What sorcery is this? Two chapters in two days?

XxX

"Kol, what are you doing?" Caroline asks as she comes up behind the tall brunette who was busy hammering nails into the wall and hanging up pictures.

Kol turned to look at Caroline who was looking at him with raised eyebrows as she cradled a mug of tea in between her hands. They knew each other because Kol had happened to be a regular visitor in the homicide department.

"I am putting up the English Wall of Fame." Kol said with a flourish as his hands gesture to the pictures that were already hanging, pictures of the Queen of England, Piers Morgan, Austin Powers, George Michael and Kate Beckinsale. And above all of the pictures was a sign that said: English Wall of Fame.

Caroline squinted at the pictures before looking back at Kol.

"I can see that but why are you putting it up in the police station? Shouldn't you be doing this in your house or at least your office?"

"Darling, this is my office." Kol said with another wave of his hand, this time towards the room at large.

"Kol you are a news reporter. You don't work here."

"I report on crime, so I do work here so this is my office." Kol said, giving her a look that basically said 'duh'.

Caroline just sighed and looked up at the pictures once again.

"George Michael? Seriously?"

"What!?" Kol said with an indigent look on his face. "That man has given us the gift of his music. So what if he likes to have sex in public bathrooms. He likes to live a little dangerously. I too like to live dangerously." Kol said with a wiggle of his eye brows at Caroline before singing loudly. "In the daaaaaanger zone."

Before Caroline could do anything they were joined by another person.

"Oh for fucks sake Kol I told you not to put that bloody thing up." Klaus said with a growl as he came to stand next to Caroline with his hands on his hips. He was dressed casually with dark jeans and green thermal Henley with the sleeves pushed up. Caroline couldn't believe how good he managed to look when dressed so casually as opposed to last night when he had been dressed in slacks and a dress shirt. And she would never admit this but she found his tousled curls absolutely adorable.

"Good to know that I am not the only recipient of your charming personality." Caroline said with a shake of her as she turned back to look at Kol not wanting to be caught staring.

"Like yours is any better, love." Klaus said as he turned to look at Caroline.

Caroline's jaw dropped at his words and she turned to look at him.

"Excuse me?! I was the one last night who actually acted like a decent human being when being introduced to someone for the first time. Where do you get off saying that I am as big of an ultra dick head as you are?" Caroline bit out which caused Kol to howl with laughter.

"Word from homicide is that you are a controlling neurotic bottle blonde with a penchant for perfection. Not exactly a charming personality there, sweetheart."

"Bottle blonde? Seriously? I can't believe you actually said that." Caroline said as she shook her head.

"Well one way to find out if it is true or not, love. And then you get to see just how big of an ultra dick I have." Klaus said with a smirk as he moved a little closer to Caroline trying his best to make her uncomfortable. He wanted to see her squirm.

"Really, Nik? That was your pick up line?" Kol says with a shake of his head.

"Please, I bet your genitals are the same distance from the ground as mine are." Caroline said as she rolled her eyes.

"BURN!" Kol yelled at Klaus as he fell into a fit of laughter.

Before Klaus could reply Kol's cell phone went off.

Mulatto butts, (mulatto butts), mulatto butts, (mulatto butts), mulatto butts, (mulatto butts)

Black ass momma, (black ass momma), white ass daddy, (white ass daddy)

Mulatto b –

"Hello, darling!" Kol said as he answered his cell phone with a smile, turning away from Caroline and Klaus to take the call.

"He does not seriously have that as his ring tone." Caroline said with a shake of her head. "I mean come on, seriously!?"

Klaus just shrugged his shoulders as he looked over Caroline's body with appreciation. She was dressed in skinny jeans that did wonderful things to her legs and a flowy green top that gave a little peak at her cleavage. It wasn't quite the glorious sight that he had been greeted with in that little dress of hers but it would do.

"Hey!" Caroline snapped to get his attention, drawing his eyes up.

"My eyes are up here Mikaelson." Caroline said as she pointed at her face.

"Yes, but I like this view so much better." Klaus said as he looked down at her breasts with a smirk, enjoying the rise he was getting out of her.

"And you aren't going to able to see much of anything if you don't stop starring at my breasts." Caroline threatened as her hand curled into a fist.

"Lieutenant Barbie. Detective Ken." Damon said with a smirk as he sauntered up to the pair, interrupting their conversation and giving them both a little salute with two of his fingers.

Caroline just rolled her eyes while Klaus just arched a brow.

"When did I become Ken?" Klaus asked as he crosses his arms to face Damon.

"Yesterday, when Barbie here told your ass off and sent you off to the Barbie dream house dog house."

"Which you totally deserved by the way." Caroline said as she looked at Klaus.

Klaus frowned at the reminder of his set down.

"Yeah he did." Damon said with another smirk.

"Thanks a lot mate." Klaus said with a growl.

Damon just shrugged and lifted his hands.

"What? You know that you are a dick. This shouldn't be a surprise to you."

Caroline smirked while Klaus just glared.

"Well come on kids, don't want to be late for the morning meeting. Mom will be mad if we are." Damon said as he turned on his heel and walked towards the meeting room at the back of the station.

Klaus started off after Damon and Caroline paused to grab her notebook and pen off a nearby table and found herself with the opportunity to check out Klaus' ass as he was walking away.

"Oooh girl I know you are not checking Mikaelson out." Katherine said as she came up next to Caroline.

Caroline gasped in surprise and barely managed to hold on to her tea cup. Once she got a hold onto her fright she registered what Katherine had said and her cheeks turned a bright pink.

"No! Of course not."

"Yes you are! You totally want his Scandinavian sausage in your dippin sauce." Katherine said with a smirk as she referenced Klaus' Viking heritage. "Maybe a taste of some of those Swedish meatballs." Katherine said as she wiggled her eyebrows.

"Patrova!" Caroline admonished as she picked up her pace to get away from any more insinuations and innuendos. Caroline's loud exclamation causing both Damon and Klaus to turn and look at the two women.

"You know innuendos at least deserve a reach around!" Katharine called after her.

"Run for your life Blondie. Those Patrova doppelgangers are a vicious bunch, especially that one." Damon said with an arch of his brows as he watched Caroline fly by.

Katherine just scoffed as she moved to walk with Klaus and Damon.

"We're triplets you dumb ass. Doppelgangers aren't related." Katherine said as she pulled her curls into bun at the nape of her neck.

"And yet all three of you are harbingers of evil." Klaus said.

"Considering people call you the big bad, you are one to talk." Katherine said as she flicked a glare at Klaus before walking ahead of him and Damon into the meeting room, the two of them following in after her.

The room was filled with most of the vice department that happened to be on duty that morning. Detective Lexi and Captain Pearl were at the front of the room talking quietly with Jenna who was the one who processed the contraband and evidence of the department.

Hayley, the department administrative assistant, was sitting by herself at one of the many tables that were lined up in rows throughout the room making moon eyes at any of the males that caught her eye, hence earning her the nickname of Moon Moon from the staff.

Caroline sat next to Detective Alaric who was currently in a bromance with Damon and romantically involved with Jenna although both of them pretended otherwise. Klaus took a seat at the table behind the two of them, leaning back and propping his feet onto the table which earned him a reproachful glare from Caroline at which he just shot her a smirk.

Damon took a seat next to Alaric while Katherine chose to stand to the side of the room leaning against the wall. Detective Tyler and Detective Matt sat together a few tables back from the front of the room deep in conversation.

"The question isn't how to arrest the yeti. The question is why would a yeti be doing heroin and hookers in the first place?" Tyler said to Matt as he lifted his hand to emphasize his point.

"Think about it Ty. A yeti is just a really big dude with a lot of hair." Matt said.

"Yeah just like Alaric." Katherine said with a laugh causing Alaric to roll his eyes.

"Well Jenna would know. " Tyler said with a sly smile.

"Or Damon." Katherine added causing both Alaric and Damon to shake their heads.

"And that is why the real question is how the hell could you arrest the yeti. Just think of the size of the cuffs man. He would probably be too big for them." Matt said as he adjusted his gun holster over his broad back as he looked at Tyler.

"That's what she said." Damon said with a wink as he gave a suggestive look to Katherine.

"As if a woman has ever said that about you." Katherine said with a smirk causing some of the people in the room who were paying attention to the conversation to break out into laughter.

"Don't mind her. She's still upset that someone dropped a house on her sister." Damon said as he leaned back into his chair and looked to the front of the room as Captain Pearl looked ready to get started with the morning meeting.

"Ok, let's get started folks." Captain Pearl said as she looked over the people in the room, Lexi and Jenna moving forward to take a seat at one of the front tables.

"First off I want to congratulate Forbes and Mikaelson on a successful bust last night. And congratulate Patrova as well – I know you have been working hard on this one, so good job." Captain Pearl said as she looked at the three of them and the people in the room applauded.

Once the applause quieted down Pearl spoke again. "I would also like to take this opportunity to officially welcome Lieutenant Forbes to our department. You have already made a dent and it has only been your first week."

Caroline gave a bright smile and a nod of thanks as the room broke out into clapping once more before quieting down. The only ones that didn't clap were Damon and Klaus. Damon didn't because he was too cool for clapping and Klaus didn't only because of the subject.

"Forbes, since you and Mikaelson worked so well together I am going to assign you to Mikaelson and Patrova while you are on loan with us." Pearl said as she looked at Caroline.

Caroline's jaw dropped while Damon and Katherine both looked pleased at the announcement knowing the entertainment they were in store for. Klaus however was completely put out by the news that Caroline was going to become his and Katherine's partner as Caroline was.

"Bloody hell, Captain. I don't need a new partner, let alone her. I can barely stand the one I have." Klaus protested as he swung his feet off the table and sat up straight in his chair as he gestured to Caroline, who just turned and glared at him. Caroline was not the only one glaring at him, Katherine had caught the last bit and sent a glare of her own.

"Can it, Mikaelson. Last time I checked I ran this department, not you. So you will be partnered who ever I put you with." Pearl said as she with a taunting arch of her brows daring him to gainsay her.

Klaus threw up his hands and sat back into his seat his arms crossed as he returned the glare the of the beautiful blonde that sat in front of him and dreading what hell she was going to make his life for the next few months.

XxX

Thank you so much for your follows, favorites and reviews. Please make sure to leave a review so I know what you think of the story so far. Hopefully I have made you laugh. Did you catch some of the tv and movie references? If you want to hear Kol's ring tone just Google Archer ringtone.