Okay, the lines didn't work, so I'm going to do XXXXX for all the time skips and such. Also, just realized I didn't do this earlier; I don't fallout, only the Bethesda dudes do, blah blah blah. Okay, let's go!

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"You're completely fine. Not a single illness. In fact, I'd say you're abnormally healthy considering you wanted to get out of class." I told my daughter as she sat on the table. She looked annoyed, but also slightly amused. That is to say, she was annoyed I didn't believe her, and amused because I had bothered in the first place. We both knew she was just trying to get out of taking the GOAT, and she'd have to do better than that to fool me. She whined about how he throat felt sore and her eyes didn't feel right, and I continued to say "no" to her attempts. Finally, she gave up and I was pushing her out the door, which promptly closed. I went to my computer and began to type.

I don't understand Terra so much. At times she seems completely normal, but then she'll suddenly do something without a shred of normalcy… Like last week, she was playing baseball. She's always had a strong arm, and she missed her target. The ball hit Wally directly in the face, and he was bleeding and on the verge of tears, but she didn't pay any attention. She simply walked up to him and picked up the ball, tossing it at Butch, who was the pitcher. Then she went back to first base and readied herself for another swing. She stood in that position for twenty five minutes, until I went up to her and told her the game was over. She just looked at me, and then dropped the bat and started walking back to her room. I don't exactly know why she's like this, but it may have to do with

James looked up as he heard something. He opened his door and found himself looking at Wally Mack and Paul Hanon dragging somebody. Then, I heard him groan, and as they put him on the table, I saw his face. Butch's face was completely crushed; his nose was broken and slammed into his face, his lips were bloody and looked torn, and there was blood all over his forehead. I immediately went to work, grabbing stimpaks and medical bandages. I injected the stimpak and started to wrap up his head, then grabbed a bottle of pain killers and handed them to Butch. He swallowed them even without water, and I continued to work on him. I spent twenty minutes making sure he was fine, and then I turned to his friends. "What happened?" I asked, and they both yelled it out at the same time. "That bitch Terra did it!" That stunned me, but not as much as I would've liked. "Tell me." Wally thought for a moment, then began to recount the experience. "We were messing around with Amata, just making a few jokes and trying to annoy her a bit. Terra suddenly comes up and tells us to back off. Butch told her to fuck off and made to push her. Next thing we know, she grabbed Butches head, turned it around, and slammed it into the wall. Then she grabbed Amatas' arm and dragged her to the classroom." I listened without a single emotion on my face. Finally, I waved Wally and Paul out of the room, and sat in the chair. I made a decision, and headed to the classroom. There, I saw Mr. Brotch. "I would like to see my daughter's answers to the GOAT." I stated firmly, and Brotch gave them to me without a second thought at the sight of my face. I went back to the clinic and began to read through them.

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You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?

Answer

I only caught a little bit of that. Head to some other jackass, 'kay?

While working as an intern in the clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?

Answer

Inject him with a painkiller and drag the closest thing to a doctor into the room.

You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the vault. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?

Answer

Take the stolen property, hand him a bottle of water and a candy bar, then wait. When he's finished, kick him in the gut and leave him as punishment, while using a marker to give a him a trail to follow.

Congratulations! You made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer?

Answer

Hitter first, pitcher second.

Your Grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another vault resident. What do you do?

Answer

I don't have a grandmother, but if I did, I'd find out her reasons. Then I'd either kill my grandmother, or I'd kill both of them.

Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed?

Answer

Break the door.

Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?

Answer

If it's functional, keep it. If it's useless, cut it off using morphine, a butcher knife, and medical bandages.

A fellow Vault 101 resident is in possession of a Grognak the Barbarian comic book, issue number 1. You want it. What's the best way to obtain it?

Answer

The best way to obtain it would be to hit the other on the head with something long and heavy, then take the comic. The way I'd obtain it though, is by either trading something with him for it, or by tricking him into leaving it somewhere and stealing it. Preferably the latter.

You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and...

Answer

Lie in wait for him. When he comes, I hit him on the head with a pipe and drag him into the lunchroom. Then I set a firecracker to explode right by his ear when he wakes up. Finally, I knock out Butch Deloria and set him in a position that will make it seem as though he was the one that did it all. Then, Amata will back me up if Butch declares me to be the one that did it.

Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?

Answer

There is no one in this vault who could fit all those for 'us' but for 'me' it would be my Dad and Mom. I would say it is likewise for the parents of everyone else in the vault.

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I sighed, thinking about how she had always been so strange with her thoughts. This was pure proof of that. Then, I heard a groan behind me. I looked, and saw that Butch was finally getting up. He seemed to still be in pain, so I handed him more painkillers. He took them. Now, to sign out the report for the Overseer… and I would have to talk to Terra later. I dreaded that moment.