AUTHOR'S NOTE: Sorry for the delay, guys. Writer's Block. Enjoy!

Keroro heard a knock at the door.

"It's Tamama!"

Keroro opened the door, which caused a bunch of stuff to tumble down on him.

"Sarge!" Tamama yelled. "Are you okay?"

"Kero..." Keroro said quietly, clearly in pain. "What'd you bring?"

"Lots of DVDs!" Tamama said. "And action figures and manga and training card games and government files and board games and..."

"I get it." Keroro said. "So, how should we start?"

"I was thinking we could play Halo: Reach first." Tamama said. "I mean, it's the first thing I grabbed."

"Eh, the online mode is full of tools." Keroro said. "Anything else?"

"We could play those card games!" Tamama said.

"Sure." Keroro said.


"Okay, so you move your cards over here at an eighty-degree angle. Then, Tamama, you move your card at a forty-degree angle. If you miss, the punishment is to angle it - ugh! Why are all these card games aimed at 8 to 12 year olds Pekoponians so confusing?" Keroro asked.

"It doesn't matter the game, all that matters is the cartoons!" Tamama said. "It is Saturday, after all!"

"Oh, yeah." Keroro said. "Let's watch some toons!"

Keroro turned on the TV.

"Hey, a soap opera." Tamama said.

Oh, Monica, I have something to tell you...

What is it, Brad?

I'm in...love with your sister...

"That fool!" Keroro said. "How could he? I mean, Monica is obviously the more attractive one!"

Three hours later...


"NOOOO!" Keroro cried. "I knew they were going to punish him, but I didn't...know...they...were going to...kill him!"

Keroro and Tamama began bawling.

"I need more tissues!" Tamama said, in tears.

Riiing! Ring!

"The phone?" Keroro asked. "Who would be calling?"

"Answer it!" Tamama said. "It could be Natsumi!"

"Oh, crap, you're right!" Keroro said, picking up the phone. "Hello?"

"Hey, frog." Natsumi said over the phone. "Is everything in order?"

"Of course!" Keroro said. "Why would you ever doubt me?"

...

"Okay, you may doubt me a little, but I promise everything is in good shape!"

"It better be, frog." Natsumi said. "I'll be checking up on you."

Click!

"Hmm?" Keroro asked. "Guess she hung up. Aww, the soap opera marathon's over?"

"That stinks." Tamama said. "So, what do you wanna do now?"

"Hmm..." Keroro said. "I dunno. Most of the board games we have require four."

"Wait, I have an idea!" Tamama said. "You could Skype the rest of the Platoon! Y'know, Giroro, Kululu...and...Duoro?"

"Dororo." Keroro said. "I think..."