Disclaimer: I do not own Resident Evil Capcom does, also I do not own Knuckles the Echidna Sega owns him.

Sora: Horray we got a dare from Akako Hama! Ohh and since this is a new chapter Wesker, you get to be a superhuman again (uses authoress powers to return Wesker back to normal but ended up being held by Rebecca)

Rebecca: EKK!! (ran off after letting Wesker go)

Wesker: You are dead Sora. (Pulls out a magnum and shot Sora in the head)

Joshua: Damnit Wesker (revives Sora) don't do that again! But now we have a dare from Akako Hama.

Chris, Frost, Wesker: Time for the third ever idiot olympics, Wesker your
here to make things easier for Chris. You will be going agianst the two-time
champion Knuckles the Echidna!
The challanges are; Spelling easy words, chemestry, playing an instrament,
and suicide. The host of my truth or dare and the co-host shall aid in
commentary, they are Hoshi Akuma, and Veronica the Hedgehog! Winner gets a
shiny! Losers get thrown to the fangirls!

Joshua: Get your brother to Roundhouse kick chris and Knuckles right after
the losers get away from the fangirls.

Chris, Frost, and Wesker: IDIOT OLYMPICS!!!

Wesker: Wait a damn minute are you and Akako Hama insisting that I'm stupid.

Joshua: No you're just in the olympics to make things easier on Chris.

Frost: I WANT SHINY!!

Sora: Then..... TO THE ARENA!!!! (Takes Wesker, Chris, and Frost to a Roman Colliseum by using her authoress powers)

// At the Colliseum //

Joshua: And since this is the third ever Idiot Olympics, we have the two-time champion; Knuckles the Echidna! (Brings out the red echidna from SonicX). For commentary and will only be in this chapter; the host and co-host of "Another Violent Truth or Dare" Hoshi Akuma and Veronica the Hedgehog!

Hoshi: Welcome to the third ever Idiot Olympics!

Veronica: The poor people who lose these olympics challenges will get thrown to the fangirls (Points to a pit with screaming fangirls)

Hoshi: The winner gets a shiny gold coin!

Knuckles and Frost: GIVE ME SHINY!!!! (tries to steal the coin but Joshua stops them)

Joshua: No, you have to win the olympics to get the shiny.

Wesker: So we're competing in these games for a stupid, worthless coin! (eyes flash red through the sunglasses)

Hoshi and Veronica: YES!!

Hoshi: First challenge is "Spelling easy words"!

Veronica: Chris, your word is "go"

Chris: Okay I'm ready give me my word.

Veronica: No your word is "go"

Chis: Just give me my word!

Hoshi: Chris Redfield just spell the word "GO"!!! (Brings out her Broken Butterflies and aims at Chris)

Chris: okay, "Go"....... uhh, G-E-U-X, "go"?

Veronica: Oh my god, Chris, I can't believe that you're that much of an idiot! Next up is Knuckles, your word is "Cat"

Knuckles: "T"

Hoshi: As expected from our two-time champion. Our next contestant is Albert Wesker and your word is "Philemaphobia"

Wesker: You've got to be kidding me, Fear of kissing? Fine I'll spell it "Philemaphobia" P-H-I-L-E-M-A-P-H-O-B-I-A, "Philemaphobia"

Veronica: Ohh I'm sorry Wesker but you lost this challenge.

Wesker: WHAT!? (Gets an angry twitch)

Hoshi: Lastly Frost, your word is "Tea"

Frost: (Holds up a coffee container) Tea (points at the coffee)

Veronica: Wow we have three winners and one loser! Next challenge.... Chemestry!

Wesker: This is a piece of cake, Chemestry is one of my majors.

Hoshi: Everyone knows that, that's why you were a scientist for Umbrella but everyone take your stations and create a solution to melt metal.

Knuckles: I made goop (Points to his table which was covered in pinkish-purple goop then comes to life and tries to eat Knuckles but gets slashed to pieces by Joshua and shot by Sora)

Chris: (his chemecals blow up in his face and dyed his hair blonde) Damnit I look like Wesker now (looks at his now blonde hair in the reflective surface of his work station)

Frost: I don't feel so good (clutching his stomache)

Veronica: Frost you didn't drink those chemecals.... did you?

Frost: I thought it was grape soda! (runs away and reguritates the chemicals.)

Wesker: Imbeciles (dumps his chemical solution on a piece of metal and a hole is made)

Hoshi: Again we have three winners for this round and those are; Chris, Frost, and our two-time champion Knuckles!

Wesker: Are you blind!? I created a chemical solution that ate through the efing metal (Rips off his sunglasses and crushes them in anger) Damnit I just bought those two days ago (pulls out another pair of shades and puts them on.)

Veronica: I swear I think that Wesker has an infinite supply of sunglasses but onto our third challenge, the challengers have to play an instrument!

Hoshi: Contestants choose your instrument of choice. (Point to a pile of musical instruments next to the four challengers)

Knuckles: (grabs a kazzoo and eats it) that jerky was to hard (hicups and the kazzoo makes its sound)

Frost: I've always wanted to play the tuba (picks up a tuba and puts it on his head)

Chris: Paws off the electric guitar (dives for the guitar before anyone could do a thing) time to rock and roll!!! (does double peace signs and plays the guitar horribly)

Hoshi: My ears! (covers her ears) Chris stop playing (Shoots the electric guitar out of Chris' hands)

Veronica: What instrument do you think Wesker's going to get? (looks anxiously at what Wesker will choose)

Wesker: (picks up a violin and plays a sad yet beautiful melody)

All Girls in the stands except Hoshi: (starts crying because of the melody)

Veronica: I hate to do this but Wesker loses once more but Chris is joining him since he was able to play an instrument (drying her eyes) how long does it take for one man to realize that in these games you have to lose them not win (whispers to Hoshi)

Hoshi: Don't ask me I don't know (whispers back to Veronica) and now our final event......SUICIDE!!!

Knuckles: What's suicide?

Wesker: Suicide is when you intentionally kill yourself.

Chris: How the hell do we do that?

Hoshi: I'm glad you asked, Joshua bring out our device for this last challenge!

Joshua: Got it (Pulls a giant gasoline tank behind him and Sora is carrying a box of matches) Sora don't you dare go pyro on me

Sora: Don't worry Joshua I won't (smiles innocently but pulls out a match)

Everyone in the arena: NO!!!

Sora: I'm not going to light it near the gas (hears a wave of relieved sighs) but I am going to light it near Chris and Frost.

Chris: WHAT?!

Frost: SWEET!!

Veronica: Sora you can torch them after the final challenge.

Sora: Fine (crosses her arms in disappointment and throws the match away)

Wesker: There's no way in hell I'm getting in that gasoline, count me out.

Chris: I'm not that stupid to commit suicide! No way you're making me go in there! (backs away from the tank fill to the brim in gasoline)

Frost: CANNONBALL!!! (does a cannon ball in the gas)

Knuckles: SLUSHIE!!! (takes a match from Sora, lites it and dives in to the gas to be burnt alive)

Hoshi: We have our winner, the now three time champion of the idiot olympics, Knuckles the Echidna!

Sora: (revives Knuckles and hands him a gold coin) here's your prize Knuckles

Knuckles: YAY!!! (eats the coin) Where's my shiny?

Wesker: You idiot echidna, you just ate your coin.

Sora: Now that the olympics are over Chris, Frost, Wesker, you three get to meet your fangirls! (pushes all three men into the fangirl pit)

Fangirls: YAY!!!!!!!!

Hoshi and Veronica: Well its time to get back to our Truth or Dare fanfic bye. (Leaves through a white mirror thanks to Hoshi's powers)

// Back at the studio where the fic started in //

Sora: okay before we get to the other dares Joshua could you go get the two idiots and the crazy blonde back from the fangirls please.

Joshua: on it (Brings Chris, Frost and Wesker back but Wesker had his hair messed up, glasses gone, black trench coat torn to shreds, his pants were gone, and his shirt was torn to where anyone could see his abs.)

Sora: (puts her hand over her eyes) uhh Wesker would you like some new clothes seeing as you're now standing in the studio in your underwear.

Wesker: yes... I would appreciate some clothes. (slicks his hair back to the way it was)

Joshua: here are some clothes I manages to scrap up (hands Wesker a black muscle shirt, baggy black jeans and boots)

Wesker: (takes the clothes and gets dressed)

Sora: Hey Joshua you get to call up your brother.... I didn't know you had a brother.

Joshua: Yeah I'm Chuck Norris' little brother.

Chris: Who's Chuck Norris?

(a man kicks the door in and walks into view)

Chuck: That's me, where's my baby brother (Grabs Chris by the collar of his shirt)

Joshua: I'm right here Chuck (Waves to his brother)

Chuck: Oh my god, what happened to you, who did this to you?

Joshua: T-virus experimentation, and the dude in all black over there is partly responsible for this (Points to Wesker) but other than that you know why you're here.

Chuck: Yeah to roundhouse kick Chris and this person called Knuckles. Who is this Knuckles?

Knuckles: ME!!! (jumps in front of Chuck Norris)

Joshua: you can kick these two as hard as you want. I don't think the red echidna has a brain so your kick won't cause brain damage.

Chuck: Alright then (Roundhouse kicks Chris and Knuckles all the way to Pluto) Oops, uhh Josh did you need those two?

Joshua: The echidna needs to go back to another fanfic but I'll instruct Chris on how to get back here. Thanks for your help bro.

Chuck: No prob if you ever need me don't be afraid to call, see ya (Leaves the studio)

Sora: Umm Joshua, how are you going to get Chris back?

Joshua: Simple my dear Sora. (pulls out a radio) Chris, come in Chris.

// Pluto //

Chris: Great now I'm stuck on Pluto with an idiot echidna from a kids TV show with no way back to earth! (hears his radio go off) Hello?

Joshua: Chris, about time you answered me but now listen carefully in order to get back to the studio in one piece you have to use the catapult.

Chris: What catapult?

Joshua: I'm sure there's one on Pluto just look around and also could you pick up a t-shirt from the souverir stand.

Chris: I found the souvenir stand and I got the shirt but.... oh wait I just now realized that I'm in the catapult.

Joshua: Good now do you see a lever that activates the catapult?

Chris: No I..... Knuckles NOO!!!

Knuckles: POCKY (pulls the lever thus activating the catapult and the lever broke from Knuckles ripping it out and flying back to earth with Chris but Knuckles ends up going back to Akako Hama's truth or dare fanfic)

// Back in the Studio //

Joshua: By the sound of that Chris should be here in 3...2...1.. now (Chris fall through the roof and on the consession stand)

Sora: Great timing and here's our next dare from Tyrant Wolf and this is good news for Chris and Wesker.

LOL! I got a dare fore some of you's!

sora: I dare you to turn wesker into a cat useing your authoress powers!xD(and keep him like that for the whole chapter)

wesker: when sora turns you into a cat (if she does) I dare you to let anyone
pet you without you hissing, growling, or hurting anyone oh and pur like a
good kitty (DO IT OR I'LL TAKE YOUR PRECIOUS SUNGLASSES!)

chris: I dare you to say your a pretty princess 50 times while wearing a pink tutu!

Sora: Wesker you have to be turned into a cat and allow anyone to pet you without hissing, growling, or hurting anyone. And you have to purr like a good kitty for the whole chapter! (laughing evily)

Wesker: Hell no!

Sora: Too bad (uses authoress powers and turns Wesker into a cat) aww you're so adorible as a kitty Wesker. (Pets Wesker whose shaking vigorously)

All Girls of RE: Aww a kitty!!! (runs to Wesker the cat and start petting him and scratching his back, ears, and underneath his chin)

Kitty Wesker: (purrs from all the attention he's getting)

Joshua: Ohh Chris time to get into your pink tutu (holds up a frilly pink tutu) and say that you're a pretty princess 50 times.

Chris: WHAT!!!! There is no force on Earth that will make me wear that tutu and say "I'm a pretty princess" 50 times.

Joshua: (uses powers to put Chris in the tutu and brings out his Licker tongue) say you're a pretty princess 50 times or else I'm stabbing you with my tongue!

Chris: Okay, okay I'll do it. (takes a deep breath) I'm a pretty princess....

// 49 "I'm a Pretty Princess" later //

Chris: There I'm done, now get me out of this damn tutu! (Trying to get the tutu off but fails)

Joshua: Fine (uses author powers to remove the tutu)

Kitty Wesker: (Looking at Sora with eyes saying "Return me to normal or else")

Sora: No you have to be a kitty for the rest of the chapter.

Jill: Hey you guys where did Wesker go? (Has kitty Wesker in her arms)

Sora: In your arms. (coughing to hint the words)

Ada: So this is what Wesker has become under the power of the pyro authoress.

Joshua: Just be prepared to face his wrath when he turns back to normal.

Barry: When will that be?

Sora: When the chapter ends!

Joshua: okay this has been an interesting chapter there was Wesker and Chris torture, hope you send in more dares and now to close out here's a new dance from our zombie dance team! (Claps twice and a spotlight shines on stage to show the same zombies from last chapter but this time they're dancing to "Cotten-eye Joe")