We still do not own anything! Except Fred!

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Ch. 2

That night Deidara hears thumping noises coming from the room next door, which happens to be Pein and Konan's room.

"Would you guys knock it off!" screamed a very irritated and tired Deidara.

The thumping noises continued on and on.

"It's never too early to have breakfast!" screams Pein.

Deidara is now severely disturbed by this comment and decides to go back to sleep.

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-in Pein and Konan's room…

Pein pulls out an extravagant breakfast and displays it to a naked and very shocked Konan.

"Oh yeah! You made a great breakfast!" she shouted in excitement.

Then they ate their breakfast and went to sleep.

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-the next day…

Tobi is running around screaming, "There's something in the tub!"

Everyone runs into Tobi's bathroom only to see… something soft and brown was floating in the tub.

"Tobi your supposed to go in the toilet you noob!"

Suddenly Itachi pulls the object out of the tub and… takes a bite out of it.

"What the hell!!" Everyone screams except Itachi.

"What? Its chocolate!" said a slightly confused Itachi.

Then a basketball flies out of the tub and hits Pein in his 'place'. He doubles over in pain, crying.

"Hey, I needed those!" konan says as she kneels next to a crying Pein.

Everyone is severely disturbed after what she said, but choose to ignore what she said because random objects start flying out of the tub. Then Tobi jumps into the tub to find a magical talking unicorn called Fred. A vortex thing appears in the tub and sucks Tobi in. Everyone, including a now calm Pein go to search for Tobi in the bubble filled water.

Right when they were to reach the tub, Itachi jumped in front of them and screamed, "MY BUBBLES!"

Deidara said," Itachi get the hell out of the way! We need to find Tobi!"

"MY BUBBLES!"

With those final words Kisame ran into Itachi and knocked him into the tub. Itachi also disappeared like Tobi.

"Finally I was afraid he wouldn't leave MY bubbles alone." Kisame said.

Everyone hit their heads in frustration. All of a sudden Orochimaru walks in wearing a kimono with cherry blossom print.

"Why are you all in the bathroom, where are Tobi and Itachi, and… why is Kisame hugging a bathtub?" Orochimaru asked.

"You ask too many fucking questions!" Hidan says.

Then Orochimaru gets ticked and shoves everyone in the tub.

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End of chapter two. We will get the next chapter out as soon as possible.