A/N: ok sorry that the last chappie was a demented shape! I rewrote this

whole chapter so it will be different.

ROSALIE POV

I had a plan, but realization hit me. Alice was going to see my plan. So as fast as possible, I whipped out my phone and dialed the number and put it

to my ear.

"Hello?" asked a sleepy voice. I grinned. My plan was uber perfect, and

since I involved the pup, Alice could not see it.

"Hey, Jacob," I said sweetly, and continued before he could

interrupt. "I have a huge favor to ask of you, and it will ruin Edward." I

could almost sense his 'dog ears' perk up in interest.

"Keep talking," he said, and I smiled, and did as he said.

"Just stay on the phone with me, and that's all I need, really. The

plan is I am going to plant evidence in his room that supports an untrue

secret of his." I was starting to almost kind of like this pup. Okay, not

really.

"What secret?" he asked suspicious it would hurt Bella Swan. I put

on my most honest voice, and lied, praying I could fool him.

"Oh, something that may just end up with Bella coming to love you.

As she already does, of course, but doesn't realize. I mean, c'mon, it's

painstakingly obvious how she feels." I was sucking up, so I paused and

uttered some thinking sounds like, 'hmm' and 'what if…no that wouldn't

happen' and 'that WOULD happen'. Ha ha, he was going to buy it.

"I have thought about it, and yes, she will come to you, and she will tell you

how she feels.'' Jacob muttered an 'I guess so' and I smiled.

I reached into my purse where a stray bra subsided, ready for

emergency. I need somewhere where Bella would see it and Edward

wouldn't. I spotted the perfect place; the bathroom right outside his room,

which only Bella went into. I relayed the new information to Jacob, and he

put in an awesome suggestion, I probably wouldn't have thought of.

"Scatter other items in there, like his shirt with lipstick on it, or

something. Or toys or something." I smirked and spoke again, still in my

sucking up voice. The second I lost contact with him, BAM Alice would see

it, and warn Bella Swan and Edward.

"Wow, I still don't understand why Edward called you dumb. I am

happy I called you." I laid my shirt, bra, skirt, and Edward's shirt, pants,

and underwear all in a path to the Jacuzzi. I reapplied my lipstick, and

picked up the shirt and kissed it multiple times, being careful not to over

do it.

"So Jacob, feel free to talk as I follow your fabulous plan." I said,

and reapplied my lipstick and kissed his underwear around a certain area.

"Um well, I'll say more ideas. Does Edward wear belts? If he does

make sure there is on there. If he wears undershirts, put them there. What

about shoes and socks? Don't forget them-" he kept talking as I followed

his ideas, plus mine. When I was done I stepped back and looked.

"Wow." I said to the pup. "We make a great team. No, don't hang-up,

I need to get far away before I can do that. " The scene looked good. It

looked like how Emmett and my clothes used to look, when everyone went

hunting and we were home alone…

Clothes were in a path, not straight, but it made it clear we were

headed to the Jacuzzi. The occasional sock or shoe was flown out of

proportion. His Jacuzzi was the kind where if you sat somewhere, it left

your print. I had made mine a couple times. It looked believable.

"Ok, Jacob, I just have to drive far, far, away, and get on a plane

then we can hang up. Ok?"

"Ok," he answered, sounding like he had food in his mouth. Yuck,

how could anyone eat that? It was like eating your own body waste.

I took my stuff and walked to the car I had gotten recently. A Bugatti

Veyron , a present from Emmett. I loaded my stuff and drove, not really speaking to the

mutt.

I arrived at the airport and boarded the plane without any problems. As the

attendant told me to turn off my phone, I thanked the mutt and hung up. I tried to enjoy the

flight, but with the old rich men hanging over me, it was hard, even though I was 1st place.

I arrived at the Volturi in the late afternoon. I was happily greeted, even thought

they were surprised. To my shock, they let me join them. I was powerless, after all. Aro

briefly mentioned something about how sometimes. People needed certain

circumstances to bring their power out.

I had a meeting with the Volturi. They told me that they had decided to give me the

verdict on what they were going to do with Bella and her humanity.

Aro knocked on my door, and pushed it open.

"We have decided." He said.

A/N: there! That was completely different from the original but still!!