New chappie! Didn't thik I'd actually get any reviews for this one...

Disclaimer: (prays) Dear god or god-like figure...please let me own Naruto...if I don't have the rights to Naruto soon, then Satan has a new errand girl!


"SASUKE! NARUTO! DON'T...!"

The two teens were flying at each other, Chidori crakling and Rasengan whirling like a demented will o' the wisp. Sakura ran foward, Kakashi not far behind. One of the clotheslines lay innocently on the ground before her, and she tripped, falling face-first into hard, cold concrete.

The two boys froze, Chidori and Rasengan fading slowly and dying away. Kakashi sat motionless, staring fixedly at the unmoving Sakura.

It started out sounding somewhat like a soft intake of breath. then, Sasuke and Naruto's shoulders began shaking slightly. Kakashi leaned against the wall, trying hard to hold it in. Naruto and Sasuke began shaking harder at the sight, tears of mirth threatening to fall from thier eyes. Eventually, Kakashi couldn't stand it: he bagan laughing uncontrollably. This eventually got Naruto and Sasuke going, and the male portion of Team 7 were leaning against each other and the walls, sides aching with laughter.

"It hurts," Sasuke gasped, "It hurts so bad..."

"Can't...breathe...properly..." whispered Kakashi.

"Sorry, but we just can't go on..." Naruto said, sobering for a second before breaking into fresh peals of laughter.

Sakura got up, and shot them a glare that would've set Gaara to shaking in his sandles.

"Shut up! It's not funny!"

The boys, however, refused to quit laughing. She was becoming rather angry now...

"You know what? SCREW YOU!"

That being said, she turned on her heel and walked off. The boys still laughed, completely oblivious.


Eventually, the boys finished laughing, and looked around.

"Hey," said Sasuke, "Where'd Sakura run off to? That was funny!"

"Yeah, where is that girl," said Kakashi, voicing his thoughts. An ANBU messenger suddenly appeared.

"Excuse me, are you the sensei of Haruno Sakura?"

Kakashi sweatdropped. "Yes. What do you want?"

The ANBU shrugged. "I was instructed to give you this." And after handing off the scroll, the ANBU disappeared in a poof of smoke.

"I've always wanted to learn how to do that," said Sasuke, impressed. Naruto nodded in agreement. Kakashi opened the scroll, and dropped it in shock.

"What's up, Kakashi-sensei," asked Naruto. Sasuke picked up the scroll, and read it aloud.

Dear assholes,

Have gone to Suna to stay with Sand Sibs. Will be back when you all grow up. Gaara says hi. He says you can come to the wedding.

See ya never:

Sakura.

All three stared at each other.

"We're screwed, aren't we," said Sasuke.

"You bet your sweet bippy we are," said Kakashi. They were silent again.

"So, who wants ramen? My treat!"

The boys shrugged, and went off to Ichiraku's.


Sasuke never did go find Orochimaru, instead deciding to go be a traveling ninja. He was known as Uchiha the Oddball, mostly because of his childish antics and overly elaborate pranks. Naruto became the first Hokage to ever allow any Chuunin with a headband to drink, regardless of age. Kakashi retired early, living off a rather comfy pension.

Sakura, on the other hand, became the most famous medic in Wind country. She married, and now has three lovely children, all of whom can control sand and have oddly inhuman strength (wink wink, nudge nudge). She still considers her teammates complete losers. She's also completely right.


Second chapter. Yeah, I couldn't help it: I had to sneak GaaSaku in there somehow. lolz, I'm a GaaSaku fanwhore...(and proud of it!)

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