Sorry it took a bit, I was lacking creativity. I've noticed I only write when I'm too tired to sleep so sorry if I screw up in places.Love y'all, have a beautiful day (Or night).

"Hmmmm mmmm mmm" Jesse hummed a tune into Hanzo's hair. The tattooed man had thrown up three times that night, and once he hadn't quite made it to the toilet bowl.

Jesse kissed the top of Hanzo's head, inhaling his scent. "Mmmm..."

Hanzo's hair was a pleasant aroma, a mixture of strawberry and kiwi.

The black-haired man stirred in Jesse's arms. "Mmm." He grumbled. "What the hell happened..."

"Aww, ya just threw up a hell of a lot, but other than that, nothing happened. Promise."

Hanzo's brown eyes peered into Hanzo's. "I apologize for everything Jess."

McCree smirked. "Ya don't have to worry, ya fuzzy lil' man peach."

Jesse gently caressed Hanzo's hair. "I've got yer back. That's what neighbors do, ain't it?"

Hanzo hesitated. "Neighbors don't spend the night cuddling with the sick guy across the hall."

They were silent for a few minutes, Jesse's grip tightened around Hanzo's waist. "Maybe I don't wanna be 'just neighbours'. Maybe I wanna be somethin' more..."

Hanzo shook his head and wriggled out of Jesse's arms.

"Get out."

Jesse looked up at Hanzo.

"What?"

"I said get out. Get off my property!!"

Hanzo raised his voice.

"Go."

Jesse said no more, getting up with a red face, but respecting Hanzo's boundaries.

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Jesse shut the door to Hanzo's apartment. "Fuck. I should've known he hadn't liked me like that."

He opened the door across the hall, to his messy room. "Great job McCree. Way to make everything a pile of shit again." He shook his head and opened his laptop on the counter. "Might as well go wallow in it."

Meanwhile, Hanzo had a problem of his own.

"God dammit not right now!! I have to leave for the gym in ten minutes!" He growled at his hard cock, thinking maybe it would understand and shrink back down, so that every person in the gym wouldn't be staring.

"Uggghhh..." Hanzo took his boxers off, scolding the unwanted erection. "I swear sometimes I think about getting a gender change."

He shook his head and lay down on his matress, stroking the hardness he wished wasn't there.

"It's all Jesse's fault. His eyes and his hairy chest... Couldn't help but stare..."

Hanzo's cock wasn't the biggest, only 5 inches but thick. Maybe 3 inches around.

Hanzo's thoughts started travelling at the speed of light.

"I wonder what his mouth would feel like on my c-"

Hanzo stopped short as he realized what he had almost said. "I'm not gay. I'm not gay..."

Hanzo kept rubbing his penis, brushing over the head, and spreading some precum for lube. "Mmmm hell... This would feel so much better if Jessie were the one doi- I'm not gay!"

Hanzo shook his head, then moved his hand faster. "Fuck!!"

He spilled all over himself, cum shooting all the way to his chest, a bit of it sticking there.

He sighed, satisfied now that his stupid erection had gone down.

"Now the gym so I can vent to Sarah."

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Oh Lord. That was HIDEOUS. Lemme know what ya think. I can't get their characters right. I keep making them like people I know XD. Again, love y'all, and I hope you liked it!!