100 things Robin should never do.
A/N: I'm back!
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16: Never dress up as Batman and take on the Joker!
"Seriously?"
"I was bored."
17: Alfred is ALWAYS right. Obey Alfred's every word. Remember, Alfred is ALWAYS right, even if you think he's wrong.
"Well, I think we ALL know that one."
18: You are not allowed to get gassed by Scarecrow. EVER.
"That one's stupid."
"Totally, I mean, I needed some to make a quicker acting antidote, but Bruce wouldn't let me get too close to him, because of that rule!"
19: You are a TERRIBLE Robin if you think that you can EVER run away from home!
"…."
"And that was totally responsible, Dick. Totally responsible.
20: STOP SPOILING HARRY POTTER FOR ME!
"I always got to the books before him, then hid somewhere in the man- HARRY DIES IN THE LAST BOOK!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
21: You can only eat 2 pieces of candy a day. YOU plus TOO MUCH CANDY= Hyperactive Robin.
"So that's why you always hide the fact that you're eating three bars at once whenever you see Bruce."
"Shut up Jason!"
22: You are not allowed to tell people that the Joker and I have a 'thing' going on.
"YOU THOUGHT THAT THEY WE-"
"SHUT UP!"
23: You are not allowed to sing the 'I know a song that will get on Everybody's nerves song'
"Oh, you didn't!"
"Yeah, I did!"
24: No, I do not like the Big Blue Boy Scout. STOP TELLING PEOPLE I DO!
"Dick? You spread the rumor Batman likes SUPERMAN? They're like mortal enemies!"
"Um, yeah, Tim?"
25: Don't tell the Riddler that his Riddles are stupid.
"But they are stupid!"
26: Same for Cluemaster's clues.
"I always thought he should have counted it as 25.5."
"Why 25.5?"
"It's basically the same as 25."
"You make no sense."
"Thanks, Tim."
27: Don't ask the Penguin if he can't fly either. ESPECIALLY WHEN HE SAID HE WAS GOING ON AN AIRPLANE YOU IDIOT!
"Seriously, Dick?"
"Oh, shut up, little wing."
28: Don't ask ANY villain if you can be his/her sidekick because I abuse you. I DON'T ABUSE YOU!
"Bet that got him hurt."
"It did."
29: Don't get frozen ON PURPOSE.
"Why would you do that?"
" 'Cause I wanted to."
30: If you dare tell Catwoman you want to steal stuff with her, and then tell her I like her, I will MURDER you.
"Oh, the look on his face when he heard that, just priceless."
"I assume you took pictures?"
"Yup."
"Let's get 'em out."
"Totally, Jason, Tim, totally."
