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The Risks of Taking a Nap
Chapter 2- This should be Chapter 1!
This is the story of how I died-
Wait. Haven't we gone through this already?
Okaaay… for those who don't know (and I don't know how you wouldn't know, did you not read the first chapte- prologue?), I died in my nap and was reborn as Kuroko Tetsuya's younger sister.
I'm pretty stoked but I'm still considering the fact that this might be just a long and very realistic drea- seriously? The fact that I experienced my birth with a conscious mind (ugh..) and popping out of… after kicking the protagonist of the… uh, I don't want to talk about it anymore…
Anyways, it's been a month since then. I learned my and Kuroko's-(hmm… we're both Kuroko's now. Maybe I'll just call him Tet-chan)- Tet-chan's parents are called Kuroko Shintani and Kuroko Hatsumi.
Shintani and Hatsumi- (wait, I'm feeling kinda lazy, I can call them Tou-chan and Kaa-chan anyways)- Tou-chan and Kaa-chan was a young couple with extremely opposite personalities (opposites do attract, right?). Tou-chan was a tall, dark haired person, but he's pretty quiet and monotone…reminds me of Sweden, actually… hmm… Kuro- Tet-chan probably got his passiveness from him… Kaa-chan, on the other hand, was a cute and pretty lady, with teal hair like Tet-chan, but with a lighter tone. She's a cheerful and energetic gal, but her presence is really weak (sometimes, I choke on my spit when she suddenly pops in the nursery). Annd, she's like Finland! We've got SuFin here, folks!
Anyways, putting my slight insertion of Hetalia references aside, I can say that they're pretty good parents. Caring and loving. Like good parents are. Huh… It's kinda redundant…
They're obviously new to all of this… 'parenting' stuff, so our obaa-chan (me and Tet-chan's, not theirs!) lives with us. I don't know if that's the only reason though. Maybe she's a widower? Tou-chan's a literacy professor, and Kaa-chan's a grade school teacher, so obaa-chan's our company during most of the day. Kaa-chan's here all day during the weekends, and Tou-chan on Sundays.
Obaa-chan's a cool granny. She's Kaa-chan's mom, and since Kaa-chan's her only child, she decided to stay here so she could "spoil her grandchildren" (that's what I heard when obaa-chan moved in...)... My theories on why she's here is already confusing me... Huh.
Tet-chan is cute. He has these pale, chubby cheeks that makes you want to squeeze all day, and cute tufts of teal colored hair, and his eyes. Seriously! The way he stares is so effing adorable! In the anime, Kuroko Tetsuya was already considered cute, regarding the fact that there are thousands of fanfics pairing him up with the other members of Kiseki no Sedai as the uke. Now as an infant, he's five times cuter...! Ah..! His wide, round, sparkling curious eyes are staring at me!
...Okay. I should stop. This is usually the beginning of a brother complex. I don't want to go in too deep. I don't want to be an obsessive bitch when I grow up.. Now that I think about it, why did they make the word bitch an offensive name for mean girls? I mean, bitch is supposed to be the word for female dogs right? What's so bad with female dogs...?
Anyway, the first three months of my infancy was like this: stare at Tet-chan when he's sleeping, look around the nursery, stare at my cute, chubby fingers, stare at Tet-chan when he's awake, smile at Kaa-chan, Tou-chan and Obaa-chan when they coo at me, stare at Tet-chan when he's not looking, and sometimes stare back at Tet-chan when he stares at me, eat, sleep, potty, smile at Kaa-chan and Tou-chan's friends when they coo at me, play with my cute, chubby fingers, poke Tet-chan so he'd stare at me...
...Yeah. I couldn't help it. My fingers are cute...!
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What? What's with the skeptical face?
Word count: 841
The story's just beginning…
Next time onThe Risks of Taking a Nap!:
Ahhh...! It hurts!
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I'll gum you to death..!
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"...K-..K-kaa-ch'n."
-dundundundun..!-
The Terrors of Teething..!(Hahah-! Ouch, it hurts..!)
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