100 things Robin should never do.

A/N: I'm back!

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16: Never dress up as Batman and take on the Joker!

"Seriously?"

"I was bored."

17: Alfred is ALWAYS right. Obey Alfred's every word. Remember, Alfred is ALWAYS right, even if you think he's wrong.

"Well, I think we ALL know that one."

18: You are not allowed to get gassed by Scarecrow. EVER.

"That one's stupid."

"Totally, I mean, I needed some to make a quicker acting antidote, but Bruce wouldn't let me get too close to him, because of that rule!"

19: You are a TERRIBLE Robin if you think that you can EVER run away from home!

"…."

"And that was totally responsible, Dick. Totally responsible.

20: STOP SPOILING HARRY POTTER FOR ME!

"I always got to the books before him, then hid somewhere in the man- HARRY DIES IN THE LAST BOOK!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

21: You can only eat 2 pieces of candy a day. YOU plus TOO MUCH CANDY= Hyperactive Robin.

"So that's why you always hide the fact that you're eating three bars at once whenever you see Bruce."

"Shut up Jason!"

22: You are not allowed to tell people that the Joker and I have a 'thing' going on.

"YOU THOUGHT THAT THEY WE-"

"SHUT UP!"

23: You are not allowed to sing the 'I know a song that will get on Everybody's nerves song'

"Oh, you didn't!"

"Yeah, I did!"

24: No, I do not like the Big Blue Boy Scout. STOP TELLING PEOPLE I DO!

"Dick? You spread the rumor Batman likes SUPERMAN? They're like mortal enemies!"

"Um, yeah, Tim?"

25: Don't tell the Riddler that his Riddles are stupid.

"But they are stupid!"

26: Same for Cluemaster's clues.

"I always thought he should have counted it as 25.5."

"Why 25.5?"

"It's basically the same as 25."

"You make no sense."

"Thanks, Tim."

27: Don't ask the Penguin if he can't fly either. ESPECIALLY WHEN HE SAID HE WAS GOING ON AN AIRPLANE YOU IDIOT!

"Seriously, Dick?"

"Oh, shut up, little wing."

28: Don't ask ANY villain if you can be his/her sidekick because I abuse you. I DON'T ABUSE YOU!

"Bet that got him hurt."

"It did."

29: Don't get frozen ON PURPOSE.

"Why would you do that?"

" 'Cause I wanted to."

30: If you dare tell Catwoman you want to steal stuff with her, and then tell her I like her, I will MURDER you.

"Oh, the look on his face when he heard that, just priceless."

"I assume you took pictures?"

"Yup."

"Let's get 'em out."

"Totally, Jason, Tim, totally."