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"Ok Erza pull yourself together! I have no experience in this sort of thing. He's not a baby, he's a five year old. What to do? What to do? Maybe I should teach him something. I can make sure he's educated." Erza was thinking that teaching him stuff was very important. She was going to focus on that."I mean look at Natsu. He is as dumb as a rock. A rock might even have a higher IQ than him! Yes I'll teach him something just what? If he doesn't know how to read then I will teach him!" Erza had come to her resolution. She looked at the sleeping boy and remembered taking him home.

-flashback-

Erza and Naruto were holding hands as she guided him to her apartment. "Erza I'm hungry." She looked at him and said feeling confident.

"Don't worry we can stop by a place to eat on the way to my home." Erza had one thing in mind. Strawberry cake! She would show this child Its wonders and majesty.

"Ok! Hey you said that your a wizard, so does that mean you go on missions to save country's and princesses?"

"No I haven't done a mission like those yet but maybe one day I will. I have saved towns from bandits though."

"Can you make things go boom?"

"If you mean explode. Then yes I have some attacks with explosive properties."

"Properties?"

"It means something that effects the attack, like if it goes boom."

"Ok I get it now! Hey can you teach me magic?"

"Your a little young so-" then Erza had a devious thought "you know what yes I will teach you some of my magic." This caused him to smile. Erza then stopped and guided him into heaven. The cake shop.

-flashback end-

Naruto finally woke up. He stretched out his arms and turn his head to look around... Only to look Erza in the eye. She had a scary look on her face. "Erza are you going to hurt me?" She looked at him for two seconds. This was getting creepy.

"Do you know how to read?" She asked.

"No." He answered not knowing the torture that awaits him.

Six hours later.

"Now that you can read like a professional life shall be easier." Erza promised the boy who was debating if he should run for his life because if she keeps teaching him stuff, he might no will die.

"Erza-sensei! What's for breakfast? I mean lunch." He asked hungrily. Erza looked at him and realized she had been so caught up in teaching him to read she had neglected to feed him.

"Naruto, I am so sorry! Please hit me for my penance!" She exclaimed.

"But I don't want to hit you, I want food." He said simply. Erza got up and ran to the kitchen. She would make something quick for him. "Let's see, Mac and cheese? No. Cake? No he didn't really like it that much. Fishcake? No. Miso ramen? Its fast and taste pretty good. Yes Miso Ramen it is!"

Meanwhile with Naruto. "Hey what's this?" Naruto said out loud. He was holding an orange book. Its title was Make out paradise. With his new ability to read he opened the book and began to read. Erza read it last night so it must be good.

Erza had made two miso ramen cups and was walking into the room. "Naruto I made some ramen. I hope you like it." Then she saw Naruto reading her most perverse book in her library. "NARUTO PUT THAT BOOK BACK! RIGHT NOW!" She yelled. This earned her a yelp and a pair of terrified eyes looking at her as the boy put the book back.

"I'm sorry. I just saw that its cover was my favorite color and I saw you reading it last night, so I tried to read it too." He explained while looking at the ground.

"Y-you didn't r-read m-much did y-you?" Erza asked while stuttering.

"Sensei why was the boy naked getting on top of the girl naked?" He asked innocently.

"Uhh, here's some ramen!" She exclaimed changing the subject. He looked at the ramen she had handed to him and started to eat it slowly. Then rapidly downing it. He looked at her and asked.

"What is this called?"

"Weren't you paying attention? Its called ramen." She answered dumbfounded at how this kid may be as oblivious as Natsu. The last thing she needs is a little Natsu running around her home. She then remembered that she was going to teach him magic."Naruto you said you want to learn magic right?" He nodded."Then listen up! I will teach you how to requip but first you need to create a pocket dimension and put stuff in it! For a start you must find you magic and expand it into a bubble. Like a toy chest, so you can put things into it."

Naruto was sitting on the floor and began to concentrate. He could feel two different powers in him. One was blue and felt really calm, the other was red and left a sour taste in his mouth. He decide to work with with the blue one. He tried to expand it a couple times be he made it as big as he could. He then imagined it being able to hold stuff in it. When he thought he was done he opened his eyes to see Erza smiling at him. "Good job. Now I want you to put this in your pocket dimension." Erza handed him a pencil. He looked at it and without question attempted to put it in his pocket dimension. After 3 minutes or so he succeeded. "Great now for the rest of today you are going to take it out and putting it back in. I will come and give you dinner at five." Erza got up and left before he could say anything.

After he cutting down the requip speed to 10 seconds. Erza came in with "dinner". It was cake. Strawberry cake. "Hey Naruto why do you keep calling me Erza?" She asked as she had realized while she was training.

"I call you Erza because I didn't know if you would like me calling you mom." Naruto answered truthfully.

"Do you want to call me mom?"

"Yes."

"Then from now on you will refer to me as your mother!" His face lit up.

"Ok! I will mama!" He was so happy he jumped up and down excitedly. Then Erza noticed something. This kid needed a bath, bad.

"After we eat, were taking a bath."

"Ok, mama!" Erza smiled she didn't know why but him calling her mama made her happy. After they finished eating she took him to the bath tub and helped him strip off his clothes. He tried covering himself and Erza noticed.

"Why are you covering yourself?"

"Because I don't want you to see me. Wait why are you stripping?!"

"What? You thought I wasn't going to bath with you?"

"Yes." Naruto said as he saw everything his mothers body had.

"There is nothing wrong with skinship between family and friends." Erza stated in a as a matter of fact tone.

"Okay." With that they took a shower together. He was relatively short, only reaching her thigh. She washed his hair and after that washed his back.

"Now wash my back." He got the soap and copied his mothers movements in washing his back on her. Then she filled up the tub and started to soak in there with him on her lap. After a while she decided that it was a good time to get out and go to bed. They dried themselves off and she took him to her bed. It was a queen sized bed, and the only bed in the house. "Alright Naruto its time to go to bed."

"But mama, its only 9:00pm!" He objected.

"Yes but a child needs a good eight hours of sleep. Besides I'm going to bed too." She stated as I got in bed. She grabbed him and put him next to her. "So its time to go to bed." She pulled up the covers and turned off the lights.

"Mama, can I snuggle with you?" Erza did not see that coming. She had never snuggled with anyone ever since she was at that tower. She just nodded and let him cuddle up to her and they both slept peacefully that night.


Tell me what you think! Good, bad, better? No flames or Mama Erza's gonna get you! If you don't understand something or see a glaring error pm me about it. I enjoy talking to people and listening to ideas. Oh and to the guy who said Naruto needs to learn the Rasengan and what not don't worry Jiraya is a character for a reason but its going to take time before we get to that.