20 Things Edward Cullen is not allowed to do.

Some may be obvious, some may be moronic, some may be just low, but all of them are against the rules for Eddy!

Oh, and I do not own Twilight or Edward. However I own all the stupid stuff he isn't allowed to do.

Give off feelings of lust toward Jasper.

Tell Bella he knows what she's thinking.

Tell everyone what Alice is getting them for Christmas/their birthday/any other holiday.

Hit on Rosalie.

Tell Nessie to bite Jake.

Repeatedly.

Give Emmett tampons.

Tell Jake that he's a pedophile.

Tell Bella he's leaving her.

Again.

Tell Alice that he tore up her credit cards.

Call Esme and Carlisle while they're on vacation and tell them the house burned down.

Burn the house down.

Call Jessica and tell her he loves her.

Blame someone else when she has a heart attack.

Go within 100 feet of Mike Newton's house.

Laugh at Mike for not getting Bella.

Go outside in sunlight.

Dazzle Bella so badly that she doesn't remember her own name.

Destroy or otherwise harm his and Bella's cottage.

Leave me some love ok??? Pleeeeeaaaaassssseeeee!

Olga