Quick Random Moment

"Darriou at a Crash Bandicoot bonus stage*

Darriou: *jumps on TNT crate* 3. 2. 1.

*TNT crate explodes killing Darriou*


Isiah: What up? Isiah and Tom here!

Tom: What up?!

Isiah: And welcome back to Isiah02's Rules to Survive! You guys put up a fair deal with the reviews. So we're gonna continue this set of rules. And to top it off, we have our OC's Darrious and Darriou DeWynter with us.

Darriou: What's up, yo!

Darrious: What up!

Tom: Ready to get started?

Isiah: Let's do this!


Rule 11: Crash Bandicoot real life is banned.

Darriou: I don't even know where this idea came from. The Chipmunks must be playing too much Crash Bandicoot.

Isiah: Yes. Especially Alvin since he wears red.

*Alvin is in the living room jumping on crates and collecting cheese balls*

*Simon is in front of his path and gets tail slapped by Alvin's tail knocking him on the ground*

Simon: *sigh* Alvin and his video games.

Tom: You should've seen what he tried doing to Jeanette.

Darrious: What'd he do?

Tom: He tried using her as a snowboard to slide down the stairs, and let's just say, I wouldn't wanna be in Alvin's shoes now.

Jeanette: *walks in the room with a ray gun* Where is that Bandicoot acting munk?

Tom: *face palm*


Rule 12: Alongside with Rule 11, Grand Theft Auto real life is banned.

Isiah: You can play the game, you just can't do real life.

*Dave walks to the front door*

Alvin: Where are you going, Dave?

Dave: To buy us some property. Ian's selling his old mansion and I'm gonna buy it.

2 hours later...

*Dave enters the house a bloody mess*

Darriou: Bro, what happened to you?

Dave: Ian tricked me saying it was a trap. He had a crap load of boys to kill me but I managed to get them all and escape. *sets AK-47 on the table* Don't touch it. I'm going to get some health packs.

*Dave walks up to the wall and bumps into it killing him*(He had low health when he entered the house.)

Dave Seville: Wasted


Rule 13: When Cooking with Teddy is going on, do not interrupt.

Dave: I gotta say, for a chipmunk, he takes his show very seriously.

*Cooking with Teddy on TV*

Theodore: Hi, everyone! Chef Teddy here. And welcome to Cooking with Teddy. Today we're making-

Eleanor: *behind the camera* Theodore, wait. While we're here on TV, let's reshoot the intro.

Theodore: *sigh* I should just- *knocks camera on the ground* I don't pay you to-

*Signal lost*

Darriou: He's that serious, eh?

Darrious: Yep.

Dave: Uh-huh.

Isiah: For sure.


Rule 14: Be careful and cautious when roughhousing.

Tom: I tell ya, these guys get into it so much, they don't even know when they're actually hurting each other.

*Jeanette is wrestling with Simon*

*Jeanette grabs Simon's arm and crosses her legs between it, putting him in the armbar*

Simon: AHHH, JEANETTE! PLEASE GET OFF ME!

Jeanette: Tap out!

Simon: Jeanette-

Jeanette: TAP OUT!

Simon: AHH-

Jeanette: RIGHT NOW!

*Simon finally taps out and Jeanette releases her hold on Simon*

Isiah: Looks like someone's gonna be outta action for a couple of weeks.

Dave: I'll be honest, that's nothing compared to what Brittany did to Alvin yesterday.

Darrious: Ooh, for real?

Darriou: What'd she do?

Dave: She put him in the sharpshooter and kept him in it until he started crying.

Isiah: Dang, man!

Dave: Yeah, dang.


Rule 15: Don't ask what's great about Chuck E. Cheese's.

Isiah: Hold up, why not?

Tom: Yeah, what the heck, Darrious.

Darrious: Darriou gets into how much the pizza sucks.

Darriou: It's true. Chuck E. Cheese has disgusting pizza.

Dave: Bruh! How can you say that, that is literally one of the best pizzas!

Brittany: Chuck E. Cheese pizza...

Brittany/Theodore: ...is the pizza for you and me!

Tom: Huh?

Isiah: The heck?

*Darrious and Darriou glances at Brittany and Theodore*

Alvin: I thought it was the Krusty Krab pizza.

Brittany: How about shut the hell up Alvin!

Theodore: OH MY GOD! THAT'S what it was, you liar! You made me think that was the actual Chuck E. Cheese music.

Brittany: I didn't think you would be that stupid, I'm sorry.

Theodore: But I AM that stupid, you took advantage of that!


Rule 16: On game night if you hear Samantha moaning through one of the horror games, ignore it.

Isiah: No one knows what's wrong with this chick. Either she hates it or she's attracted to it. We really don't know.

*We all sit down while Dave plays Five Nights at Freddy's*

Dave: Okay, we're doing really good on power than how we did last time so don't worry guys.

Samantha: *moaning* This game. I hate everything about it.

Tom: I hate a lot of things about girls. Including their fake chest areas.

Samantha:*obviously hearing Tom's comment* You know what, Thomas, they're not fake, they're implants. So you better check yourself.

Isiah: Damn.

Alvin: She told you.

Miles: Heard you there.


Rule 17: If that motherlover James Suggs comes around the house, check him before inviting him in.

Alvin: I cannot trust nor can I stand this motherlover!

Simon: Good call on the rule, Alvin.

Alvin: Thanks, I'm glad you think so.

Theodore: Yeah!

*James Suggs approaches the front door*

Darriou: Yo, check it out, Darrious. It's one of those crooked cops.

James: I'm insulted!


Rule 18: Anyone else think that Suggs is a crooked cop?

Isiah: Yep.

Tom: For sure.

Alvin: Real great that you thought of that.

Simon: I was thinking more of a Fed.

Theodore: What's a Fed?

Simon: You don't wanna know.

Darriou: He calls himself an air Marshall but all he do is mess around.

Darrious: I wouldn't go that far but oKay.


Rule 19: When Isiah02 is freaking out over a video game, ignore it.

Tom: He freaks out over the most weirdest things in a game.

*Isiah is playing Amphibious Assault on GTA San Andreas*

Isiah: Okay, okay, let's go. *Sees a turtle swimming towards him and screams* OH MY GOD! Yo, I'm dying!

Jeanette: *Walks in the bedroom* Dude, stop freaking out.

Isiah: I can't! It's the damn game!

*Jeanette sighs and leaves the room*

Isiah: Where'd it go?! Where the turtle go?! I do not like the sea creatures in this game. Oh my- *sighs* I'm 'bout to get off. I'm 'bout to get OFF!

Alvin: Wow what a baby.

Simon: It's only a game. Plus how can a turtle kill you?

Tom: He's just scared of them when they come outta nowhere.


Rule 20: If you see Zoe around the house, approach her.

Dave: She's always coming by with somes gifts for us.

Tom: She's being very nice since the island incident that took- *sees Zoe's car outside the driveway* Hold that thought!

*Tom, Isiah, Darrious, and Darriou run out the front door*

Zoe: What's up, boys?!

Isiah: What's good?!

Zoe: You'll love what I have today. Just let me get in the house.

Dave: *mumbles* Freeloading motherlovers.


Isiah: Alright, guys, there goes another 10 rules for ya. Expect Adventure in the Kingdom: The Last Stand to be updated soon. We hope you've enjoyed this chapter.

Tom: If you've enjoyed it, be sure to give it a nice review. No flames as always. Again, we wanna thank the DeWynter brothers for being guest appearances. As always, we love you guys deeply. Thank you for supporting us everyday. See y'all later. Hollar at your boys! Yeah!

Isiah: Until next time.


Later...

*Isiah is playing Amphibious Assault for GTA San Andreas part 2*

Isiah: I can't play this anymore. I need to get off. *sees jellyfish and screams pausing the game* Oh my God, I can't play this game no more, dude, I'm about to get off.