This episode began in a shabby local, called the Drunken' Clam, and inside there were among all four people, one with a big belly, one with a big chin, one with a great sense of humor, and one with a big problem to the legs, and they were in their usual table to enjoy their usual but irresistible beer and to spend time talking about strange arguments, and the next in the list will not be different from the others, maybe...
"Your daughter is pregnant?" exclaimed those words with the big chin, called by all Quagmire
"Exactly, even though I would like to know what can get out of there, maybe a goblin with big eyes and no arms" said the fat Peter making appear the scene
*start scene*
A clumsy Goblin was chasing a child for eat him but the child went into a slit and the monster used his arms that he didn't have to try to take him but then he felt let down
"What a pity, I was hungry..." but the prey exclaimed pointing his finger against him deriding him
"Ha-Ha!"
*end scene*
"Don't be stupid Peter, you should be happy, finally you're about to become a grandfather!" he told the black man with great sense of humor and named Cleveland
The disabled, confused, sipped his beer and said
"But how did it happen, let's tell the truth, your daughter isn't a good-looking... you know"
Their fatter friend answered a little intimidated after drinking even him a bit of beer
"I suspect than that guy, Salvatore, is a crazy guy, who knows how his face was when, hum, when he saw..."
There was a moment of disturbing silence, and while the four looked at each other, his friend Joe asked
"But you don't yet know the sex your nephew?"
"Not yet, but it would be freakin' awesome if it were like me, in every sense..."
*start scene*
Peter imagined in a scene that Meg gave birth at the hospital gave birth to a mini-Peter, and after that the doctors had cleaned him and brought him to her the infant made a fart in her face with his ass and then he laughed like his grandfather.
*end scene*
At the home of the fat Peter meanwhile, his daughter, Salvatore, husband of her daughter, and Chris were to try some toy of the little brother Stewie when all suddenly the girl began to feel ill and immediately ran to the bathroom, she knelt down and began to throw up in the toilet
"Oh god, what happens to me...!" she exclaimed disgustedly
The mother named Lois worried and attracted by the situation ran to her and asked her worried
"Oh my god Meg, are you all right?"
"No mom, I feel like I had a dragon that spit fire everywhere and was irritating my stomach"
*start scene*
It all started inside a body, a purple dragon with yellow scales was blowing on the walls to burn only a dragonfly who liked to make angry him by making her tongues out
"Die bitch!" but he won't could never hit her, and never will.
*end scene*
Meanwhile Meg was starting again to throw out and the red-head mother put her hand on her shoulder
"Well, I know how you feel, I think it's a symptom of pregnancy, but for safety we will have to call a doctor"
Meanwhile Salvatore, curious by the race of his wife, he immediately went to her research and found her in the bathroom with her mother on her knees
"Sweetey, why are you running here?"
Lois promptly answered
"Salvatore, Meg has just the symptoms of pregnancy, I think..."
"In what sense I think? We need to bring her to the hospital!"
"It's n-not necessary, d-don't worry" Meg said as she was getting up, but soon afterwards she began again to feel sick and the woman in her green blouse told her
"Meg, honey, we need to be certain that this is just a symptom of pregnancy, or if by chance you have a serious health condition such as Rismororosys"
"What is the Rismo, thingthanimisunderstand?" Salvatore asked confused to the word scratching his head
"It's like a centaur will destroy the nervous system and you had so many horses to kick your muscles"
*start scene*
"Work slaves!" shouted a furiously red-and-black centaur that was knocking on the poor horses that struck the muscles of a poor boy who, coincidentally, was the son of Channel 5's reporter.
"Tetrik, please don't make us go on for another five eras..." but the centaur hit the poor horse with a powerful whip and then he left in the direction of the brain laughing.
*end scene*
"Wow" exclaimed the Italian surprised to the discovery
Meanwhile, at the local, after talking about something else, and after throwing a bottle into the face of the owner of the local...
"Hey!"
The four friends didn't know what else do except drink beers at full blast, but suddenly at the black friend came something which amazed all
"Guys, I have an idea, why don't we bet on the sex of the Meg's baby?"
"Good idea!"
"And what we aim?" asked the policeman Joe curious from the idea
"I bet Rallo's collection of toys that will be female"
"I bet Brian that my nephew will be male" said Peter, but the other three didn't agree to what he had said
"You can't bet your dog, you know?" said Quagmire annoyed raising his arms for a moment
"Why not? Once long ago I bet my virginity, but I found out too late that I didn't have it anymore, and so I had to procure it from an another person, unfortunately they didn't want that anymore, for some reason..."
*flashback*
Peter had accompanied his daughter Meg to a sort of dark place telling her that he had found her ideal boy, but then there appeared the men in black, who, after looking at the girl from head to toe, they were horrified and ran out fastly and the man asked wondered
"Hey, don't you want her anymore?"
*end flashback*
"Do this, you bet an object and not a person, okay?"
Joe leaned his gun on the table, and said safely
"I bet on a male"
"I know how the first children will be, and I say that Meg will be a female" and Quagmire took a DVD titled "Sex Origins" and laid it on the table
"Say what you want, but for me it will be a Goblin, I bet one night with my wife in the bed of our house" said confident the boss of the family
"I'm sorry Peter, you'll lose Giggity Goo"
The four then shook hands and left the room, but all began to think if they lost the bet
"Crap!" Peter exclaimed, imagining a massacre in the city.
A short time later, Peter came home and called his wife Lois with his tone
"Lois, bring me the desired!"
"What?" she asked from far, remained in the bathroom all the time to clean it
"Well, the desired, one that is desired" Peter didn't remember how was called what he was looking for...
"A cake?"
"No, that one is too desired, I mean one person, one with the glasses who looks like a raccoon in a state of apparent coma"
To hear him, the husband boy understood him and immediately said far away
"Who, your daughter?"
"Yes, but who are you voice of the night?" he asked amazed sitting on the couch
"I'm Salvatore" answered, but Peter couldn't figure who he was and asked again
"Who?"
"Meg's husband!" but he still didn't understand and scratched his head confused
"Who?"
"Your daughter!" shouted exasperated to the father in law, but he understood one thing for another, and said to him, leaving him petrified
"Hi Meg, how are you, you're just good with that voice!"
Salvatore covered his eyes with the palm of his right hand while Meg came from his father and greeted him a bit tired
"Hi dad. You wanted me?"
Her father replied
"Yes, you know nothing about a boy, or a girl, I don't remember the sex or even the name..."
Peter was trying not to know to the others about the bet but wanted to know if he had already won
Suddenly Salvatore came, still nervous with a flickering eyelid with Lois, and he could figure out why Peter was saying these things
"Do you want to know the sex of our baby?" said the Italian, catching him by surprise
"Crap!"
"What?" shouted the man's family wife, who embarrassed, he was invented an excuse to leave, and without second thoughts, he said it
"Excuse me, but now I have to go, Cleveland might feel bad, I will return when he will sing Scream and Shout in a circus ball, bye!"
He opened the door in a bizarre way and he ran way, leaving the three rather confused.
Past time, Peter and his gang are still together for know how proceed the bet on Meg's pregnancy
"News?" starts Cleveland
"No..." Peter replied disappointed, but the pervert with the big chin told him happy
"It will take time, but I was already taste the victory and even your wife, Giggity!"
Quagmire after imagined in his mind his friend's wife with just a bathrobe waiting for him in his home bed telling to him something erotically
"Oh great Quagmire, I need some Giggity lessons, could you give me a rerun?"
But Peter shouted at him, making him return to the real world
"Oh no, you won't win, because from there will come out a Goblin!"
"No, it will come out a female, and will also be the best, even better than Hillary Clinton in past elections" Cleveland said seriously
*flashback*
In the electoral room a blonde woman was take a discussion with her fans, but after immediately the woman kissed one after the other all and shortly after she declaring
"If I win the elections, you will have anything else for me" and all immediately ran to vote but a great-aged man, her husband, didn't agree...
"Bitch!" exclaimed disappointed Bill Clinton
*end flashback*
The black owner with afro hair and robust body was looking the situation heat up and he immediately intervened
"Hey, what's going on here?"
"Oh Jerome, sorry but we were discussing and raising the voice, but I would like to ask you something, what would you bet between a goblin and a witch?" asked Peter friendly and the black replied
"Well, surely on the witch, because of her ugliness and for the mag..." but he began to understand the argument and furious he shouted
"Wait, what does this have to do with it?"
"Nothing at all" and immediately Peter ran out to go to another nearby bar where they were comparing the same Goblin of the scene before and a bad witch in a sort of red-light ring
"I bet one hundred dollars on the witch!" Peter shouted as he brought out the money from the shirt and waved them up
The witch meanwhile was hitting the Goblin with her magic broom but the Goblin took a spiked club from nowhere and hit her making her unconscious and ate her in one bite
"Oh crappit!" exclaimed meanwhile he threw the money on the ground and Peter goes away furious from the strange local.
Later at Swanson's home, the wife of the disabled Bonnie was watching calmly the television with her daughter a cartoon called The Supercows than showing three cows, one red, one blue and one green fight against a huge dragon with a super big brain but at the end of that the dragon ate them all and belched bad
As soon as she turned off the TV, Joe the husband came suddenly and then asked to the woman
"Bonnie sweetheart, sorry, I should take a bath now, you know, the skunks, would you help me?"
"Of course Joe, I prepare you the bath" she stood up from the couch laying the little one and walked towards the bathroom but Joe had other things to do in mind, and he took a laptop and searched on the Internet "Probability of conception" and he found interesting arguments on that but his wife returned to surprise and asked him with her usual and unique tone
"How you want the water Joe?"
Joe closed the laptop suddenly and answered
"Lukewarm, please" and when she returned to the bathroom, he opened the laptop but with surprise looked the battery than was running low
"Man, I don't want to go to put the charger, but..."
Worried and tense, he wondered if he might lose the bet...
I can't... no!
He had imagined that Cleveland took his gun and suddenly fired a shot on Bonnie while laughing sadistically, so he went with his wheelchair to take the laptop charger
Cleveland, however, after returning home, he asked to his wife with her slender body something about a strange decision
"I would like to have your opinion, but I would absolutely want you to be honest, okay?"
"Of course Cleveland, say as well" said his wife with her tone
"If by chance you should decide to go right or left, which would you choose?"
"It depends on where they are heading" she replied with an annoyed tone, sitting on a chair
"Even though you didn't know where to go, what direction would you choose?"
"Well, the right seems good but the left it chooses all, why you really want to know my opinion about this nonsense?"
"That's, hum, for curiosity" said the nervous man while the black woman stood up
"Okay, now I have to go help our little Rallo, see you later in our cave" she, after said it, walked away leaving a rather confused Cleveland
"What cave?"
The big chinned Quagmire however, having prepared the room thinking he had already won, tried to train himself to speak to his friend's wife
"Oh Lois, I know for so long that I want you but, would you like to give me this little thing?" and he kissed a wig similar to her hair, but in the neighborhood, precisely at Griffins' home, the blonde boy Chris was talking to Salvatore about becoming uncle while Meg had gone to the gynecologist with her mother
"So if I become uncle, what benefits will I have?" asked the fat boy excited by the idea
"Well, you could take care of our baby, but you won't have the privileges that you can make conquests, sorry" answered her sister's husband, making him feel bad
"Heck, at least I wanted to have a steady girlfriend, you know, the last one was unsatisfactory!"
*flashback*
In a remote forest, Chris and a strangely anorexic girl than was envy of the models were making out, but after finishing, the two quickly hugged but she broke in two and Chris screamed
"I hope than aren't you, girls who watch this show" he then said referring at the camera while he let her go.
*end flashback*
Finally, Meg and Lois returned to the gynecologist, and Salvatore went from his beloved fastly and asked
"So, it's everything all right?"
"Yes Salvatore, they are just symptoms of pregnancy, don't worry" Lois answered instead of her daughter while leaving the two little girls alone, but they were not alone, Chris was still there close to her sister's belly to talk to it
"Hi baby, uncle Chris is here, and when you'll get out, I'll show you many things about life, like playing balls, walking without trousers..." but Salvatore hearing that things he moving him away with his hand and said to him
"Look, now we have to stay alone, so go do your daily things now"
"Yeah!" exclaimed the little Stewie suddenly appeared and the blonde brother went disappointed and embittered
Meg however said, still a bit groggy
"But I still feel strange, like if a green guy had created something that makes big mess in my belly"
*start scene*
A weird kaki type created an agglomeration of angry red blood cells than was rolling crazy for the body and overwhelmed first a white globe similar to Lois, then one like Stewie and one like Brian, right after one like Chris and lastly two similar to Salvatore and Meg
The one like Peter, seeing the approaching ball, he kicked it and hit a wall making an amazing red explosion.
"Touchouse!"
*end scene*
The next day in the usual shack, the four friends were as always drinking their usual fresh beer but in the air there was a strange feeling, a bad air.
"Guys, you have news or something?" asked the man with the wheelchair to his friends
"Not exactly, I spied Meg and Lois who went to the gynecologist without discovering anything. Peter, you don't have told you if they know the sex of the baby?" Quagmire asked
"Since when do you spy on women who go to the gynecologist?" Joe was confused, and his friend replied proudly
"Not only I spy them, I also help them"
*flashback*
To the Quahog's hospital, an obstetrical Quagmire was seeing a pregnant patient, and she was an eighteen year old girl with brown hair and the nose visibly redone
"You're okay, you're at the seventh week and everything was going perfectly well, you can go"
He helped her to dress and after he gave her a slap on the ass
"Thanks Dr. Quagmire" and she went away happy leaving twenty dollars to the desk
"Come in, the next one!" but what the poor man saw that arrived wasn't a woman like all others, she was his "father", and she sat on the desk and said to the poor son like if he didn't recognize him
"Well, can you control me if all goes well Dr. Quagmire?"
"Uhm... of course..." he said disoriented while doing his job
*end flashback*
"Anyway Quagmire, no, but maybe we can let us say even now, wait a second..."
Peter got up from his seat and took a mobile phone out of his shirt and began to call his wife with difficulty
"I still don't know how to use these I-things..." it took a while to be able to call his wife...
"Here it is, hello, Lois?"
She was reading a book at her little genius son while she answering the phone
"Oh hi Peter, strange that you call me, what happened?" asked confused
"I want to know one thing, but you will not like my question, the chicken is served with rosemary or sage because..." but Cleveland gestured for him to change the argument and he corrected
"I mean, do you know if our nephew is a male or a female?"
"What? No, Meg didn't want to know, me neither, but why are you interested?" she remained curious while Brian the dog was taking his little friend to take him away but he bit his paw making him swear
"Well... see ya!" and the man suddenly threw the phone in the window's shack ending shattered
The friend with the flowered shirt, very curious, asked
"Well?"
"Nothing, not even Lois knows, and neither the other"
"Maybe if we go to the doctor, maybe he will say it" said Cleveland
"Great idea, but I know already than I'll win because you know nothing about pregnancy" said Quagmire proud of himself, putting a hand on his chest
"Look Quagmire, I read it somewhere, it will be a strong and brave male!"
But Peter answered for the others
"I don't think so, because I'll have your sparkling thing anyway"
"Hold on, duffers you will never have my gun!" Joe was furious and determined not to be taking the gun from the white man, but the black had offended
"Hey, who did you say duffers?
"To you, demented obese, black weird and big chinned maniac!"
Maybe it was the alcohol, maybe they were the injuries, but Peter starts to alter badly and shouted
"How dare you calling me fat? I lost a lot of weight since I spoke, shitty handicapped!"
"Shitty Hand... that's enough, I tell you it will be a boy!" the man in the wheelchair furiously replied
"Instead it will be female, and that's that!" Quagmire affirmed
"Male!" shouted Joe
"Female!" they shouted in unison Cleveland and Quagmire
"Goblin!" finally Peter shouted and instantly starts a furious fight thanks to a man's fist than hits the disabled friend than involved everybody on the local than began to beat each other in every possible way.
In the fight, Peter hits Quagmire to the chin with a punch but the friend returns with a blow of his chin which made him fall on a poor client, who died smashed
Meanwhile Joe punched Cleveland using his wheelchair to ward off the hits of the black but shortly the other wielded a bat and began to beating him up
Joe angrily took his gun and began to firing wildly, but he didn't hit anyone, or nearly, and Peter, after got up, goes to the charge and hit Quagmire with a head-butt making propel him to Cleveland and Joe but suddenly starts another shot of the weapon hitting exactly the leg of the man with the flowered shirt injuring him.
"Aaaahh, you son of a...!"
The clash, that inside it there was also a old man with not only wooden legs, lasted at least five minutes and the four, with broken limbs and a half inn destroyed with an unconscious owner, were not satisfied to the result
"IT WILL BE MALE, PUT IT IN THAT FUCKING HEAD THAT YOU HAVE!" shouted Joe with the gun pointed on the black man and with the flowered shirt man
"INSTEAD WILL BE A FEMALE LIKE THE MOTHER AND I WON'T STOP UNTIL YOU'LL HAVE UNDERSTAND IT!" Cleveland said now about to give up to the pain but at the Clam it came unexpectedly a person who was nearly hit by a punch from her spouse
"Peter!"
"Uh, Lois?" exclaimed painful while he saw her upset by that disaster
"Oh my god, what the hell was happened here?!"
The man with the white shirt was sorry for what had happened, he was corrupted by the wrath because he wanted absolutely win, and the insults have certainly not helped to calm down. After recovering a bit, the fat man answered to Lois
"Sorry, we were talking about a thing, and we let it go, hehe" he said apologetically, but Lois shouted
"Let it go? Here it seems almost like that home with that fight between horny girls!"
*flashback*
In a house some girls was pulling their hair, threw objects and kissed each other until a type, owner of the house, came and scolded them saying
"What are you doing bit..." but he don't finished speaking than he was attacked, beaten to death and raped by all of them, but after ten minutes a guy with a big chin was shocked after snooped into the room.
*end flashback*
Cleveland, slowly, approached his friend's wife and sadly told him
"Lois, sorry, we were monsters"
"Yeah guys, I'm so sorry, let's all go back to our house and make a truce, okay?"
After nodded, all four shook hands and they hugged, but while Peter was going to hug his wife, he realized that if she was already gone from the local.
It was evening at Quahog, and in the meantime, Peter and Lois, just back from the Clam, they found their son trying to do something inappropriate near the television
"Chris, don't play your own game right here!" scolded his mother and he ran swiftly on all fours
The two sat on the couch and the first to talk was the woman
"So, Peter, what argument made you fights each other, uh? And no excuses!"
"Um, damn, I don't know how to explain it, but we four had a bet about which sex was the Meg's baby, and while we had a discussion after another, you know how is ended"
Impulsively she gave him a slap that made him exclaim a more damn
"It's a despicable thing, you don't have to do that, you don't bet on things so private!"
"I know, but I wanted win toys and a sexy DVD. Maybe you're right"
She slips out a smile and he continued
"Lois, from tomorrow I'll promise you that we will never meddle in the affairs of our daughter"
"Wait, no Peter, you misunderstood... " but the husband said interrupting her
"Ah, I don't care. By the way, where is the concerned, I must apologize"
The wife, hearing him, answered calmly
"It's in her room, but if you want to apologize, you'll have to sleep with her tonight"
"No, everything but this no, NOOOO!"
He knelt down and begged her, but there was no way to make her change her mind, meanwhile in Meg's room, she was making out with her husband until she felt strangely ill and collapsed in bed
"Sweetey, what's wrong with you?" but she began to snore and he calmed down, so she kissed her on the cheek
"Good night, my love"
Salvatore left the room smiling, but before going to sleep in Stewie's room, he wanted to go down the stairs for drink but the genius child suddenly tripped him, and the boy fell doing a great tumble
The baby amused then said in effect
"With my sister you will also be lovely, but for me you're too slippery" and after said that, over there he echoed a voice that uttered something
"Stewie just say that!"
"Yeah, it's returned!" but then heard a gunshot and a scream of the voice of before
"No, help, aaah!"
But Stewie was disappointed, and realizing the guilty he said annoyed going out of sight
"Damn Brian, he always ruins all!"
END
