AN. I asked my friend for a prompt, and she gave me penguin, which really wasn't much of a surprise, as she's obsessed with those birds. So anyways, this is what I came up with.
"Shin-chan! Shin-chan!"
Kudo Shinichi regretted glancing up from his book as soon as he saw exactly what was clamoring for his attention. He blinked once, twice, three times the charm, before returning his gaze to his book, the much loved Sign of Four. Sherlock Holmes was sane. Sherlock Holmes made sense. Sherlock Holmes was not a crazy magician in a penguin suit!
"Shin-chan!" Kaito whined, "Pay attention to meeeeeeeeee!"
Shinichi scowled, setting his book down lightly. Good bye sanity.
"What do you want, Kaito?"
Kaito twirled around as one might do in a new dress, letting the annoyed detective see him from all angels.
"What do you think of my penguin suit, Shin-chan?"
"It's certainly- interesting." Shinichi answered hesitantly, "Dare I ask why you're wearing a penguin suit?"
"It's for my next heist!"
One of Shinichi's eyebrow's rose until it was hidden by his bangs.
"You're wearing a penguin suit… to your heist."
"Yep!"
"…Why?"
"It's at a zoo, and they have a new penguin exhibit! I figured I'd dress up for the occasion. They'll still be able to tell it's me, though. See?" Kaito pulled an all too familiar monocle, top hat, cape and tie out of the air and, with the ease of long practice, arranged them on his penguin suited person. Shinichi's other eyebrow joined its partner in his hair line.
"You're going to give Nakamori-keibu an apoplexy." The detective informed the thief dryly.
"Added bonus!" Kaito chimed, "Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go practice with my glider a bit more. Hang gliding wearing a penguin suit is actually rather difficult."
"You don't say?"
"I do." The kaitou nodded firmly, apparently not recognizing sarcasm when he heard it, "Well, tootles!"
The next morning, when an article appeared in the newspaper about the 'Mysterious Flying Penguin Seen over Beika,' Shinichi had a hard time deciding whether laughing hysterically or slamming his head against the nearest wall until he forgot all about stupid magicians and their exploits was the appropriate response.
