A/n- Chapter 2 guys. Enjoy!

Disclaimer- I do not own Zelda or anything Zelda or ANYTHING ZELDA!

NOTE: Flamers or whatever, do not blab to me about my writing style being generic and whatnot. I don't care. I write my way, YOU write YOUR way. If everybody wrote the same then this world would be boring as hell. Let's leave it at that.


Link and Tatl journeyed to the North Clock town area.

"Okay dawg, we need to go see the Great Fairy She'll know exactly where to go."Tatl said.

Link blinked. "Is she a stripper fairy?"

"I don't know! I'm just a fairy!"

Link rolled his eyes at Tatl. They saw a kid trying to pop a balloon but ignored him. There also was a guy, a bald guy matter of fact standing behind the slide like a pedophile. Then Link and Tatl went inside a small cave.

"WHOA! Pink glittery lights! Is this Halloween?" Link shrieked.

Tatl stared at him. "NO you dumb idiot! It's water/magic!"

"Whatever! I don't care! All I want to know is how I can get out of this tree body!"

Then about 20 little stripper fairies emerged from the water laughing like maniacs.

"Howdy how!"

Link twitched.

"I need ya'll to go find a little pink fairy so I can complete myself."

"WHAAAAAAAAAATTTTT? YOU LITT-"

Tatl interrupted.

"Yo homie now hold on here for a sec. I can handle this."

"What do you mean you can HANDLE this?" Link blurted rather rudely.


Tatl ignored Link and left the cave. Link followed her soon after.

"YOU CRETIN! HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THAT MR. HANKY STRIPPER FAIRY! I HATE YOOOOOOUUUU!"

"You done crack- oh wait...guess you're not a cracka anymore. Um...since you're a tree, I be callin' you 'Wooden Turd'. Yes. It suits you."

"Wooden Turd? SERIOUSLY?" Link screamed.

"Well, you ARE brown and you have an afro that looks similar to the guy's afro off of Yo Gabba Gabba..."

Link was furious. "WWWWHHHHHHAAAAATTTT?" He became distracted suddenly. "HEY LOOK! A HOLE! YAY!" Link then clapped with joy as he jumped in the deku flower and made his way over the gate and down the fence. He then saw a sign that read:

"Deku Tree Playground"

Then the sign had a scratched arrow pointing to another sign that said:

"No don't listen to that other sign. This is the Deku SCRUB Playground. That other sign is lying."

Then it had another scratched arrow pointing to go down a hole in the ground so Link did.


When they were in the hole, all of a sudden...

"Hola como esta muchas gracias el magnifico si senor hola!" Two Deku Scrubs greeted Link and Tatl in Spanish. Tatl stared at the two before asking Link a question.

"Yo brown turd...wait...I mean wooden turd-"

Link interrupted.

"Waaaiiit a minute! I gotta go drop the kids off at the pool."

"What?" Tatl asked. "What are you talking about? There ain't no pool around here!"

Link smacked his forehead in despair.

"You imbecile! It means I gotta poop!"

Tatl stared at him oddly.

"Whatever. After you get done, just hurry up and play this game already! We don't even have like 9847382 hours left!"

"I thought he said 3 days?"

"..."

Link rolled his eyes and went to the bathroom. After he was done, he came out and went up to one of the deku scrubs.

"Hey scrub. What's going on? Can I play the game?" He asked.

"Si senor! Taco Bell FTW!"

Link jumped around happily. "I love Taco Bell! Especially nacho bell grande."

Tatl flew over to Link. "Yeah right brown turd! They ain't even got Taco Bell around here fool!"

The Deku Scrub started to get impatient with Link. "SENOR..."

"OKAY OKAY!"

Link played the game but fell off the platform.

"FREAKIN PLATFORMS! I QUUIT!"


Link and Tatl then went to the Laundry Pool. The water there was brown.

"OH MY GOSH! People actually do their laundry in this sewer shit?" Link criticized. He looked and found a pink fairy floating above the water.

"SWEET! I GOT A FAIRY! HEY!" Link looked over at Tatl.

"What?"

"Um Tatl, why doesn't this fairy look like you?"

"Because I am better obviously! That fairy is only a fragment of the Great Stripper Mr Hanky Fairy. That's why it looks like a cocker spaniel."

They both went back to the Great Mr Hanky Stripper Fairy and then she completed herself.

"Howdy How! Thanks! Now I give you magic meter!"

Link stopped her and interrupted.

"WAAAIIITTT A MINUTE. How did I lose my magic meter from Ocarina of Time? I had a giant one too. And now all of a sudden, my items and weapons are gone for some reason and my hearts are also gone and my magic meter is gone. WHAT THE FUCK MAN? SERIOUSLY! Who thought this S*** up?"

"I don't know. You still get magic meter regardless. RECIEVE IT!"

Link then went spinny spin and he automatically-

Tatl interupts

"Yo! I'm like an instant camera! AUTOMATIC! MY swagga is so tight, it's more shocking than static!"

Link rolled his eyes. "Anyway, YIPPEE! I can shoot snot bubbles now! WOOOO! MUCUS!"


A/n- There ends chapter 2. Reviews are appreciated! :)