Due to popular demand, I have decided to make my story 'Awkward' a two shot.
If I get good reviews for this chapter, I might continue it even further.
So, if you like it so far, let me know!
I don't know about this chapter. It's kind of...confusing.
Documenting someone's deep, darkest thoughts is harder than it looks!
Thanks guys!
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Chapter 2:
An Awkward Night
Kurt
Calm down, Kurt.
Calm down.
It's no big deal.
No.
You have absolutely nothing to worry about.
Nothing.
Just breathe.
Okay.
Good.
It isn't like it's a date or anything.
No.
Just a friend helping another friend.
Friend.
We're just friends.
Yes.
Friends.
Good.
Okay.
Sam Evans invited me over to his house.
No big deal, right?
No big deal at all.
It doesn't matter.
...right?
OMG.
Who am I kidding?
I am going to be home.
Alone.
With Sam Evans.
Help me.
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Sam
Call him.
Call him now.
Why are you so nervous?
You've called heaps of girls before.
Yeah.
Girls.
...but this isn't a girl.
It's a dude.
...and not just any dude.
Kurt Hummel.
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Monday – 4:30,
Hudson-Hummel Household
Kurt
Ring, phone.
Ring.
Now.
He wouldn't ditch me, would he?
No.
No way.
Sam's a nice guy.
Right?
Oh.
The phone's ringing.
Good.
Answer, Kurt.
Answer.
Now.
Stop being a dweeb, Kurt.
Answer.
The.
Phone.
Good.
You've answered.
'Hello? Kurt?'
He's talking!
Kurt, stop being an idiot.
Answer him.
Quickly.
'Yep, it's me!'
'Oh. Cool!'
Yes.
Cool.
'So, you still coming over tonight?'
Wait.
Kurt.
Whatever you do, don't sound too desperate.
'Yeah. Of course!'
It's no use.
I'm doomed.
'So, see you tonight?'
He has the voice of an angel...
Kurt, stop it!
'Yeah. I mean...sure.'
Dork.
Stop being a dork, Kurt.
'I'll text you my address?'
'Kay.'
You giggled, Kurt.
Again.
Stop giggling.
Now.
'So...bye.'
'Yeah. See you tonight, Sam!'
He's hanged up.
Thank. GOD.
Breath, Kurt.
Breath.
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Sam
He thinks I'm stupid.
I'm being such a dork.
You got every girl in school to fall in love with you without doing a thing.
...but this is different.
This is Kurt.
Kurt is special...he deserves more.
...and I'm going to give him that.
It's time to raise your game, Sam.
It's time to get Kurt Hummel.
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Monday - 7:30,
Evans Household
Kurt
His house is pretty.
Really pretty.
I like it.
Come on, Kurt.
You're a Hummel.
You can do this.
Just a few steps.
Don't be a baby.
Open the car door and walk.
It's not that complicated.
Open the door.
Good.
Now, walk.
One step.
Two steps.
Three steps.
Four steps.
Five steps.
Knock.
Now, wait.
I bet his house is big.
It looks big.
Wait.
I hear footsteps.
He's coming.
Walk slower, Sam.
I need time to prepare myself.
Fix your hair, Kurt.
Great.
You look great.
The door opens.
'Hey, Kurt.'
'Hey.'
He looks good.
I'm surprised.
For a boy, he's not that bad of a dresser.
'So, you want to come in?'
'Yeah.'
I walk in.
I was right.
His house is big...and we have it all to ourselves.
Kurt.
Stop it.
'So, you want a drink?'
'Yeah.'
'Water?'
'Okay.'
He's so sweet... and thoughtful.
Sit down, Kurt.
Look comfortable.
He's coming back.
Take the water, Kurt.
Take it.
Good.
He's sitting down next to you.
Remember, Kurt.
Be. Cool.
'So...um...you want to go up to my room?'
OMG.
That mean's...
Kurt.
He's straight.
Remember?'
'Kay.'
Kurt!
Why do you always have to sound so...gay?'
Stop giggling.
Good.
He's getting up.
Follow him.
His house is really nice.
He's going up the stairs now.
His room must be up there.
Go on.
Keep following him.
He's turning.
Into that room.
We're here.
Go inside.
Wow.
I'm not surprised.
His room is a typical teen guy's room.
It's almost identical to Finn's.
Football posters plastered all over the walls.
Extremely messy.
Kurt...
Calm.
He's sitting down on his bed.
Sit next to him.
'So, who's the girl?'
Kurt!
Why did I ask that?
I'm so stupid...
'Uhh...Ku-'
Was he about to say-
No.
Impossible.
'K-Kursha.'
'What?'
'Her name's Kursha.'
'Kursha?'
'Yeah.'
'Nice name.'
'I know.'
He shifts uncomfortably.
'So...um...how do I... get her?'
'Well, it depends...'
No.
Don't move closer to him.
You'll make him uncomfortable.
'...maybe you should romance her.'
'Huh?'
'You know...give her flowers...and stuff.'
'Right.'
He nods and smiles.
'What would you do?'
'What?'
'What would you do to get a girl?'
'I'm gay.'
'I know but...how would you...tell a guy...you like him.'
This is weird.
Is this about a girl...or a boy?
'Well, that's completely different.'
'Why?'
'...because you wouldn't get a boy the same way you get a girl.'
Why is he asking me so many questions about...guys?
'Is this Kursha a-'
'No! He's not a guy...uh.'
Huh?
'She's not a guy.'
He's acting really weird.
'Sam, I was going to ask if she liked cakes.'
'Oh. Right. Uh...sorry.'
Really, really weird.
'Does she go to our school?'
'Yes. Wait, no. Yes. Actually, No.'
'No?'
'Yes. No.'
'So...I wouldn't know her?'
'No.'
'Okay.'
Have I offended him?
'Look Sam. I-'
'No. Wait.'
He's moving closer to you.
Stay. Calm.
'I'd just like to thank you. For doing this and stuff.'
'No problem.'
'No. Really. You're a really good friend.'
What?
I've only known him for about four hours...
'I know I haven't known you long...but...I feel like I've known you for ages.'
'Really?'
'Yeah.'
Wow. I never expected this...
Wait. Stop!
What's happening?
Calm.
Calm.
Calm.
Calm.
He's going to kiss me.
That's ridiculous!
He's leaning towards me.
No, he's not.
He's closed his eyes.
He's just resting...
Pucker up!
Don't. I'll embarrass myself.
Do it!
No!
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
'SHUT UP!'
...Oops.
He's pulled back.
'Who were you talking to?'
'Nothing. I mean... no one.'
'Okay...'
'I'm sorry, Sam. I've got to go.'
I stand up.
'...but you just got here.'
'Now, I'm just leaving. See you, Sam.'
Run, Kurt.
Run.
Fast.
Quickly, get out and drive away.
...before he tries to catch up with you.
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Sam
That was awkward.
Really awkward.
I don't want to kiss Kurt.
I'm straight.
Straight.
Straight.
Straight.
Gay.
It's time to admit it.
I, Sam Evans, am in love with Kurt Hummel.
...but that doesn't mean I'm gay.
Right?
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Yeah...I don't know.
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