Me: wow

Riza: I knew some, but wow

Roy: um, uh, oops?

Me: you burned over ½ the paper work you were suppost to do

Roy: what, it wasn't important right?

Me: …

Riza: well Roy, your in big trouble now

Ed: that is plain wow

Me: amazing, all that's left is a few mission reports, and vehicle usage form, and a pregnancy test?

Roy: don't ask

Me: don't want to

Al: ROYS IN TROUBLE ROYS IN TROUBLE

Ed: lol

Riza: How do you burn all that paper work?

Roy: um, uh, he he he

Havoc: is that even legal?

Ed: (looking in drawer) HEY WHATS THIS (takes out a file)

Roy: NO, GIVE THAT BACK

Ed: NEVER (runs while reading it)

Roy:

Ed: OH DAM, YOU UST TO LOOK LIKE THIS, LOL

Roy: NO1s SUPOST TO SEE THAT

Riza: let me see (grabs it from Ed) LOL

Al: Did Riza just laugh loudly?

Me: wow Roy, no wonder you would want to change your face

Roy: .

In a few hours, everyone saw the picture. But on to more pressing matters….

Al: and this is Ed's room

Me: ok I wi… (Hears odd sounds and Ed and Winrys voices)

Al: what the

Me: I will get to them later…..

Ok, now for other pressing matters. I don't think I need to tell you what they were doing.

Riza: and this is the bar

Me: dam, ur HQ has a bar this big?

Riza: yep

ME: (makes note to increase bar size)

Riza: and there's havoc trying to pick up a girl

Havoc: YES, I GOT A PHONE #

Me: it says 6

Havoc: what? DAMIT!

Me: is that porn?

Cadet: (turns it off) no, nothing like that

Me: ok, I won't write you up as long as it's not hentai

?: or Barney

Me: who a…JENNY, WHAT THE F#%, IM INSPECTING THIS PLACE

Jenny: well, HQ feels this place is too messed up for one, so I am your partner right now

Me: damit

Jenny: you will have to deal with it

Armstrong: Why hello there beautiful

Jenny: (blushes) why hello there

And that's it for now,, you just met a new char and u have seen a few places (in order), The File Room, Eds room (almost), and The Bar.