A.N.- Here's chapter two. I hope you enjoy, even if it's kind of random. lol :D

Chapter 2: Ringtones

(Private's POV)

Still Day 1

I waited about three hours before I went back over to Trixy's. She looked a lot calmer when I got there. I gave a silent sigh of relief. "Hey Trixy." I call.

"Oh hey, Priv! What'cha got there?" she says seeing that I had something in my flipper.

"Oh, nothing it's just my phone."

"And why do you have it with you?"

"Would you believe I'm on call?"

"Um, nope."

"Okay, I thought maybe we could look through ringtones."

"That sounds fun. Let me see." I give her my phone and she gives me hers. "Okay, I'll find one for my number on yours and you find one for your number on mine." She says with a smile. We then flip through ringtones until Trixy decides to make a game out of it. "I have an idea, why don't we try to find the most outrageous ringtone for each other and play a joke on Skippah?"

"I don't know…."

"Oh stop being such a scaredy penguin, Private. Let's do it. Don't worry, if we do get in trouble, I'll take full responsibility."

"Okay, I guess we could…"

"Yay! Okay here's one for you: I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world…"

"Um, no. I'd die of humiliation."

"That's the point."

"Oh, in that case, here's one for you: Livin' La Vita Loca…"

"Very funny. Okay let's see…Oh, how about this one: I'm Sexy and I know it…"

"Skippah would kill me, okay how about: Mah Na Mah Na…"

"What's that from? The Muppets? Nope, not for me. But here's one for you: Make them good girls go bad…"

"That one's completely untrue, but it's not that bad. We could use that one to prank Skippah. Okay, so can we now come up with serious ones?"

"Alright, here's a serious one: (Intro for: Glad You Came)."

"I like that one, okay here's you a serious one: Talking to the Moon, trying to get to you…"

"That one's fine. Let's go prank Skippah now. Mwahaha!" I look at Trixy strangely. "The laugh just makes it funnier, come on, don't look at me like that."


(Nobody's POV)

Private and Trixy hop into the penguin HQ. "Hey, Skippah." Trixy says.

"Um, hello? Okay what are you two trying to do; I can see it in your faces that you're trying to pull something." Skipper says with his flippers crossed.

"What? Why would you think that?" Trixy pulls an innocent face. Skipper stares them down. "Okay, fine, we were going to play a prank, but it was all my idea. So, if we can't play it on you…could we by chance play it on Kowalski? We'll let you in on it." Skipper thinks for a second then nods. Trixy fills Skipper in on the details. Private walks into Kowalski's lab.

"Ello, K'walski. What are you doing?" Private says trying to sound normal. Kowalski continues to work on his equations.

"Hmm, what? Oh, just trying to figure out what went wrong with Jiggles." Private makes a small motion to Trixy, who nods.

"I thought Skippah told you to get rid of that monstah."

"Oh he did, I just didn't."

"*Gasp* You lied to Skippah!"

"N-no, I didn't lie, I just didn't tell the whole truth." Just then Private's phone starts to ring. Make them good girls go baaaaad. Kowalski makes a really weird face that was a cross between surprise and shock. Trixy and Skipper walk out from behind the corner laughing. "That's not your actual ringtone is it?"

"No, of course not."

"You should have seen your face, Kowalski!" laughs Trixy. Trixy hands Kowalski a picture and, after looking at it, he can't help but laugh too. Rico walks in after hearing all the laughter looking confused.

"What I miss?" he says confused.

"Nothing, Rico. Trixy and Private just plaid a prank on Kowalski, that's all." Skipper shows Rico the picture and the psychotic penguin laughs too.