Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Until someone loses and eye…

Disclaimer I own nothing Stephenie Meyer-ish or related. Even if I wished really hard that I did, I don't. How come my fantasies never come true? Here you go.

Edward: Hey Bella, want to go swimming?

Bella: don't you have to wait for a cloudy day to do that?

Edward: we found a secluded pool where we can all swim

Bella: ok, so how about this, I don't have a swim suit?

Edward: You know Alice already took care of that! Jeez, how could you be so un-in touch with her?

Bella: ok, ok. I guess. I'll meet you at your house in 20 mins.

(a/n: completely different conversation)

Emmet: Did you get it ready?

Alice: Of course, but I'm not taking the blame for this. If Bella found out she would murder me and then call off the wedding.

Emmet: ok I'll take the blame. She's more likely to forgive me anyways

1 hour later

(a/n: this is written as it happens from Bella's POV because it would be repetitive to make Bella yell at Emmet through texts although that is included)

I was starting to feel more comfortable in the itty-bitty bikini Alice bought me and relaxing. Watching Emmet, Edward, and Jasper all playing and joking in the light felt nice. Almost like none of the horrible monsters-from-the-night-are-trying-to-kill-me and OMG-he-left fazes had happened. I almost felt normal, except for the blindingly bright rainbows shattering off of everybody else. Esme had wanted to stay and cook (I trusted her cooking) and Carlisle was at work so it was just me and the other "teens".

Everything suddenly sped up. It was one of those freaky times where many details fell into place at once. I saw Emmet getting ready to dive right as Alice, swimming at a human sped, swam under his certain path. A scream was out of my throat before I could stop. Emmet jumped and I saw him crush Alice. The horrible screeching was muted because it was under water but it actually made the scene more horrible. Some part of me knew Alice would be okay. I mean I'd seen her disable a Jasper attack. But all I could think was that Emmet was going to kill her. I moved as fast as I could to the scene and actually climbed out of the pool.

I looked down at where they had disappeared and almost fainted. Edward saw and rushed to my side. We looked down, me with Edward's support, and suddenly Edward started to chuckle. I could only look in shock. It had looked like someone had lost an eye. I looked closer and saw how it looked so fake. The water was stained and I looked at Emmet. He clutched his eye socket and staggered to one of the lounges. Realizing what I wanted Edward moved with me to the chair. Emmet grinned and looked at me opening his eye. His eye was still there.

"Edward?"

"Yes, Bella?"

"If I asked real nice would you punch him for me?"

He just chuckled.

Bella: What were you thinking Emmet? I know you could hear my heart. Did you hear it when it stopped? Did you hear it when you almost gave me a heart attack?

Emmet: No actually, I was focusing on getting it right. I'm sorry though, if I had known that you would have reacted that way I wouldn't have done it.

Bella: bull!!

Emmet: ok so you caught me.

Hope you guys like the first 3 or four chapters if you put there titles together you will get a hilarious saying. The whole saying was too long for one chapter title so I'm splitting it up. Please R&R!!