Wade hesitantly messaged Peter on snapchat. Hesitant because they weren't sure if they were being too clingy.
"He has better things to do." Wade said out loud as they gathered their clothes, while typed out a quick message.
Wade- "Hey"
Before Wade could even put their phone down they saw 'Peter is typing…"
"Does he not sleep?" Wade questioned with a small smile.
Peter- "Hi! How did you sleep?"
Wade- "Good"
Wade didn't know how to respond. They decided to get ready to go to Disneyland. In Paris. A dream of theirs really, to visit every Disneyland.
They put a picture on their snapchat story of the train schedule, one of which had a mickey mouse silhouette, with the words "The only reason why I know which train is mine cause of the symbol". After getting on the correct train Wade was messaging Peter back and forth.
Then they got to the important question of how they met.
Peter- "I'm assuming I took your picture at a con and got your snapchat that way."
Wade was panicking a bit, this is the part where he realizes who he's texting.
"He's going to hate me." Wade said to themself and stared out the window for a bit. There was surprisingly a lot of graffiti outside of the city.
Wade- "My adorable cute friend and me the less cute one were giving out pkmn stickers and like you mentioned something of the team skull peeps going on outside and like i had asked if you can send it to me and idk i thought you were annoyed by me and my pink wig *shrug emoji*"
Peter- "that sounds...vaguely familiar. That's probably true, except the being annoyed part. I don't really get annoyed with people.
Hi my name is Peter. Nice to meet you!"
Wade arrived at Disneyland. Well they assumed they had, Wade arrived at the train station outside of Disneyland. The air was freezing. Wade regretted their decision of not bringing a jacket to Europe and not having enough money to buy one. Wade was glad they at least pre-purchased their ticket to Disneyland not having to wait in the long line to buy tickets, instead they were waiting in the long line to actually get in the park, after security check of course. Weirdly enough it didn't feel as intense as the security checks in America. Before entering, there was a giant Mickey Mouse garden which was very impressive. Wade took a picture of it and put it on their snapchat. That's pretty much how they spent their day, gleefully taking pictures of everything and putting it all on their snapchat. They got on only small rides, made more for kids than adults. Having a fear of heights stopped them from getting on certain rides.
After deciding they were done with everything they possibly could they went to an American style dinner. Because that's what you do when you're in a foreign country. You get the food you always get, right?
After eating and experiencing the cliche of Parisians eating fries with mayo to be true, Wade didn't want to leave just yet and spontaneously decided to watch Coco in French after seeing a movie theater right there. After an awkward experience of getting a movie ticket with the person smiling kindly at them and saying something in French. Wade just stared at him blankly before slowly getting their tickets and waddling away in a very penguin matter.
After finally arriving back to their room Wade was messaging Peter over instagram.
Wade- "It also looks creepy" Wade typed about a dildo the shape of a dolphin that Peter had sent a picture of.
Peter- "Right? Also shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Wade- "I probs should but like I have no idea what I'm even doing tomorrow lol so I have no real time schedule"
Peter- " Oh. well you can see some sights?"
Wade- "I should probably figure out where the Eiffel Tower is at least Weirdly enough I haven't seen it"
Peter- "Do that tomorrow!"
Wade- "I just checked and it's an hour walk and like I don't feel like getting on the public transport so I guess tomorrow is when I die lol"
Peter- "An hour walk isn't too much I think"
Wade- "It's not, the problem us going back and making it a two hour walk lol"
"I should probably cool it with my lols" Wade said to themselves as they still sent the message with the lol not bothering to change it.
Peter- "That's true How about walk there and have lunch then decide when to head back"
Wade- "Uggghhhh I hate that I need food to live"
Peter- "How are you feeling?"
Wade- "Emotionally or physically"
Peter- "Both"
Wade- "Well physically, feet hurt the idea of having to put on my shoes tomorrow makes me wanna cry."
Peter- "Awwhh"
Wade- "Emotionally I want to be literally thrown into the ocean so I can be fed to the sharks (second best way to die)
Peter- "So Komodo dragon, sharks, 3rd and 4th, then hugged to death. Got it. But why do you feel like that emotionally"
Wade- "Because I'm exhausted"
Peter- "Maybe sleep would help you feel a little better?"
Wade- "Not that kind of exhausted. It's more of a hmmm"
Peter- "Feel free to say it however you like. I'm here to listen"
Wade- "I feel like ima word vomit at this rate lol"
Peter- "That's fine"
Wade- "I don't wanna get up early. I feel like I have to get up early or my whole day is ruined here. I don't want to take the public transport I really miss my car. I'm tired of not knowing where I'm at and having to check a map and ruining my phone battery life, finding new food places suck. And I don't understand the whole point of traveling why do peeps do this. This is torture. If hell is real I think traveling to here is what it would be for me. And why whyyyyy Does it get dark At 4 pm"
Peter- "How much longer do you have there?"
Wade- "Of my trip"
Peter- "Yup"
Wade- "I've been in Europe since the 9th (one whole week omg it feels like a zillion painful years) and I go back on the 31st."
Peter- "Awwh, well if it helps at all, I'll be here to talk to as much as you want"
Wade- "Thank. Tell me when I'm being obnoxious tho lol. I know I'm whiny"
Peter- "It's okay 3 I'll protect you"
