Summary- When Aidenn and Ailene accidentally tunnel underneath the Preventors Headquarters, they're pressed into service. How will the G-Boys deal with this, especially when tensions are running high in international politics? Please R & R!

Disclaimer- This should be obvious. I don't own Gundam Wing and I don't profit from it. If I did… well… I probably wouldn't be writing fan fiction!

One More Guy/Girl Cliché… Or … Not

The Second Chapter!

Lady Une stomped her foot impatiently and glared at her watch. The boys were late. Their food arrived before them, even Quatre's lobster flown in from Paris. She turned and stared out of the window opposite the door, aiming a death glare at the puppies frolicking by a trickling stream while butterflies flitted about overhead. (The puppies began to whimper and the butterflies quickly developed rigor mortis.)

As the Great Outdoors suddenly began rushing in (at least the scent did), Lady Une knew that the boys had entered the room. Or at least, Quatre had.

"Quatre," she sighed, "have you started wearing more perfume than is necessary?"

"It's cologne!" the blond boy retorted, shaking his finger for emphasis.

The woman grinned evilly and sneered, "I know. Mwa ha ha ha ha--" Une had turned to face the boys and saw amongst them two girls. "Excuse me," she pulled the boys away from the strange sight. "But are these girls real or a side effect of my pills?"

Heero wore a pained look as he answered, "Real."

Lady Une nodded and sighed deeply, "Is this a… hormonal thing?" While all of the G-Boys, except Quatre, cringed, Lady Une put her head in her hands, "Then what, pray tell, are they doing here?"

"You might want to ask them that," Wufei snorted.

Lady Une walked over to Aidenn and Ailene. "Girls, girls, please sit down, get comfortable, have something to eat," she motioned towards the table. Aidenn picked up a box of Chinese food only to have it ripped out of her hands by the grump Asian boy, as Ailene and Duo made peanut butter sandwiched and began to talk about braids.

Aidenn tugged on the box again, "Come on, Asian dude! Sharing is caring! Didn't you ever watch those dinky kids' shows?"

Everybody but Wufei nodded in agreement, shockingly.

"No! Only the weak watch those!" Wufei growled, shifting to get a better grip on the box. "And my name is Wufei! And I'm Chinese! And I don't care!"

Everyone besides Aidenn hung their heads in shame, while Trowa muttered something about, "That means the bastard doesn't share!"

"Oh my goodness!" Aidenn bubbled. "That means I was right about the engineer thing!"

"Aidenn!" Ailene screamed through a mouth full of peanut butter.

"What?" Aidenn cried. "I thought we already went through this?"

"But you're doing it again!"

"Girls! Please! Would you mind telling me how you got underneath our boys' locker room? And who exactly you are?" Lady Une tactfully intervened, even though there was still some furious T-mailing going on.

"Well," Ailene stood up and began, "I'm Ailene and that's Aidenn, and we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for somebody cough Aidenn cough holding the map upside down." After making this proclamation, she sat down.

Aidenn blushed before shooting back, "I marked it 'This side up'! Unfortunately since somebody," pointed glare at Ailene, "had forgotten to replace the batteries in our headlamps, I wrote it upside down."

Lady Une rubbed her temples and asked, "Are you telling me you… tunneled in? Completely undetected before you got to the locker room? On accident?" The twins nodded, still fighting in their heads. "Really, boys. I thought you were better than this," Lady Une commented, swallowing three large pills with smiley faces printed on them.

"Oh, come on!" Duo whined. "They're really good! There was no sign until they broke through! No tremors, no noise, no nothing!"

Lady Une thought her hands were going to become permanently stuck to her temples, and said dejectedly, "Well, as far as I can see it, girls, you've managed to infiltrate the headquarters. You know too much. So you can join the Preventors, or walk out that door." She pointed to a door with a large red light over it.

Ailene walked over to the door, put her ear to it, and slowly turned the knob. Hearing the sound of ten machine guns being cocked, she dropped the knob hastily.

Aidenn swallowed hard. "Where do we sign up?"

Lady Une clapped her hands brightly and fairly squealed, "Alright, now that's out of the way, let's have some introductions!"

Trowa clapped a hand on the woman's shoulder, "Ma'am, you're getting a little too happy. Perhaps you should excuse yourself."

"Oh, right, right, Trowa! On my way!" she giggled, turning the knob of the red-light door.

"Wrong door!" everyone in the room screamed, hoping it wasn't too late.

Lady Une dropped the knob and skipped to the other door. "Thanks all! We all know what happened last time," the G-Boys shuddered violently. "Gee! I am going to be so pissed when my mood heighteners wear off!" Finally she left the room, skipping wildly and flailing her arms about.

An awkward silence settled in the room. Somebody (they later figured out it was Trowa) began to make cricket noises, highlighting the awkwardness.

Quatre coughed into his hand. "Right then, introductions! I am Quatre Raberba Winner, pilot of the Gundam Sandrock, otherwise known as 04."

Aidenn nodded and Ailene had pulled a notebook out of her cargo-shorts pocket to write it all down. "Okay, cute blond boy is Quatre, his big robot thingy is called Sandrock, and something about the number four. Who's next?" she smiled like she had taken one of Lady Une's mood heighteners.

Duo waved his arm wildly, "Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!" Ailene nodded, poised to write everything down. "My name is Duo Maxwell and I am Shinigami! Fear me!" He held his hands over his head in a sort-of bad horror movie imitation. "I pilot Gundam Deathscythe and my code name is 02!"

"Wait, we get code names?" Aidenn asked excitedly. "I want mine to be something like… Kitten Velour or Dash Unicorn!"

"No, they have to be numbers," Quatre sighed, "or else mine would totally be Mr. Fahrenheit or something like that."

"Moving on!" Ailene prompted. "Okay, so braid boy is-,"

"Hey wait! I don't get a cute?" Duo interrupted indignantly.

"Okay, cute braid boy is Duo Maxwell, something about a shitty game-,"

"Shinigami!"

"Whatever. His robot is Deathscythe, and he's number two."

"Oh, that sucks!" Aidenn commiserated. "Now instead of shouting, 'I'm number one! I'm number one!' you always have to shout 'I'm number two!' and that just isn't as cool."

Duo sighed as if it were a great burden, and the strong boy volunteered, "…I'm…number one…?"

Ailene leaned over and murmured in Aidenn's ear, "Oh, honey, we already knew that!"

After having successfully gathered information from the strong boy (Heero Yuy, 01, Wing) and pointy bangs boy (Trowa Barton, 03, Heavy Arms), it was finally the Asian's turn.

"And finally, the grumpy Asian's turn," Ailene grinned evilly.

Aidenn started nudging Ailene in the ribs with her elbow, "Don't forget Super Haawwwt!" Ailene snorted as the boys, minus Wufei, coughed into their hands.

"Excuse me, but where I come from, I am a 'Handsome Fella'," Wufei pointed out indignantly. "Ask Quatre! He's been there!"

"Sorry, dear, you're not my type…Whoops, wrong crowd!" Quatre giggled. Wufei sighed and relayed the relevant information to the girls.

"Chang Wufei, 05 (Ah ha ha ha! He's last!), Shenlong, called Nataku. Okay! We're done! We can leave!" Aidenn clapped her hands excitedly as the boys let out a collective sigh of relief.

"Shit," Heero groaned. "We have to check out the tunnel."

Aidenn and Ailene gasped, "Why? It's perfectly safe! We even included toothpick supports this time."

"Somehow, that's not so reassuring," Wufei snorted condescendingly.

Heero's eyes widened. "Yeah, we'd better check that out."

Thus the group made their way back to the boys' locker room. Wufei, loath to leave his fried rice, brought it with him. This was bad because sometimes he would say things like. "How come you have already eaten? The author made no note of this! Dishonor! Injustice!" flinging his chopsticks and raining fried rice on the walls.

Upon reaching their final destination, the girls gave Quatre a tour of the tunnel.

"And this is where we avoided a massive cave-in because Ailene remembered to bring the Super Hold Hair Spray. If she hadn't… well, we wouldn't be here today," Aidenn nodded gravely while Ailene, blushing, said it was nothing.

Quatre smiled, "Oh, you mean the Des Fleurs Hair Spray? That stuff is great! I swear by it!" The twins affirmed this opinion. "But really," the blond continued, "the workmanship of this tunnel is just amazing! How did you dig it in such a short amount of time?"

"Our spoons," Ailene answered confidently.

"…Spoons?"

"Yes! Of course, these are no ordinary spoons," Aidenn delivered the marketing pitch for their spoons.

"Let me get this straight," Quatre said, "you motorized spoons, which makes them high-powered, low-cost, easy to carry mini shovels?"

Both girls nodded vigorously. "And the best part is, they go whir!" Aidenn turned on a spoon to demonstrate.

"Indeed, they do go whir," Trowa commented approvingly.

"You do nothing for me!" Wufei spat at his chopsticks.

They startled the twins and Quatre, who hadn't realized the other boys were there.

"Okay… well, you can go now," Heero said.

The twins turned to leave, but to the boys' dismay, turned back. "When should we come back?" they asked simultaneously.

"Does 'never' work for you?" Wufei asked while Duo kicked him in the shin.

"Tomorrow, I suppose. After school," Heero decided, after making a face that said he agreed with Wufei.

"Alright!" Ailene chirped brightly.

"We'll come the usual way!" added Aidenn.

"Oh, great, now it's the 'usual' way!" Wufei moaned.

After walking a ways down the tunnel, Aidenn turned to Ailene and complained, "Aw, geez! I'm never gonna be able to keep them straight!"

"(Ha! Quatre, straight!) I'll never have any trouble. Their numbers correspond to their date-ability ratings!" Ailene giggled.

"Wait," Aidenn puzzled, "you ranked Wufei behind a gay guy?"

They laughed until they heard an angry Wufei shout, "I heard that, you dishonorable women!" and pelted them with fried rice. Then they laughed hard.

Author's Note- Yea. This was a long chapter! Actually, it was two, but I decided to combine them. :nods: If parts of this are weird, please keep in mind that my sister and I write this late at night.