W: hey we already have a dare so here it is. Oh and by the way people in this story Kowalski is female, and married to Julian. Her name in here is koko.
Skipper: kiss Marlene fully on the lips
Julian: you must massage mort, and act like you like it. Then let mort hug your feet for 24 hours.
Koko: okay I want to see this
Skipper: yeah that's just great
Justin: come on uncle skipper you can do it
[Skipper pats him on the head]
Skipper: thanks Justin
[He hesitates, but goes over to Marlene]
[He then kisses her]
Rose: hehhe; uncle skipper and Aunt Marlene sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g.
Koko: skipper you could have stop kissing her 16 seconds ago.
[Skipper stops kissing her, and they both stare back embarrassed]
Koko: moving on
W: right Julian your turn; um somebody take Justin and Rose out of here.
[Rico drags Rose and Justin out]
W: rico you might want to stay out there to
Marlene: why did they have to leave?
W: I don't think they would like seeing their dad like this
W: you know actually rico take koko out
Koko: aww come on
[Rico drags her out the door to wait with them]
W: okay Julian do your thing
[Julian massages mort; he wants to stop, but he holds out tight]
Marlene: why did koko have to leave wondergirl?
W: oh because I think she would have stopped this
Marlene: oh yeah I can see that happening.
W: see more different then you think
Marlene: you can tell it.
W: alright Julian let mort hug your feet for 24 hours.
Julian: this just gets worse and worse
[Mort hugs feet]
W: so let us talk while we wait for the 24 hours to be out.
Marlene: okay anyone have anything to talk about.
W: I do now skipper on a scale of 1 to 10; how good was that kiss with Marlene.
[All heads turn to skipper awaiting the answer]
Skipper: well I can't lie. It was a 10
Marlene: [silently to herself] yes!
W: wow skipper didn't see that coming.
[You can hear rico whistle from the other room]
Skipper: [blushes]
Private: aww how cute
Julian: now I have something to do later.
Mort: I do too [still hugging feet]
W: alright Marlene on a scale from 1 to 10; how good was that kiss.
Marlene: [giving it some thought] I say 1
W: [spits out smoothie] what!
[Everyone gasps]
Skipper: [looks down to ground]
Marlene: you didn't let me finish
Marlene: 1-0
Skipper: [gasps]
W: woot woot love birds in the house.
[Rico whistles again]
W: well goodbye everyone hope you enjoyed our little show.
W: [shouts to offset] okay can we get coffee now!
