiel: No you're not, eh!

Chris: True. Anyhoo, each team will draw a number from the box and will go in that order.

Each team takes a number

Lindsay & Noah: 1.

Owen & Izzy: 2.

Ezekiel & Justin: 3.

Harold & Bridgette: 4.

Katie & Sadie: 5.

Duncan & Courtney: 6

DJ & Eva: 7.

Chris: Alrighty then. Lindsay and Noah, you are the first victims. Now try not to get too roughed up, okay? Go!

Lindsay and Noah run up the ramp and jump

They both grab the ropes and swing across

Noah lands on his face and Lindsay helps him up

Lindsay throws Noah through the ring of fire, making him hit the ground face first

Noah: OW!

Lindsay jumps through and rolls as she his the ground

Noah helps Lindsay over the wall then climbs over

Lindsay: I hate mud!

Noah: Just get down and crawl!

They both drop down and start crawling under the barbed wire

They come up covered in mud

Noah: Run as fast as you can and don't stop 'till we reach the finish line!

They both run at full speed and barely make it through the tunnel

Chef isn't even able to land one shot as they cross the finish

Chris: Your time is 1 minute 12 seconds. Owen and Izzy, you're up.

Owen snaps the rope as he swings across and falls on the shark, instantly killing it

Owen: Uh…the shark's dead.

Chris: We got more.

Owen scrambles out and gets stuck in the ring of fire, putting it out and breaking the ring

Owen: Oh come on!

Izzy picks him up and launches him over the wall

Izzy leaps over the wall

Izzy crawls underneath and Owen's shirt keeps getting torn on the barbed wire

Izzy: C'mon, Biggo!

Izzy picks him up and carries him through the tunnel and throws him at Chef

Owen gets back up and they run the rest of the way

Chris: Your time is 1 minute 30 seconds. Ezekiel and Justin, time for your run.

Chef dumps another shark in the tank and fixes the rope

Ezekiel and Justin swing across

Justin: Uh, I can't risk burning my skin, so-

Ezekiel throws him through the ring of fire and he slams into the wall

Ezekiel jumps through and climbs over the wall followed by Justin

Ezekiel: Just crawl and wash off later, ok?

Justin nods and they crawl underneath the barbed wire

They both run through the tunnel as fast as they can

Chef hits Justin the second they come out

Justin: Ah! You're stained my best shirt!

Ezekiel: Just run, eh!

Ezekiel grabs Justin and pulls him to the finish line

Chris: Your time is 1 minute 15 seconds. Harold and Bridgette, let's see what you can do.

Harold and Bridgette swing over the tank

Bridgette leaps through the ring followed by Harold

Bridgette climbs over the wall and Harold practically falls over climbing over

They both drop down and crawl under the barbed wire

Bridgette: Almost there!

They run through the tunnel and Harold jump kicks Chef

Harold crosses it first followed by Bridgette

Chris: Your time is 58 seconds. Well done. Katie and Sadie, show me what you got.

They both run up to the ramp and jump

They swing across on the ropes and actually use the jump to get through the ring

They both smack into the wall

They get up and climb over it

Sadie: Ew! Mud!

Katie: Crawl! Crawl or get eliminated!

They both drop down and crawl under it

Sadie: Eeeeeeeeww!

They get out and run through the tunnel

Chef hits both of them as they run through the finish line

Chris: Nice! Your time was 1 minute 10 seconds. Duncan and Courtney, you're turn.

Duncan and Courtney easily make it over the tank

Duncan jumps through the ring followed by Courtney

Courtney scrambles over the wall and Duncan easily makes it over

They both drop down and crawl under the wire

Duncan: Just like escaping from juvy. Only with barbed wire.

Courtney: Ugh, you're such a delinquent.

They get up and run through the tunnel

Duncan steals Chef's gun and runs

They cross the finish line but Duncan keeps running

Chris: Uh, Duncan, you're done with the course.

Duncan screeches to a halt

Duncan: Sorry. Used to trying to escape.

Chris: Well, your time was 1 minute 5 seconds. Eva and DJ, try not to get eliminated. GO!

Eva lifts DJ and throws him over the tank and he actually goes through the ring of fire

Eva swings across the tank on the same rope Owen was on

Eva: Aw, snap!

The rope snaps (pun intended)

Eva falls in and is eaten by a shark

DJ: Eva!

Eva punches straight through the shark's teeth and escapes out of the tank

Eva leaps through the ring of fire and tosses DJ over the wall

Eva climbs like a fucking monkey over the wall

They both drop to the ground and go under the barbed wire

They both crawl under it and head into the tunnel

DJ: I'm not sure if I can make it!

Eva runs through and punches Chef down

DJ's shirt gets caught on the spike on the wall on the way out

DJ: Eva! Help me!

Eva pulls him through, ripping his shirt off in the process

Eva then throws him through the finish line and runs towards it

Chef then punches Eva in the face, knocking her to the ground

Eva: Oh, you're gonna pay for that!

Eva jump kicks him in the face, then uses his face as a spring board over the finish line

Chris: Hmm. Your guys' time was 1 minute 31 seconds, making you one second later than Owen and Izzy, and the latest of them all.

DJ: What does that mean?

Chris: It means you two are the first ones eliminated!

Eva: No! I'm not being eliminated second again!

Chris: Actually, Eva, since DJ got across the line before you, you had the worst time on your own of the group, making you the first eliminated.

Eva: How is that better?

Chris: It's not.

Eva: I'm not going! You're not gonna take me without a-

Chef hits her on the back of the head with his night stick

Chef: That outa take care of her.

DJ picks up Eva and Chef leads them to a fully dug escape tunnel

Chris: By the way, anyone who gets eliminated must immediately go through the Escape Tunnel of Shame to the Getaway Car of Losers. Bye-bye, guys.

DJ carries Eva through the tunnel and into the broken down car and it takes off

Chris: So long to those two. By the way, Harold and Bridgette, since you two had the best time, you're gonna be picking the teams this season. Lucky you.

Confessional:

Bridgette: I guess it's kinda natural that I'm picking a team. I mean, my boyfriend DID win last season, and I'm the one who carried him over the finish line. I'm winning this season for you, Geoff!

Confessional:

Harold: I'm not surprised at all. With my many mad skills, it's obvious that I can win this. But there is no WAY that I'm picking Duncan on my team.

Chris: Alright, my prisoners, go to the dining hall for dinner and then report to your cells.

They 12 prisoners go to the dining hall and are served squid tentacles

Ezekiel: Uh, I'm not sure if I can eat this, eh.

Owen takes the tray and scarfs down the tentacle

Ezekiel: Great. Now I got no dinner, eh.

Owen then lurks around the tables like a shark and eats their food when they look away

Duncan punches Owen when he reaches for his food

Duncan: This food is mine, Owen.

Owen kicks Duncan in the nuts and swipes his plate

Confessional:

Owen: Hey, I was hungry!

They eventually leave the dining hall and return to their cells

Chris: And, I guess that concludes this episode. Who will be eliminated next? Who will Harold and Bridgette pick for their teams? Find out next time on another exciting episode of Total Drama Prison!