Inuyasha woke up in Kaiba Corp. "How the hell did I get here?" Inuyasha asked. "Luffy here found you in the ocean", Kagome said. "Yeah, you almost drowned", Luffy said. "Yeah, did you find what that was in the sky?" Miroku asked. "It was Naraku, his incarnations and other people", Inuyasha said. "One of them was Rando", Yusuke said. "I saw Orochimaru", Naruto said, the leaf ninjas were there, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Shikamaru, Ino, Choji, Asuma, Kiba, Hinata, Shino, Kurenai, Rock Lee, Neji, Tenten & Gai. Hiei has also come in response to Yusuke's injury. "Hey it's the ninja, where's the Avatar and Sailor Moon?" Inuyasha asked. "Right here, and I saw Azula", Aang said, he was with Sokka, Katara and Toph. "Oh no, not her", Sokka said. "It was really crazy", Serena said. "Hey, don't you have any friends you're associated with?" Goku asked. "Any hot ones?" Mugen asked, only to be hit on the head by Goku. "Yeah, I'll call them", Serena said. She sent out a flaring light. Then the other Sailor scouts came; Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Uranus, Sailor Neptune and Tuxedo Mask. "The girls are hot", Joey said. "Will you girls bear my children?" Miroku asked. He then got bobbed by Sango, Inuyasha, Jin, Fuu, Shippo, Kagome, James and Kaiba, so he was basically out cold. "Jackass, state your names and powers", Kaiba said. "Daniel Chiba, Tuxedo mask, psychometric powers", Daniel said. "Amy Mizuno, Sailor Mercury, water powers", Amy said. "Raye Hino, Sailor Mars, fire powers", Raye said. "Lita Kino, Sailor Jupiter, manipulate nature aspects, like lightning and wood", Lita said. "Mina Aino, Sailor Venus, powers of light and Metal", Mina said. "Michelle Kaioh, Sailor Neptune, powers of the ocean", Michelle said. "Amara Tenoh, Sailor Uranus, powers of the air", Amara said. "And you Serena, what can you do?" Kaiba asked. "Control light and heal", Serena said. "And you other kids, you're ninjas right?" Kaiba asked. "Yeah, we have all these types of jutsu controlling our chakra", Naruto said. "And you, arrow head, what's your name and what do you and your friends do?" Kaiba asked. "I'm Aang, and I'm an air bender, I control the air", Aang said. "I'm Katara and I'm a water bender, I control the water", Katara said. "I'm Toph and I'm an Earth bender, I move the ground and I'm blind", Toph said. "I'm Sokka, I don't have any magical powers, I'm just a regular warrior, who's weapons include a club, machete and boomerang", Sokka said. "And you pirate, what can you do besides use a sword?" Kaiba asked. "I can stretch any part of my body", Luffy said. "Ok, we've got to go and stop whatever this and end this tyranny", Kaiba said. "No shit Kaiba, if we do nothing we're fucked, let's go", Mugen said. "Can we help?" Spencer asked. "You're just a regular boy-band, what the hell can you do?" Kaiba asked. "Please, we want to help", Jon said. "Fine, Brendon gets the .50, Ryan gets the MP5, Spencer gets the Mossberg 500, and Jon gets the flamethrower", Kaiba said. "You have guns?" Aang asked. "Yeah, prepared for catastrophes", Kaiba said. "Ok, let's move out", Mugen said. "We'll use the ship", Kaiba said, then revealed a really big ship. "Jesus Christ", Yusuke said. "No, it's called…umm it doesn't have a name, but we're not calling it Jesus", Kaiba said. Everyone who couldn't fly went on the ship. "Can't we use Appa?" Sokka asked. "He's in the Earth Kingdom healing from injuries remember", Katara said. "Oh yeah, I forgot", Sokka said. "What else is new?" Toph said sarcastically.
Meanwhile in Manhattan, New York, Peter "Spider-Man" Parker was in an alley waiting for friends. First the Fantastic Four Johnny "Human Torch" Storm, Ben "The Thing" Grimm, Reed "Mr. Fantastic" Richards and Sue "Invisible Woman" Storm come. Then Johnny "Ghost Rider" Blaze comes. Afterwards, Norrin "Silver Surfer" Radd comes. Finally "Wolverine" James Logan Howlett, Jean Grey, Bobby "Iceman" Drake, Scott "Cyclops" Summers, Kitty "Shadow Cat" Pride, Warren "Angel" Worthington and Kurt "Nightcrawler" Wagner come as well. "What are we gonna do about this mysterious darkness?" Peter asked. "I don't know Pete, this cannot be good though", Reed said. "Obviously, we need to find whatever's controlling this thing", Wolverine said. "How the hell are we gonna do that?" Iceman asked. "I don't know kid, we just gotta hope", Wolverine said. "Hopefully, we'll find out before it's too late", Surfer said. "Well it may be too late, according to the news; these people attacked Detroit, Michigan and they even mentioned a guy in a dark suit wearing a helmet, and cape, seemed to have magnetic powers", Torch said. "Magneto, I'll bet he has the brotherhood with him as well", Wolverine said. "They even mentioned a guy wearing a green hood, in a metallic suit", Ghost rider said. "It's probably Victor Von Doom", Ben said. "The mafia was also sighted with them", Sue said. "Damn, we gotta go now, check out the scene", Reed said. "Let's go then", Peter said. The superheroes headed off. But there was an eavesdropper nearby; it was Claude Speed, seemingly interested about the mafia thing, so he sent a text message his two buddies to alert them about what he heard.
The villains arrived at Raccoon City, or at least the remains of the place. "Why are we here? This place is a dump", Mai said. "I need to obtain something", Wesker said. They all went to an abandoned lab. Wesker found what he was looking for, a sample of the T-Virus. "What's that?" Victor asked. "The T-Virus, it's gonna be really useful", Wesker said. "For what?" Ty Lee asked. "You'll see, in due time", Wesker said. Then a group of people busted in, it was the survivors of the RPD, Kevin Ryman, Jill Valentine, Leon Kennedy, Rebecca Chambers, Chris Redfield, Barry Burton; and two assistants, Carlos Olivera and Billy Coen. "Freeze Wesker", Chris said. "Chris, Jill, Barry, what a pleasure it is to see you, and your friends", Wesker said. "Save it, we're here to take you out", Jill said. "I don't think so", Wesker said. Then Azula shot at them with lightning, and though they were able to dodge, the villains escaped. "Shit, we gotta follow them", Kevin said. They all went on their car to go after the villains, but lost their trail. "We'll find them", Leon said.
We cut to Springfield, where there is a WWE house show occurring, and we go to a mall where Carlito and "The Sandman" Jim Fullington were signing autographs. In line were the Simpsons. "Why are we here, I don't even like wrestling", Lisa said. "Well you can't see what great athletes and tough guys these people are, they can withstand chair shots and all that crap", Bart said. "Bart, you know it's all staged right?" Marge asked. "Oh yeah, prove it then", Bart said with attitude. Marge seemed crossed. "If there weren't people here, I would smack you into next Tuesday", Marge said. "Marge, since when did you start hitting the boy?" Homer asked. "Homer I've tried everything, this might be the only thing that works", Marge said. "I don't know, that seems too violent", Homer sad. "Oh coming from the guy that strangles him", Marge said. "Don't change the subject Marge", Homer said. "We're next in line", Lisa said. "Whassup, who am I making this out to?" Carlito asked. "Bart Simpson sir", Bart said. Then the sky just got completely dark. "What the hell?" Homer asked. "I don't like this", Sandman said, grabbing his Singapore cane. The villains went overhead. Chief Wiggum, along with Lou and Eddie came. "Give them hell boys", Wiggum said as they along with the entire police force shoot the thing holding the villains. They come down, all pissed off. "You think you're funny?" Orochimaru asked angrily. "No, we're just trying to kill you", Wiggum said. Orochimaru was gonna attack, but Sandman came and canned Orochimaru on the head. "Hey fuck off pal, you ain't gonna kill anyone today", Sandman said. "Why you, I'll kill you", Orochimaru said. Then a kunai was thrown in his direction. "You're not killing anybody", Naruto said. Everyone came down. "Damn that's a lot of people", Bart said. Bastion shot a laser but Yusuke blocked it with his spirit gun. Azula shot lightning everyone dodged and then Katara whipped her with water. Inuyasha and Yusuke ran in to punch away Naraku and Orochimaru. Then the 12 ninjas and their 4 sensei ran in to beat the crap out of everyone they can. Wesker shot at the group but Luffy ran in and used rubber power to deflect them and almost hit the villains. "We rule", Rock Lee said. "Don't get cocky Lee", Shikamaru said. "Let's get the fuck out of here", Victor said. Then the RPD came. "You're not going anywhere", Leon said shooting at the villains. The villains high-tailed it out of there, so the group got on the ship and went after them along with the RPD, Carlito and The Sandman, little did they know, The Simpsons had snuck on the ship as well "We're gonna be in so much trouble", Homer laughed. "How is that a good thing?" Lisa asked. "I don't know", Homer said.
The group randomly traveled around America, even passing over Detroit. The gang looked down and saw the chaos of the villains. "Damn, what a disaster", Inuyasha said. Then the Mercer brothers were seen walking around with guns. "Those guys are armed; you think they're after the villains as well?" Leon asked. "Yeah, let's get them", James said. The ship lowered to the brothers. "Yo, you guys after this group of villains?" Leon asked. "Maybe, what's it to you?" Bobby asked. "We're also after these people, we could use your help though, interested in assisting?" Leon asked. The brothers discussed this. "Sure, what the hell", Bobby said. The brothers got onto the ship, and then someone else was running to the ship. "Hey it's Eminem", Billy said. "Eminem?" Bart said, getting the attention of the group. "What the fuck are you doing here?" Chris asked. "Snuck on", Bart said. The rest of the family came out. "You people are in so much trouble", Chris said. Eminem got onto the ship. "Thanks for holding the ship, this place is total hell", Eminem said. "Let's go then, we gotta stop these people", Jill said. The ship took off. The group followed the villains in impressive speed, and Orochimaru was doing a trance on the thing. "He's contacting someone else, but who?" Naraku asked. During the speed some cars came. Those cars consisted Tommy Vercetti and Carl Johnson. Then the followers were shooting at the villains. "Who the fuck is those people?" Inuyasha asked. "Not sure, but they have a lot of ammo and cars", Luffy said. Orochimaru seemed to have finished his trance. Just then, a huge four-armed monster came and destroyed the cars, he was accompanied by a green suit guy and a seemingly invisible guy comes. "Gentlemen, meet Reptile (green suit), Chameleon (seemingly Invisible guy) and Goro (four armed monster)", Orochimaru said. "Freaky", Azula said. Goro was gonna go after Tommy and Carl, but Luffy pulled them out of the way and into the ship. "What the fuck?" Tommy asked, very confused about what just happened. "Who are you guys?" Luffy asked. "Who are you?" Carl asked. "I'm Monkey D Luffy, and you are?" Luffy asked. "I'm Tommy Vercetti, hailing from Miami Florida, the Vice City", Tommy said. "I'm Carl Johnson, I hail from Los Angeles California, near the San Andreas Fault", Carl said. The ship moved on toward the villains. "So why are you guys here?" Naruto asked. "Our friend sent a message and said that the mafia is with those people", Tommy said. "We have some business with the mafia, so we decided to go after them", Carl said. "Well, the more the merrier", Leon sad. "Yeah, let's continue the chase; it looks like we're going into New York City", Chris said. They arrived in New York, and when the villains arrived there, Peter came on his web and kicked Naraku off the platform. "What the fuck was that?" Carl asked. The villains settled down. "Hey, who's that right there?" Inuyasha asked. The other heroes came. "The Fantastic Four?" Doom asked in disbelief. "And those damn X-Men", Magneto said. "Hello Bobby", Pyro said. "Hello John", Iceman said. The others landed. "We meet again", Inuyasha said. "You are very persistent people, split up!" Orochimaru said. The group split. "Follow them!" Chris shouted. Spider-Man and The Fantastic Four chased Dr. Doom; the ninjas chased Orochimaru, Inuyasha and Co. chased Naraku and co. the X-men chased Magneto, Pyro, and Juggernaut, the Mercer brothers chased Victor Sweet, Tommy and Carl chased the mafia, Yusuke and co. chased Rando, Carlito, Eminem, Panic! At the disco and The Sandman chased Sosa, Mugen Jin and Fuu chased Sauron, Goro, Reptile and Chameleon, Aang and co. chased Azula, Mai and Ty Lee, Ghost Rider and Silver Surfer chased Bastion and Apocalypse, Goku and Luffy chased Anakin, the RPD chased Wesker and Ocelot and finally the Sailor Scouts chased Freddy, Chucky and Pinhead. Yugi and his friends went to call in some type of help. The Simpsons were standing in a daze. "Now what", Marge asked. "What do you think?" Bart asked. Marge stood for a second, and then smacked Bart. "(Gasp) Marge", Homer said. "Oh shut up", Marge said.
