(Pt 1/2)

Warrriors into the catmint

by Wood'n'Wad

Category: Warriors Genre: Humor, Parody Language: English Status: Completed Published: 2013-08-06 Updated: 2013-09-16 Packaged: 2013-11-02 19:57:18 Rating: M Chapters: 11 Words: 10,423 Publisher: .net Story URL: s/9571173/1/
Author URL: u/4950833/Wood-n-Wad Summary: Its the REMAKE OF WARRIORS INTO THE DRUGSSS ITSS INTO THE CATMINTTTT Join dustpaw,firepaw,sandpaw, and graypaws ghost as they set up on a adventure that will CHANGE THE CLANNSSS DUNN DUNN DUNNNNN

1. Chapter 1

**YO YO! WAZUPPPP IZ TU REMAKEEEIWA MAH BOYSSS ANNN GIRLLSSS SO YOU BETTEH YO YO STAY**

**-**Proluge-

Redtail: RETREAT THUNDEH BROS RETREAT!

Oakheart: HEHEHE YEAA GOO *rolls in catnip* THE STUFF IS MINE BITCHEEE AHAHAH

Riverclan: AWWW YEEEEEE

Tigerclaw: NO REDTAIL WE NEED DU STUFF MAN!

Redtail: Thunderclan will honnor your braveness but we needa go check on the muffins!

Tigerclaw: FUCK THE MUFFINS WE NEEEDD THE STUFFFF

Redtail: I SAID RETREAT YOU UGLY MOTHER FUCKER

Tigerclaw: *Growls* OK OK!

Tigerclaw: Hey redtail i got a nice plump mouse cake!

Redtail: 0H YE$1111 I LUV CUPC KEZ!

Tigerclaw: Oh yes you do hehhe

Redtail: G!MME!111

Tigerclaw: *throws mouse cake cup away*

Redtail: NOOOOOOOOO YOU SON OF A-

SLICEE

Redtail: X_X

Tigerclaw: *Licks blood off of claw* Hehehhe now its time to rape this dead mother fucker

Narrator: Little did he know ravenpaw was watching

Ravenpaw: *masturbates* THIS IS SWEET AND BAD AT THE SAME TIME!

Bluestar: ALL RIGHT YOU LAZY BITCH TELL ME A SIGN FROM STARCLAN OR ILL RAPE REDTAIL WHEN HE GETS BACK!

Spottedleaf: (-_-*) OK OK

-Spottedleafs dreams-

Random cat: Only gasoline can save the cla-

Other random cat: *punches randomcat* NO GOD DAMNIT ITS FIRE WILL SAVE THE CLANS!

-Real life-

Author: *Type type* *glugs down monster* WAIT YOU NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE!

-Back to the story-

Bluestar: WELL YOU SEXY ASS BITCH!?

Spottedleaf: Only gasoline can save the clans!

Bluestar: AWWW YEAAA *Pours gasoline every where and throws a match on the forest floor*

-In real life-

Author: SHIT SHIT MOTHERRR FUCK! SHIT FUCK SHIT IN THE FUCK! *Backspaces Only gasoline can save the clan* There we go

-Back to the story... AGAIN!-

Spottedleaf: Only fire can save the clan

Bluestar: AWWWW RIGHTT *Throws match on the floor*

Spottedleaf: AHHH YOU CRAZY BITCH!

Bluestar: BURNN BABY BURNN

-In real li- YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS JOB!-

Author: *GLUG GLUG* AWW FUCK YEAAA I NEEDA PEEE REAL GOOD!

Computer: DAFUQ YEARRR

Drug dealer: Want sum catmint mon?

Author: HECKER DOODLE YEA *Snatches catmint away from drug dealer*

Drug dealer: All right mon keep it nice n slow!

Wad (My cat): Mew

Author: NO THIS IS MINE!

Wad: *hisses*

Author: oh all right!

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Author: GET OFF MA KEBOARD KITTY!

Author:... wheres the scence guy

Author: Oh yea he killed him self hey kitty you wanna do it?

-**IIK THGED SSTFORY-**

Bluestar: Why in the fuck is this proluge still on!?

Author: Oh thanks for reminding me!

**HEHEHEHH HOW DID YOU GUYS LIKE IT! i have cathair on my keaboard now DAG NABIT! And remember wads its only a' bout the views and reviews!**

2. Chapter 2

WoodWad **is AWESOME HEHEHE**

Rusty stalked a mouse cuz he has a big dick an" he needsa small 1 and he punced

Rusty: THAT WAS A HORRIBLE DREAM! THAT THING WAS 28 INCHES LARGE! im glad it didn't rape me!

Veiwer: GET TU FUCK OUT SIDE!

-Outside-

Smudge: WEEEED SUM TIMESSS I NEEDA GET FUCKEDDD YEEEHAAW

Rusty: Dafuq...

Smudge: Oh yo lil' rust i just fucked a twoleg and got baked

Rusty: Ughh what do you want?

Smudge TO FUK U HEHE YOUR SUCH A TREAAT -PULLS OUT LONG DICK-

Rusty: AHHHH

Nahhh jk

Rusty: SMUDGE SHADUP

Smudge: Ok jeesh WANNA GET BAKED!

Rusty: -_-* NO I DONT

Smudge: But - but- I NEEEDA GET BAKED

Smudge: WELL FUCK YOU ILL MESS WITH WAD!

Wad: Mew?

Smudge: Wanna get baked?

Wad: ...

Smudge: WELL FUCK YOU!

Wad: ...

Smudgd: DAMNIT SAY SOMETHING

Wad: ...

Smudge: I FUCKING HATE YOU :'[

Wad: ...

Smudge: YOU FUCKING TRAITOR! -Crys-

Rusty: Smudge thats a real life cat...

Smudge: MROWRRRRRRR :'(

Rusty: SMUDGE SHUT UP!

Smudge: M-RROWRRRR :'(

Rusty: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Twoleg: Awww smudgey dont cry! -pets smudge-

Smudge: :'3 -purrr-

Rusty: -Sighs-

Smudge: You arent staring at the forest are you? cyz fluffy said-

Rusty: FLUFFY IS A FAT FUCK NOT A EXPLORER!

Fluffy: HEY!

Rusty: you know what? FUCK YOU ALL IM LEAVIN -Hops off of bench into the forest-

Graypaw: A INTRUDER!

Out of no where, a gray kitten hopped out of a bush, Stoned

Gray kitten: I CAN GET MORE HIGH THAN U!

Rusty: Oh yeah? hj5y xbn

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-4 minutes later-

Graypaw: im stoned -Faints-

Rusty: FUCK, YEEGDHMM IMA RAAPE YOU U LIL BITH

Out of the bushes came 2 cats

Bluestar: DONT RAPE HIM WITH OUT ME! -Grows dick-

Lionheart: ...

-After minutes of raping graypaw-

Graypaw -groans- Ughhh why dose my ass hurt?

Rusty: Hey bluecat your a good fuck-buddy!

Bluestar: You to! and the names bluestar!

Lionheart: Umm yeahh before all of that happend we were gunna ask you to join our clan..

Rusty: FUCK YESS!

**NOT LONG I KNOW DONT KILL ME! **

3. Chapter 3

**IM SOOOO SORRY I WAS ON A BREAK! Your probably like, A BREAK? A BREAK! Well sorry i was on a vacaiton and they had no wifi so i went to a yogurt place (XD YOGURT PLACE) So i tried to make another chapter but for some reason i couldnt go to doc manager! so dont kill me D: *gets hit by a brick* Or not...**

Bluestar: Yo wuz lill rust

Rusty: JUST KEEPIN IT GOOD NIGGAA

Graypaw: Stop being racest!

Rusty: Im not even being racist i hang out with callax to much

-2 days ago-

_Phone: BEEEP BEEEP_

Callax: RUSTY I SAID TO STOP FUCKING WITH ME!

_Phone: BEEP BEEP?_

Callax: ITS ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF ME!

_Phone: mmk see ya later _

Callax: All right see ya nigga

(**Thats how my brother acts HEHEHE)**

-Present time-

Bluestar: Lionbitch are we there yet?

Lionbitch: I DONT KNOWW THE SENT IS FILLED WITH SMOKE AND CRACK!

Bluestar: Damnit its shadowclan..

Rusty: Wuhh?

Shadowclan cat: WUz u din mafuckaaa HE RHER

Graypaw: ILL HANDEL HIM!

Shadowclan cat: *TAKES OUT PUZUKA* DIEEZZZ SO I LUV U

Graypaw: Shit

Bluestar: RUNNN

-(-m-mmm-

-(-m-mmm-

-(-m-mmm-

-(#)-mmm-

Rusty: GRAYPAW DIEDD

Bluestar: SHITTT A BUT LEFT THE CLAN TODAY!

Lionbitch: Hes a little faggot any way

-mm-; -3 -

WoodWad: LOL

Bluestar: Thats realy gay -_-

Rusty: OWWW MY FACEE

Lionheart: AHHHH MAHHH BABBYZZZZZZ

Lionheart: MAHH BABBYY OOO MY BABBY

Bluestar: I like lionbitch better

Cat: WHOO ISS HEE?

Cat 19: He bores of kittpet

Cat 13: Hes wearing a collar!

Cat 12: He has a sexy ass

Cat 16: Candykit wait untill he comes to the strip club

Bluestar: Ohh yeaa well this sexy ass... *drools* Is -i -in *DROOLS* are clann

Rusty: Wuhhh? Oh *Gets up*

Cat bitchtakes: HESS GUNNA BE IN OUR CLAN? HA HA WE NEED WARRIORS NOT KITTYPETS!

Rusty: IM NOTA KITTYPET!

Cat bitchtakes: HE ADMITS THAT HES A KITTYPET *GROWLS* ILL SHOW YOU WHAT A WARRIOR CAN DO TO YOU!

Bluestar: _I needa masturbate..._

Lionbitch: _shit bluestars probably gunna ask me to have sex with her.. i gotta say that collar could of riped my penis off_

Cat bitchtakes: *GETS OUT SMALL DICK* But first i wanna go for a ride

Rusty: FUCKKK NOOO *CLAWS OFF BITCHTAKES EAR*

Cat butchtakes: YOWLLL

Rusty: AND ILL SHOW YOU THE MOVE CALLED BITTEN OFF THE BABY MAKERRR

Rusty: *Bites half of bitchtakes dick off*

Cat bitchtakes: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rusty: *SPITS OUT DICK* Probably took your whole dick off since its sma- SHIT IM BLEEDING! *FALLS*

Bluestar: Looks like he cut you deep there ANYY WAYYY at least its not your dick :3

Lionbitch: -_-

Bluestar: RUSTY HAS SHOWN HIS SKILLS TO THE CLAN AND LOST HIS COLLAR IS HIS FIGHT OF HONNAR! I SHALL NOW NAME HIM SEXYTOY!

Rusty: Fuck no!

Bluestar: FINE HOW ABOUT ooo i have a a good name

Lionbitch: BLUESTAR NAMES YOU FIREPAW!

Bluestar: Damnit i was gunna name him bluestars sexy toy

FIREPAW FIRPAW FIREPAW!

Bluestar: Dustpaw show firepaw arround

Dustpaw: OK!

Dustpaw: Ahem firepaw follow me into the strip club

Firepaw: Why would there be a strip clu-

Candykit: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN :3

Dustpaw: HELL YEA

Firepaw: O.O

(12 minutes later)

Dustpaw: That was GREAT

Firepaw: ...

Dustpaw: any way come on!

Firepaw: Ok

Dustpaw: *Points at the medicine den* Lets go there first

-Medicine room-

Spottedleaf: *MOAN*

Firepaw: Did you hear that?

Dustpaw: Oh thats spottedleaf she fucks elders

Random elder: OH SPOTTEDLEAF OHHHH

Firepaw: What the fuck is wrong with this place...

-FLASH BACK-

Smudge: Henry tell rusty about that time you met that crack head!

Henry: Well when i was walkin in tuh forest i saw some cat that smelled like crack!

Rusty: Henry stop trying to be dr. suess

Henry: Ok :(

Smudge: Go on henry!

Henry: So it said to me, I LUV U BA BABUUU

Henry: Then the cat tried to fuck me!

Rusty: That sounds like smudge on cocaine

Smudge: NU uh i quited that a long time ago... SHROOMZ ARE THE FUTURE!

Rusty:...Ok

Henry: So then he asked me... I luv u

Rusty: What... Thats not even...

-FLASH BACK ENDS-

Firepaw: Hey dustpaw did you ever meet a brown and white cat with a blue collar?

Dustpaw: Yea he was dreamy..

Firepaw:...

Sandpaw: Hi dustpaw.. And ummm filerpaw?

Firepaw: FILERPAW!?

-Warriors den-

Bluestar: So then firepaw PUMPED into me so that why i call him fillerpaw

Random slut: Wow he sounds sexy!

-Clearing?-

Firepaw: Its firepaw

Sandpaw: Ok

Dustpaw: SANDPAW YOUR INSANE :O

Sandpaw: Actualy dustpaw im SANE!

Dustpaw: CARROTZ

Sandpaw: (-_-*)

Dustpaw: Ignore her she hasent done crack or other drugs in AGES

Firepaw: Ummm ok..

Dustpaw: Now come on ill show you the elders den

-Elders den-

Small-ear: What?

Halftail: I SAID THAT TORSOHEART FUCKED SPOTTEDLEAF TODAY!

Small-ear: What?

Halftail: GOD DAMNIT SMALL-EAR!

Goldfeather: Stop fighting you two are scaring the visitors

Small-ear: Are they ugly ones?

Halftail: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YOU UNDERSTAND HER BUT NOT ME!

One-eye: Ignore them they always fight

Dappletail: Come and sit

Firepaw: Ok

Halftail: Hey firepaw ever aten a mouse?

Firepaw:...uhhhh

Halftail: Its ok if you havent

Small-ear: What?

Halftail: *Glares at small ear* Hear have some of mine im full

Firepaw: THANK YOU HALFTAIL!

Small-ear: Your welcome

-Clearing-

Dustpaw: LETS GO FUCK SOME HOO-

Ravenpaw: *BURSTES OUT OF THE FOREST* MASTURBAITON! *Faints*

Random she cat: Oh dear ravenpaw fainted again..

Tigerclaw: *Burstes out the forest with a cat in his jaws* What the im still in the forest...

Bluestar: REDTAIL!

Bluestar: How did this happen tigerclaw?

Tigerclaw: Riverclan got high and killed redtail..

Bluestar: Every body in riverclan!

Tigerclaw: yep it wasnt pretty

Bluestar: Verry well i shall fuck him and then let the elders burry his body then mourn over him

Lionheart: Whos gunna be the leader

Bluestar: I DONT KNOW D:

Lionheart: Ok then..

Firepaw: Whos redtail?

Dustpaw: The deputy!

Firepaw: Oh...

Bluestar: Tigerclaw will you?

Tigerclaw: I still see you... every where i go...SO LETS DANCE!

Back up singers: OOO OOO OOOO

Tigerclaw: Cuz babeh we only got little timeeee so lets make it the best dance of our livessss

Back up singers: OO OOO OOO

Tigerclaw: So lets do the wiggle claw and jump and jumppp yeaaa babbyyy

Back up singers: Ooo ooo ooo

Tigerclaw: Cuz we only got little timeee so lets make the best dance of our livesss

Back up singer: OOO OOO OOO

Darkstripe: *Plays guitar*

Tigerclaw: Bestt dance of our livessss

Back up singers: OOO OOO YEAAA

Tigerclaw: Uh

Audience: *CLAPSS* wooo WE LUV YOU TIGERCLAW!

**How did you like the lyrcis? i made it HEHEHE so i hoped you liked VERY MUCH and i hope this makes it up to you guys!**

4. Chapter 4

**THANK YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR GUYS HELP PLUSHIES FOR U MAH FRIENDS PLUSHHIES FOR YOU! i fuckin hate u all you guys suck ass! YOU GUYS ARE SOOOO COOLLLL I LUV U ALLLL!fuck u guys i hate you alll!WOOOT JUST I MEAN YOU GUYS ARE FANTASTICCC!fuck you all!WOOT YOU GUYS ROCK!not!COOOKIES FOR UUU! (::) (::) (::)!you guys suck apples!ENJOYYYYYY!dont enjoy this stupid storry! :3 **

Dustpaw: Wake up fireman!

Dustpaw: NO FIRE BRO

Dustpaw: YEEEE

Firepaw: -_-

Firepaw: Lets just go

Sandpaw: Ok

-Clearing-

Whitestorm: Sandpaw ready?

Sandpaw: Yep

Tigerclaw: Ravenkit GET THE FUCK OVER HERE

Ravenpaw: ok master! D:

Lionheart: Duspaw and firepaw ready?

Dustpaw: YES LION BRO

Dustpaw: ALLL RIGHT LION HOMIE

Firepaw: Yes

Bluestar: WAITTTTTT

Firepaw: ?

Bluestar: GO GET SUM CONDOMSSSS

Firepaw: What..

Lionheart: Go to spottedleafs den... *SHUDDERS* If i go in there 1 more time i swear ill claw my eyes out

Firepaw: *Gulp* Ok..

Dustpaw: *GULP* OK LION HOMIE

Dustpaw: *GURGGLE* AWWW RIGHT LION COMIE

Firepaw: -_- DUSTPAW SHADUP

-Medicine den-

Firepaw: Umm spottedleaf?

Spottedleaf: *Puts on seductive face* Yes?

Dustpaw: Boner acheived

Dustpaw: YOUR DISGUSING DUST BRO!

Firepaw: ... Ummm bluestar told us to get some condoms

Spottedleaf: Ok :3

Dustpaw: Why do we need condoms any way?

Firepaw: I dont...know

Spottedleaf: Here you go

Firepaw: Thank yo-

Spottedleaf: *Turns arround with but up in the air*

Dustpaw: Slut

Firepaw: Lets get outa here

-THUNDEH CLANNNNN BORDERRRR-

Lionheart: ok firepaw get 9 mouses and 1 trush,dustpaw... Just go do something

Whitestorm: Sandpaw get 2 sparrows and 7 mouses

Tigerclaw: RAVEN PAW GET ME 8932 FUCKING MOUSES

Ravenpaw: Ok :(

Firepaw: *Wanders away*

Firepaw: 4 more mouses to go :D

Firepaw: *Trips on a rock* OOF!

Yellpwfang: Dafuq...WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME!

Firepaw: Your nice pussy :3

-Nahhh just kiddin-

Firepaw: NOTHING NOTHING!

Yellowfang: *Claws at firepaws leg*

Yellowfang: Then why are you here!?

Firepaw: DONT RAPE ME!

-Dustpaws pov-

Dustpaw: *Gets out condom*

Bunny: FUCK YEAAA OOO FUCK ME REAL GOOD

Dustpaw: *Thrustes in and out of bunnys pussy-

Bunny: OOOOOO

-Sandpaws pov-

Dustpaw: OOOOHHH

Sandpaw: ? eh its probably dustpaw jacking off again

-Firepaws pov-

Firepaw: *Dead rabbit pops up* Here are you hungry?

Yellowfang: FUCK YES! *Gobbles on rabbit*

Firepaw: ...You fat bitch...

Dustpaw: :o FIREPAW!

Firepaw: SHIT ITS DUSTPAW RUNNN

Dustpaw: Oh no you dont!

Dustpaw: You 2 are cumin with me

Dustpaw: HA CUMMIN

-THUNDEH CAMP-

Dustpaw: Theese 2 broke THE LAW

Bluestar: FUCKK EYAUIEDZ

THUNDEH E FHBKSFDL;,: awww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Firepaw: They got high didnt they

Bluestar: AS FO PUNISHMENT U MUST TAKE CARE OF THIS HO

Tigerclaw: WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE TELL ME WE WERE GUNNA GET HIGH!

Awesome kit: Yo lill mutha fukas inhaleee it

Rowanclaw: ALL RIGHT PARTYS OVER BECAUSE MY KIT IS DRUGGED ON CRACK!

-Next day-

Yellowfang: Firepaw WHERE IS MY POPPY SEEDS!

Firepaw: dose are knock out pills arent they the same thing!

Yellowfang: ...Go get some fucking poppy seeds right now

Firepaw: OK!

-Medicine den-

Firepaw: Razogang i need a death berry!

Razogang: Ok go kill my bitch wife with it

Firepaw: Wuhh?

Razogang: Sorry she broke up with me for justin beiber

Firepaw: Oh sorrry man

Razogang: Its ok I GUESS SHE WONT SEE A NOTHER DICK!

Snake: DOOoo dooo dooo dunu dunu

(I dont own family guy XD)

-Thunder clan-

Firepaw: Here you go yellowfang

Yellowfang: Thanks now i can kill raggedstar in 2 more books!

Firepaw: YEAA!

Yellowfang: Get the fuck away from me

Firepaw: ok ):

Bluestar: Ok guys we goin to a gatherin

Spottedleaf: YES ILL GET TO FUCK CROOKEDSTAR!

-GATHERINGGGG-

Riverclan warrior: DUUUDEEE MOUSESS ARE LIKE USSS MANNN

Shadowclan warrior: SO ARE FISHES!

Riverclan warrior: They mess up the fresh water thooooooo

Thunderclan warrior: HEY RAINPELT REMEMBER ME WE FIGHTED!]

Rainpelt: OH YEAAAAAAAAAA HOWS IT GOINNNN?

Thunderclan warrior: Pretty good but uhh between you and me i think bluestar is keeping an eye on this flame colored apprentice

Rainpelt: I alllwayss new she wus a sluttt! woowwww she like needs to get with the communityyyyy

Thunderclan warrior: yea i mean right!

Bluestar: Thunder clan is goin welll every thing good but i need help raping some one in my clan

Crookedstar: ILL HELP!

Lionheart: Yea but where windclan?

Raggedstar: Ummm probably slowly dying

Crookedstar: What!?

Bluestar: Why would they die!

Raggedstar: Fuck windclan any wayyy our clan is NOT WELL

Raggedstar: We need more grounds!

Thunderclan warrior: What do you mean grounds?

Raggedstar: We took over windclan

Cricket: Chrp chrp chrp chrp

Crookedstar: Ummmm welll our clan is going great... so lets go-

Raggedstar: also theres a rouge in the forest dont let her in her clan!

Raggedstar: NOW LETS FUCKING GO!

Tigerclaw: hmmm hmmm DUNU DUNU hmmmm hmm

Blackstripe: *faceplam*

Tigerclaw: *takes of ear phones* What?

Woodwad: *APPEARS OUT OF NO WHERE* *THROWS SCRIPT AT TIGERCLAW*

Tigerclaw: OHHH YELLOWFANG IS THE FUCKUNG ROUGE LETS RAPE THAT DUMB ASS BITCH!

Firepaw: *runs to thunderclan*

Firepaw: YELLOW FANG THERE GUNNA RAPE YOUUUU

Yellowfang: ? Firepaw how many DAMN TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! THERES NO SUCH THING AS A RAPING TROLL CAT!

Firepw: No its not that! tigerclaw thinks your a rouge!

Yellowfang: I am a rouge...

Bluestar: OK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON BITCHES

Awesome kit: Mewwww :3

Tigerclaw: AWWWWWWWWWWWW

Darkstripe: *grabs yellowfang* WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH HER? *Gets out dick*

Yellowfang: SHIT FIREPAW YOU ARE RIGHT!

Firepaw: SEE I TOLD YOU! But its more ugly then i thought it would be

Darkstripe: (-_-*)

Bluestar: DARKSTRIPE PUT HER DOWN! we will not harm herr...

Darkstripe: BUT!

Bluestar: BUT WHERE! WHERES A BUT!

Tigerclaw: STUPID BITCH WE ALL HAVE BUTS!

Bluestar: :3 *jumps on tigerclaw* AND I BET YOU HAVE A BIGGER BUT

Tigerclaw: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Firepaw: *closes eyes*

Blustar: *Grows dick* And i want it

Tigerclaw: NOOO WAHHH *CRYS*

Darkstripe: ILL GET THIS FUCKING BITCH! *JUMPS ON BLUESTAR*

Bluestar: *CLAWS DARKSTIPE AND SUCKS HIS DICK*

Darkstripe: *MOANS*

Firepaw: This is disturbing

Tigerclaw: WAHHH I WANNA BE TIGERCLAWWWW

Darkestripe: FUCK NO THIS IS TO GOOD! *MOANS*

Dustpaw: FUTARIIIII *GROWS BOOBS*

Sandpaw: ...

Firepaw: *faints*

Yellowfang: Ughh im think im gunna be sick

-River clannnn-

Weirdkit: I dont know why but for some reason i think some one is calling on my presence!

**XD SORRY FOR A REALY REALY SICK ENDING! Some one pmed me and dared me to write a little futari in this series and i was like, What? NO! but i can dissapoint my fannss! *YES I CAN MWHAHAHAHA* no but realy im sorry**

5. CHAPTER 4 BITCHEZ

**That last chapter...was scary i can admit that...BUT HOPEFULLY THIS WILL MAKE YOU BETTERRR**

**Firewauzp: HELLZ YEAH**

**Sandstar: :3 awww right**

**Woodwad: O.O ummmm WHO DOSE WARRIORS BELONG TO?**

**Firewauzp: SANDSTARR**

**Sandstar: AWWW RIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS**

**Woodwad: What the ffff- No erin hunter dose!**

**Sandstar: No your wrong little bitch**

**Firewauzp: HELL YEA YOUR UGLY U STUPID WOOD BITCH**

**Graydude: Yea! YOU A LITTLE FUCK SANDSTAR IS THE BEST BITCH AND AUTHOR EVER!**

**Bluestar: YEA SO YOU GO WITH YOUR LITTLE BITCH ASS!**

**Woodwad: -_-***

**Sandstar: SO YOU BETTER tell THE FUCKING VEIWERS I FUCKING ROCK!**

**Woodwad: ERIN FUCKING HUNTER CREATED YOU SO SHUT THE FUCK UP**

**Sandstar: LITTLE BITCH! ALL OF THE CLAN ATTACK THIS BITCH!**

**Woodwad: OHHHH SHHITTTTTTTTTT**

**Moleparty: ewin huntey owns warreorcats :3**

Firepaw: Dustpaw have you seen graypaw?

Dustpaw: Dont know and dont care

-Starclan-

Graypaw: WOW ITS JUST LIKE MAN i never thought i would be sitting here drinking some beers with the legendary cats!

Rock: rrr rrrr

Thunderstar: So how did you die?

Graypaw: Ummm died by a puzaka

Lionstar: Died by hundreds of big rats

Rock: Im kinda still alive

Thunderstar: Died by tree.. i swear some times i shock that tree

Graypaw: Wow you guys make me seem like my death was for a bitch!

Wad: It was

Graypaw: What the hell! whats a real life cat doing here!

Wad: Im the authors pet i can go where ever i want

Rock: WADDD BUDDDDY

Wad: ROCKYYYYY :3

-Thunder clan-

Dustpaw: Theres a new apprentice!

Firepaw: Who?

Whitemuthafukapaw: ME YOU LITTLE STUPID DICK ASS

Sandpaw: -_-

Whitemuthafukapaw: Sandqueen is mah bitch to! *jumps on sandpaw*

Sandpaw: WHAT THE FUCK GET OFF OF ME! *Throws off withe dumby

Whitemuthafukapaw: :O LITTLE MUTHER FUCKER YOU BETTER FUCK ME

Sandpaw: Im goin hunting

**WARRIORS INTO THE CATMINT EPISODE 4 **

**Firepaw: 9 moons old**

**Hobby: Being normal (a some times)**

**Crush: S#_**A**_#**

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**Graypaw: 9 moons old**

**Hobby: Getting high**

**Crush: Silverpaw**

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**Sandpaw: 9 moons old**

**Hobby: erotic dancer**

**Crush: Unknown**

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Firepaw: I dont know sandpaw i dont see any thing

Sandpaw: I KNOW I SAW SOME THING!

Dustpaw: She probably saw a leaf

Firepaw: Dustpaw theres leafs all around us

Dustpaw: Actactualy! wait... wuhh?

Sandpaw: LETS SPLIT UP!

Firepaw: Ok

Firepaw: Hmmm hmmmm

Random cat: ? *Runs away*

Firepaw: COME BACK HERE!

Random cat: uhhhggg i need ma crack

Random cat: *Takes out gigantic smoke* *lits blunt*

Firepaw: O.O

Random cat: *Puffs* Ok un-pause

Random cat: *RUNS*

Firepaw: *Jumps on cat* WAIT SMUDGE?

Smudge: RUSTYDICK!?

Smudge: WADYA DOIN OUT HERE!

Firepaw: What are YOU doing out her

Mouse group: FUCK US FUCK US FUCK US FUCK US

Smudge: Just gettin sum catmint to da crib

Firepaw: Your twoleg house!?

Smudge: NO MA CRIB LIL BRU FAALLOW ME

Firepaw: Ok

- The crib-

Random cat: YO SMUDGE WHOS THIS LIL BITCH WITH YOU!

Smudge: Just ma bro zester

Zezter: WOAH YOUR *cough* THAT CRAZY FUCKING GUY WHO *cough* WENT INTO THE WILD! IM SUPRISED YOU *Cough* LIVED SO LONG MAN

Firepaw: Yep thats me FIRESTARRR THE MANNN ON FIREEEE

Smudge: AWWW YEEEE HES U HUMAN

Firepaw: Umm nvm i guess il be going

Zezter: MAN *COUGH* WAIT HERES SOME WEED! *Throws weed at firepaw*

Firepaw: Thanks! i havent got high in like for ever o.o

Smudge: ALL RIGHT MAN KEEP IT GOOD!

-Thunder clan-

Bluestar: FIREPAW WHERE WERE YOU!

Lionheart: WOW THAT BLUNT IS HUGE!

Tigerclaw: LOOK AT THAT FUCKING THING!

Bluestar: YOU BE TRADIN ARE FOOD FOR THIS!

Firepaw: No umm i got this from..

Random cat: HE SMELLS OF CATS AND WEED!

Firepaw: ALL RIGHT...I got it from some guys

Lionheart: FOR FREE!

Firepaw: Umm yea back when i was a kittypet i used to make meth and weed

-7 moons earlier-

Rusty: AWW WIGHT LEZ DO DIS WITH TU DU DU

Smudge: HEHEHE WELLL COOOKZ IT UP!

Rusty: I GOT THE INDGREDIENTS RIGHT HERE

Smudge: K LETS MAKE A SONG OUT OF IT SO WE DONT FORGET ABOUT

Rusty: AND THEN WATCH BREAKING BAD!

Smudge: AWESOMEEEEE

Rusty: KK *Starts beepboxing*

Smudge: Yo firstya gotta get that bum lil bum

Rusty: YEA MUTHA FUKAAA

Smudge: SO IMA TEACH YOU HOWTA MAKE CRACK

Rusty: WUH WUHH?

Smudge: TEACH YOU HOWTA MAKE CRACKKK!

-Present time-

It would bore you if i showed you the indgredients to make crack heheh

Firepaw: Lalalala

Dustpaw: GIVE ME THE STUFF MAN!

Firepaw: NO GOD DAMNINT ITS MY TROPHIE

Dustpaw: :o then we cant be friends any more sasa

Firepaw: you lil bitch *rapes dustpaw*

jk Sandpaw: Firepaw... your sleeping with the cigarete

Firepaw: Yea and its better then sleeping next to your ass

Sandpaw: What?

Firepaw: Nothin

BOOOM BOOOM

Dustpaw: WTF THERE PLAYING THRUTH OR DARE WITH OUT ME! :O

Firepaw: Truth or dead?

Dustpaw: WHY WOULD WE BE PLAYING DEAD OR ALIVE IDIOT!

Firepaw: Ok...

Bluestar: Tigerclaw thruth or dare?

Tigerclaw: DARE MOTHER FUCKER

Bluestar: I dare you to fuck spottedleaf

Tigerclaw: o.o

Bluestar: :3

Tigerclaw: are you sure shes not fucking any one? or thing

Bluestar: *GASP* TIGERCLAW ARE YOU BEING A PUSSY!

Tigerclaw: NO MOTHER FUCKER!

Bluestar: Then getya ass outa here AND FUCK SPOTTEDLEAF

Tigerclaw: OK OK!

-Growls and hisses later-

Tigerclaw: Stupid fucking elders

Elder: SHES MY FUCKING PRECIOUSSS HHSSS HEHWHEHEHW *CLIMBS ON WALL* :OOOO

Tigerclaw: WHAT THE FUCK

Bluestar: Did you do it?

Tigerclaw: No

Bluestar: TRY AGAIN'

Tigerclaw: WHY MOTHER FUCKER-

Bluestar: NOW!

Tigerclaw: *mumbles*

Dustpaw: FIREPAW TRUTH OR DARE

Firepaw: Im guessing your dares are realy fucked up so ill take truth

Dustpaw: IS IT TRUE YOUR NAME IS FIREPAW!

Firepaw: Yes...

Dustpaw: Welcome to hell *walks away*

DNU DNUUU HES A REALLLL MANAAA DUNU UUUUUUAHHHH

**Wad: That was a pretty weird ending wasnt it? sorry if it wasnt funny master almost got killed by cats and he dosent have a realy good- ahhh sence of humor molepaw may you?**

**Molepaw: REIVEW AND READDDD**

**Woodwad: I FUCKING HATE CATS!**

**Wad: ? :(**

**Woodwad: NO NOT YOU WAD *Pets wad***

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