Disclaimer: I don't own the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series.

Sorry this took so long, I was waiting to see if I got any more people wanting to do stuff. I only got one, though. :( And school.


The girl sat at the computer and checked her FanFiction account. Seeing the amount of reviews and PMs she had gotten, she grinned in glee. So far, all was going to plan. She flicked through the PMs, until one caught her eye. It was from The Artemis Foundation. She scowled as she read it, and was about to send an angry reply, when she thought that this was the perfect opportunity to show her that she wasn't a troll. So she sent a trolly reply. And waited.


GraceOfTheFlower, or Grace, was sick of the Harry Potter archive, for today at least. However, she was wary of entering the Percy Jackson archive, for fear of burning her eyeballs. But she had a craving for Percy Jackson. So she decided to anyway. The archive was okay, once you got past the trolls and fangirls. She was hoping for a good run today, but doubted there would be one.

Having logged out, thinking that she wouldn't need to go on FanFiction for a while, she had to log in again. The computer was lagging dreadfully, and it was taking ages to load the log in screen. When it finally came up, she logged in as fast as possible. When she had logged in, she was surprised to see a PM. She hadn't had any five minutes ago. It was labelled 'HELP!' and was from The Artemis Foundation. She opened it quickly, wondering what it would be about

Grace,

The troll problem is getting out of control, and I have no idea what to do! There was one troll I just found, and I sent her a PM asking her to stop. Now she's sent a reply: Wats a trol? Rnt trols ugly end hry? Imbewtiful and pj luvs me! Ure a meenie!

HELP! I have no idea what to do!

~Artemis~

Grace sat and pondered for a while. There wasn't a lot to do. They could fight back, but how? Trolls weren't stupid fangirls. Trolls could actually think. Fangirls are so much easier to deal with. They could spam them, but then they might get banned. They could send PMs, whether they be angry or calm. They could review. She sent a reply

Artemis,

I'm not sure what we can do. We could try sending then PMs, but that might not work. We could use guilt? Can we get banned for that? However, I think our first step is to recruit more people. Any suggestions?

Grace

After hitting send, she sat back and waited.

Artemis, on the other hand, was furious. She had sent a reply, and now that troll had replied again.

Stp been meen! U r a po. U shood say nce things 2 me cus im betta thn u! U need 2 geta lif. U gt cpcaks if u review ncelee. Plz rvew nce. If u dont thn u r a meenie.

Artemis exhaled furiously. She reached for the mouse and hit the reply button.

Okay, the joke is officially over. I don't care that you think you're awesome, and I don't care whether I hurt your feelings. YOU NEED TO STOP. NOW! If you don't, I may have to enlist my friends' help. Got it? Your trolling sucks, and you must be really bored if you have to resort to this. Like, really, seriously bored. I hate trolls, and this is just stupid. You could at least admit to being a troll, instead of playing dumb. Really badly, might I add. If you just told me earlier, I might have cut you some slack, and let you off with a sever reprimand. But now, oh, you've pushed me to the edge and beyond. And you do NOT want that to happen. I am warning you, this will not be pretty. I am not nice. In fact, I am downright mean when I want to be. Right now, I want to be mean. And I will not let up until you tell the world that you are a troll, and stop trolling.

I do not swear. I refuse to swear. But you have pushed me very close to swearing. If you do not stop, very soon, then I may just swear. I do not care what you think of me, I do not care what anyone thinks of me. But I will tell you what I think of you. I think that you are a stuck up **** that needs to go get a life. I think you should go die in an hole. I think that you should stop trolling. I think that you are a disgrace to what ever country you come from. I think that everyone there must hate you. I think that I just wasted time and energy on this, and that this Private message is the longeat one I have ever written.

Have a nice day,

Go die in a small, smelly hole,

~Artemis~

As soon as Artemis sent it, she regret it. All that would do was egg her on. She noticed a Private message from Grace. She read it, and decided that she was right.

Grace,

You're right. I've got Angel with us, and probably Nessi, but who else? Do you have any suggestions? I might send out a PM to a whole heap of people, or put a message on my profile. Or my stories. They are just SO annoying though.

Guilt might work. I wish I'd thought of that before sending a really long, very angry PM to her. Longest one ever. Meh. I regret it, but it's like, eating a whole heap of chocolate. Doing it is great, and you'd do it again, but you shouldn't have done it in the first place.

I'll try and think of something,

~Artemis~

Artemis sent it, and sighed. It was going to be a long, tiring war. They might not win. They might fail miserably, and have the archive come crashing down around their ears. One thing she knew for certain: they would go down fighting. They just needed more people.


So, as you may have guessed, I need more people. GraceOfTheFlower was the only person who PMed me. PLEASE PM me, telling me whether you want to be on the troll's side or mine. You don't have to be a troll, just think that we should just leave them. What did you think? Please review!