Ok, some people may have been confused, but Li(3) Yue(4) Ting(2) and Wu(3) Guang(1) Zhao(4) are two totally different people, they have their own bodies, their own thoughts, their own actions and their own looks. They're just like really close friends hehehehe, so they are very similar at times. Just to make it easier on everyone here are the two bios:

Name: Wu(3) Guang(1) Zhao(4)
Race: Human

Gender: Female
Age: 13
Eyes: Orange
Hair: black, shoulder length, straight
Clothes: Ninja shoes, headband tied on upper right arm, orange tank top, black baggy pants
Personality: Random hehehehe
Status: Medical Ninja, ANBU

Name: Li(3) Yue(4) Ting(2)
Race: Human
Gender: Female
Eyes: brown
Hair: Blonde down to waist straight
Clothes: Ninja shoes, headband tied on upper left arm, spaghetti strap black shirt, red short sleeve over shirt with yinyang on back black flare slacks
Personality: Random
Status: Medical Ninja, ANBU

And a special note: Li(3) and Wu(3) are the surnames so when people refer to these two characters they will not always refer to them by their full name.

Ninjas or Witches Chapter Two Peeps and Hentais

"Don't pounce on him!" Anko screams in shock. "Are you trying to kill him?"

"It's all right, Anko, they're just fine," Sarutobi assures her as he sits up slightly; of course, he has some difficulty due to the weight wrapped around his neck.

"We miss you so much, Hokage-sama, why don't you ever come visit us?" Wu(3) Guang(1) Zhao(4) pouts.

"Well, he's a busy man," Anko points out. "Now get off of him before you break his neck!"

"So, what'd you bring us, Hogake-sama?" Li(3) Yue(4) Ting(2) asks, sitting in Sarutobi's lap next to her best friend.

"Wait a minute, when did he ever say that he brought you something?" Anko asks.

"Hokage-same always brings a gift when he comes to visit us," Wu(3) Guang(1) Zhao(4) comments. "Isn't that right, Yue(4) Ting(2)?"

"Yes, he does, every time, he does he does," Li(3) Yue(4) Ting(2) nods her head enthusiastically. "So, what is it this time?"

"All right, you caught me," Sarutobi smiles as he pulls a package out of his robes.

"What is it? What is it?" Wu(3) Guang(1) Zhao(4) asks as she grabs it to take a look. She then proceeds to get up and jump around while screaming: "AHHHH! IT'S PEEPS! IT'S PEEPS! IT'S PEEPS! THE SACRED PEEPS OF YUMMYNESS HAVE ARRIVED! AND THEY'RE BLACK, NO, THEY'RE DARK PURPLE, YES, THAT'S IT, THEY'RE DARK PURPLE, AND THEY LOOK SO COOL! PEEPS! PEEPS! PEEPS! PEEPS! PEEPS! PEEPS! PEEPS! PEEPS! PEEPS! THE SACRED PEEPS! ALL MUST BOW DOWN BEFORE THE MOST SACRED OF ALL SACRED THINGS IN THE WORLD, PEEPS! BOW DOWN BEFORE THEIR YUMMYNESS! BOW DOWN BEFORE THEIR SUGARYNESS! BOW DOWN BEFORE THEIR CUTENESS! BOW DOWN! BOW DOWN! YOU MUST! YOU MUST! YOU MUST! BOW! BOW! BOW! BOW!"

"I think she's gone over the edge, Hokage-sama," Anko comments.

"BOW DOWN BEFORE THE PEEPS, ANKO-SAN!" Li(3) Yue(4) Ting(2) joins in, getting up to join her friend in the celebration of receiving their yummy peeps.

"You're kidding, right?" Anko begs as her pets call upon some of their friends to join them in a party on her head.

"Wow, I didn't know your pets had friends, Anko-san, what are their names? What are their names?" Wu(3) Guang(1) Zhao(4) comments.

"Pets?" Anko's eye starts to twitch.

"Yeah, Kaa-san, those things on your head. You know, Bob and Billy's friends," Li(3) Yue(4) Ting(2) points out. "I see you've been feeding Bob and Billy really well, they've gotten so big, they're so cute, aren't they, Guang(1) Zhao(4)?"

"Yes, very cute indeed," Wu(3) Guang(1) Zhao(4) nods happily. "But not as cute as the Peeps of Yummyness."

"Ah yeah, the peeps are much cuter," Li(3) Yue(4) Ting(1) agrees instantly.

"All right, we'll see you tomorrow, bright and early, girls. I'll stop by to wake you up just to make sure that you're there on time," Anko sighs.

"We're not children, Anko-san," Wu(3) Guang(1) Zhao(4) pouts. "We can wake ourselves up, right, Yue(4) Ting(2)?"

Li(3) Yue(4) Ting(2) nods her head in agreement.

"I'm still coming," Anko insists.

"All right, see you then, Kaa-san!" the girls state together as she heads out the door.

"Stop calling me, Kaa-san," Anko complains. "I am not your mother."

"Yes you are, Kaa-san," the girls state before pushing her out the door. "See you in the morning."

Sarutobi smiles at the two as they open their peeps and start devouring them.

"Yue(4) Ting(2), you bit its head off," Wu(3) Guang(1) Zhao(4) complains.

"Yeah, well, I ain't taking a bit out of its butt until I'm sure that it's dead, unlike you," Li(3) Yue(4) Ting(2) comments, her mouth still full.

"Oh, that's right, yucky butt," Wu(3) Guang(1) Zhao(4) comments, spitting it out. "I know, I'll take a bit out of the middle first, hehe."

Sarutobi shakes his head. How can such a simple piece of candy bring them such entertainment? Oh to be young again.

"So, was there anything special you needed, Hokage-sama?" the girls ask, their mouths full with the last bit of their last peep.

"Just wanted to check up on you two," Sarutobi smiles. "Any word from your parents?"

"Yes, actually...no, um...wait, that wasn't from them...um...maybe...no, not that either. Wait a minute, I think I have it in my bag," Wu(3) Guang(1) Zhao(4) comments as she starts digging through the papers in her backpack that was sitting in the corner. "Let's see, here it is...no, that's not it...There it is...no, that's not it either...what about this?...no, that's a medical bill, I suppose I should send that out...I'll do it later...um...here it is...no it's not, that's from Iruka-Sensei, um...oh yes here it is, see, see, see!"

With that, she waves an envelope in front of Sarutobi's face.

"Really, let me see," he states, managing to get it from her hand.

He looks it over and a sweat drop grows on the side of his head.

"Hey, Hokage-sama, why'd you steal one of Anko's pets? Or is your pet just one of Billy and Bob's friends?" Li(3) Yue(4) Ting(2) comments, pointing it out.

"Guang(1) Zhao(4)-chan, this is not a letter from your parents, this is from Anko," Sarutobi points out.

"I know, it's from Kaa-san," Wu(3) Guang(1) Zhao(4) nods.

"Anko is not your Mother," Sarutobi points out.

"Yes she is, she takes care of us, she scolds us, she grounds us, she makes us laugh. Isn't that what a mother is?" Wu(3) Guang(1) Zhao(4) asks innocently as she counts them off on her fingers.

Sarutobi shakes his head. "What about you, Yue(4) Ting(2)-chan?"

"Nope, unless you count from Anko-san," Li(3) Yue(4) Ting(2) shrugs. "They're probably just really busy over in the icy world."

"You're not upset?" Sarutobi asks.

"Nope, we've got each other, what else is there?" Wu(3) Guang(1) Zhao(4) smiles. "And we've got Anko-san and Hogake-sama, and Tsunade-sama, even though she doesn't visit, and Iruka-Sensei, and Kakashi-Sensei, and Ero-Sannin Jiraiya-sanma, even though he doesn't visit either, and, and, the Bakas who hit themselves with the wrong end of the hammer or the ground."

Sarutobi laughs slightly.

"See, we've got a huge family. Our Moms and Dads knew that so they didn't have to worry about leaving us here all alone, because we aren't alone, we have lots of people," Li(3) Yue(4) Ting(2) points out.

"All right, well, it's about nine o'clock now, I'll walk the two of you home," Sarutobi smiles.

"Yay! Do you have any more Peeps?" Wu(3) Guang(1) Zhao(4) asks, happily.

"Yeah, do you have any more Peeps?" Li(3) Yue(4) Ting(2) echoes.

"Nope, I'm sorry, you ate them all," Sarutobi shakes his head.

"Rats tales," Li(3) Yue(4) Ting(2) snaps her fingers.

"Let's go, let's go! We're gonna miss my favorite show!" Wu(3) Guang(1) Zhao(4) complains. "I want to see MY YAMATO!"

"You're obsessed!" Li(3) Yue(4) Ting(2) comments.

"No better than you and Kikumaru!" Wu(3) Guang(1) Zhao(4) whines. "And that comes on right afterwords tonight, remember, they moved the time up!"

"You're right, let's move everyone!" Li(3) Yue(4) Ting(2) screams as she charges down the hall.

Wu(3) Guang(1) Zhao(4) follows right after her and all that Sarutobi can see within two seconds is a cloud of dust where they once were moments ago.

"Hey, wait for me!" he calls after them as he starts heading after them.

Wu(3) Guang(1) Zhao(4) slides to a stop, running into Li(3) Yue(4) Ting(2) who had slide to a stop a second before, causing both to fall and slide into the wall.

"Well now, isn't that a pretty site," Kakashi comments, standing over them.

"What?" the two girls ask, looking up at him.

"Such a nice view." Kakashi sounds to be smiling.

The girls look at themselves to see that in their fall their shirts had managed to get awry, revealing what they were supposed to be covering.

"Kakashi-Sensei, you pervert!" the two girls scream and they jump up and slap him together, one on each cheek.

Sarutobi manages to turn the corner just in time to watch one of his Jonin fall backwards, passed out from the pain.

"What happened here?" he asks.

"Kakashi-Sensei's learning too much from those books of his!" the girls complain as they run over to Sarutobi and hide behind his robe as Kakashi snaps out of it and rises to his feet, rubbing his sore cheeks.

"Now that was a little uncalled for," Kakashi mumbles.

"No it wasn't, you're a big pervert, Kakshi-Sensei, you're almost as bad as Ero-Sannin Jiraiya-sama," the girls complain.

Sarutobi can only laugh at the situation.