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Ask Miroku

By: Suyuiri

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"And now we are back on Ask Miroku with our special guests Kagome and Inuyasha!"

During the commercial break, Kagome and Inuyasha had calmed down. Kagome sat on the overstuffed chair with her back turned towards Inuyasha while Inuyasha sat cross-legged on the floor because his claws had punctured holes into his chair.

"Well now that you two have calmed down, I have a little exercise for you two to do." Miroku stood up with a bunch of signs held behind his back. Inuyasha looked baffled but nodded his head in agreement. Miroku gave a tiny sigh of relief because Inuyasha had agreed. "Ok. In this exercise, I will hold up a sign and you have to tell me what you see." Miroku held up a sign to Inuyasha. "Now Inuyasha, what do you see in this picture?"

Inuyasha stared at the picture for a moment. "Well all I can say is that the artist is terrible. Even I can paint something better than this inkblob!"

"Oh Inuyasha! It's not supposed to really look like anything! It's your interpretation of what the picture looks like!" Kagome explained.

"Oh! Well then, I think that the picture is..." Inuyasha scratched his head for a second "I think the picture is of Kouga kidnapping Kagome!" Miroku sighed "Well that is an interesting way of looking at it." Miroku held up a different picture. "Kagome, what does this picture look like to you?" Kagome tilted her head to one side thinking then replied "I think it looks like Inuyasha arguing with Kouga while I try to make them stop."

"Uh well that is also an interesting way of looking at the picture." Well it seems my two friends have more of a problem then I thought. I definitely think that it will take more then one episode to solve their problems. Oh well, it is more stress for me but maybe the show ratings will go up! Miroku grinned at this then out loud said "We're running out of time so it seems that my two friends will have to come back for another episode!" The neon sign blinked on again and the audience clapped and cheered.

Now backstage, Inuyasha glared at Miroku and hissed to Kagome "We have to come back for another episode!"

"Oh Inuyasha we're doing this for us! Don't you care about me?"

Inuyasha stammered "W-w-well of course I care about you!" There was a moment of uncomfortable silence. "Um Kagome?"

"Yes Inuyasha?"

"Now can we go get some Ramen noodles?"

Kagome laughed and replied "Well ok. But you have to promise to come back for the next episode ok?"

Miroku grinned to himself and thought "Well maybe they won't fight anymore. Inuyasha seems to have calmed down…."

"What! Are you bribing me?"

"Hey! Why are you getting so angry all of a sudden! I though you wanted some Ramen noodles!"

"Well I guess I was wrong. Inuyasha hasn't calmed down at all." Miroku shook his head then walked off to his dressing room.

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Well this is chapter 2 hope you like it! I'll add the next chapter soon!