(Pt 1/2)
Warrriors into the catmint
by Wood'n'Wad
Category: Warriors Genre: Humor, Parody Language: English Status: Completed Published: 2013-08-06 Updated: 2013-09-16 Packaged: 2013-11-02 19:57:18 Rating: M Chapters: 11 Words: 10,423 Publisher: .net Story URL: s/9571173/1/
Author URL: u/4950833/Wood-n-Wad Summary: Its the REMAKE OF WARRIORS INTO THE DRUGSSS ITSS INTO THE CATMINTTTT Join dustpaw,firepaw,sandpaw, and graypaws ghost as they set up on a adventure that will CHANGE THE CLANNSSS DUNN DUNN DUNNNNN
1. Chapter 1
**YO YO! WAZUPPPP IZ TU REMAKEEEIWA MAH BOYSSS ANNN GIRLLSSS SO YOU BETTEH YO YO STAY**
**-**Proluge-
Redtail: RETREAT THUNDEH BROS RETREAT!
Oakheart: HEHEHE YEAA GOO *rolls in catnip* THE STUFF IS MINE BITCHEEE AHAHAH
Riverclan: AWWW YEEEEEE
Tigerclaw: NO REDTAIL WE NEED DU STUFF MAN!
Redtail: Thunderclan will honnor your braveness but we needa go check on the muffins!
Tigerclaw: FUCK THE MUFFINS WE NEEEDD THE STUFFFF
Redtail: I SAID RETREAT YOU UGLY MOTHER FUCKER
Tigerclaw: *Growls* OK OK!
Tigerclaw: Hey redtail i got a nice plump mouse cake!
Redtail: 0H YE$1111 I LUV CUPC KEZ!
Tigerclaw: Oh yes you do hehhe
Redtail: G!MME!111
Tigerclaw: *throws mouse cake cup away*
Redtail: NOOOOOOOOO YOU SON OF A-
SLICEE
Redtail: X_X
Tigerclaw: *Licks blood off of claw* Hehehhe now its time to rape this dead mother fucker
Narrator: Little did he know ravenpaw was watching
Ravenpaw: *masturbates* THIS IS SWEET AND BAD AT THE SAME TIME!
Bluestar: ALL RIGHT YOU LAZY BITCH TELL ME A SIGN FROM STARCLAN OR ILL RAPE REDTAIL WHEN HE GETS BACK!
Spottedleaf: (-_-*) OK OK
-Spottedleafs dreams-
Random cat: Only gasoline can save the cla-
Other random cat: *punches randomcat* NO GOD DAMNIT ITS FIRE WILL SAVE THE CLANS!
-Real life-
Author: *Type type* *glugs down monster* WAIT YOU NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE!
-Back to the story-
Bluestar: WELL YOU SEXY ASS BITCH!?
Spottedleaf: Only gasoline can save the clans!
Bluestar: AWWW YEAAA *Pours gasoline every where and throws a match on the forest floor*
-In real life-
Author: SHIT SHIT MOTHERRR FUCK! SHIT FUCK SHIT IN THE FUCK! *Backspaces Only gasoline can save the clan* There we go
-Back to the story... AGAIN!-
Spottedleaf: Only fire can save the clan
Bluestar: AWWWW RIGHTT *Throws match on the floor*
Spottedleaf: AHHH YOU CRAZY BITCH!
Bluestar: BURNN BABY BURNN
-In real li- YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS JOB!-
Author: *GLUG GLUG* AWW FUCK YEAAA I NEEDA PEEE REAL GOOD!
Computer: DAFUQ YEARRR
Drug dealer: Want sum catmint mon?
Author: HECKER DOODLE YEA *Snatches catmint away from drug dealer*
Drug dealer: All right mon keep it nice n slow!
Wad (My cat): Mew
Author: NO THIS IS MINE!
Wad: *hisses*
Author: oh all right!
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Author: GET OFF MA KEBOARD KITTY!
Author:... wheres the scence guy
Author: Oh yea he killed him self hey kitty you wanna do it?
-**IIK THGED SSTFORY-**
Bluestar: Why in the fuck is this proluge still on!?
Author: Oh thanks for reminding me!
**HEHEHEHH HOW DID YOU GUYS LIKE IT! i have cathair on my keaboard now DAG NABIT! And remember wads its only a' bout the views and reviews!**
2. Chapter 2
WoodWad **is AWESOME HEHEHE**
Rusty stalked a mouse cuz he has a big dick an" he needsa small 1 and he punced
Rusty: THAT WAS A HORRIBLE DREAM! THAT THING WAS 28 INCHES LARGE! im glad it didn't rape me!
Veiwer: GET TU FUCK OUT SIDE!
-Outside-
Smudge: WEEEED SUM TIMESSS I NEEDA GET FUCKEDDD YEEEHAAW
Rusty: Dafuq...
Smudge: Oh yo lil' rust i just fucked a twoleg and got baked
Rusty: Ughh what do you want?
Smudge TO FUK U HEHE YOUR SUCH A TREAAT -PULLS OUT LONG DICK-
Rusty: AHHHH
Nahhh jk
Rusty: SMUDGE SHADUP
Smudge: Ok jeesh WANNA GET BAKED!
Rusty: -_-* NO I DONT
Smudge: But - but- I NEEEDA GET BAKED
Smudge: WELL FUCK YOU ILL MESS WITH WAD!
Wad: Mew?
Smudge: Wanna get baked?
Wad: ...
Smudge: WELL FUCK YOU!
Wad: ...
Smudgd: DAMNIT SAY SOMETHING
Wad: ...
Smudge: I FUCKING HATE YOU :'[
Wad: ...
Smudge: YOU FUCKING TRAITOR! -Crys-
Rusty: Smudge thats a real life cat...
Smudge: MROWRRRRRRR :'(
Rusty: SMUDGE SHUT UP!
Smudge: M-RROWRRRR :'(
Rusty: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Twoleg: Awww smudgey dont cry! -pets smudge-
Smudge: :'3 -purrr-
Rusty: -Sighs-
Smudge: You arent staring at the forest are you? cyz fluffy said-
Rusty: FLUFFY IS A FAT FUCK NOT A EXPLORER!
Fluffy: HEY!
Rusty: you know what? FUCK YOU ALL IM LEAVIN -Hops off of bench into the forest-
Graypaw: A INTRUDER!
Out of no where, a gray kitten hopped out of a bush, Stoned
Gray kitten: I CAN GET MORE HIGH THAN U!
Rusty: Oh yeah? hj5y xbn
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-4 minutes later-
Graypaw: im stoned -Faints-
Rusty: FUCK, YEEGDHMM IMA RAAPE YOU U LIL BITH
Out of the bushes came 2 cats
Bluestar: DONT RAPE HIM WITH OUT ME! -Grows dick-
Lionheart: ...
-After minutes of raping graypaw-
Graypaw -groans- Ughhh why dose my ass hurt?
Rusty: Hey bluecat your a good fuck-buddy!
Bluestar: You to! and the names bluestar!
Lionheart: Umm yeahh before all of that happend we were gunna ask you to join our clan..
Rusty: FUCK YESS!
**NOT LONG I KNOW DONT KILL ME! **
3. Chapter 3
**IM SOOOO SORRY I WAS ON A BREAK! Your probably like, A BREAK? A BREAK! Well sorry i was on a vacaiton and they had no wifi so i went to a yogurt place (XD YOGURT PLACE) So i tried to make another chapter but for some reason i couldnt go to doc manager! so dont kill me D: *gets hit by a brick* Or not...**
Bluestar: Yo wuz lill rust
Rusty: JUST KEEPIN IT GOOD NIGGAA
Graypaw: Stop being racest!
Rusty: Im not even being racist i hang out with callax to much
-2 days ago-
_Phone: BEEEP BEEEP_
Callax: RUSTY I SAID TO STOP FUCKING WITH ME!
_Phone: BEEP BEEP?_
Callax: ITS ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF ME!
_Phone: mmk see ya later _
Callax: All right see ya nigga
(**Thats how my brother acts HEHEHE)**
-Present time-
Bluestar: Lionbitch are we there yet?
Lionbitch: I DONT KNOWW THE SENT IS FILLED WITH SMOKE AND CRACK!
Bluestar: Damnit its shadowclan..
Rusty: Wuhh?
Shadowclan cat: WUz u din mafuckaaa HE RHER
Graypaw: ILL HANDEL HIM!
Shadowclan cat: *TAKES OUT PUZUKA* DIEEZZZ SO I LUV U
Graypaw: Shit
Bluestar: RUNNN
-(-m-mmm-
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-(-m-mmm-
-(#)-mmm-
Rusty: GRAYPAW DIEDD
Bluestar: SHITTT A BUT LEFT THE CLAN TODAY!
Lionbitch: Hes a little faggot any way
-mm-; -3 -
WoodWad: LOL
Bluestar: Thats realy gay -_-
Rusty: OWWW MY FACEE
Lionheart: AHHHH MAHHH BABBYZZZZZZ
Lionheart: MAHH BABBYY OOO MY BABBY
Bluestar: I like lionbitch better
Cat: WHOO ISS HEE?
Cat 19: He bores of kittpet
Cat 13: Hes wearing a collar!
Cat 12: He has a sexy ass
Cat 16: Candykit wait untill he comes to the strip club
Bluestar: Ohh yeaa well this sexy ass... *drools* Is -i -in *DROOLS* are clann
Rusty: Wuhhh? Oh *Gets up*
Cat bitchtakes: HESS GUNNA BE IN OUR CLAN? HA HA WE NEED WARRIORS NOT KITTYPETS!
Rusty: IM NOTA KITTYPET!
Cat bitchtakes: HE ADMITS THAT HES A KITTYPET *GROWLS* ILL SHOW YOU WHAT A WARRIOR CAN DO TO YOU!
Bluestar: _I needa masturbate..._
Lionbitch: _shit bluestars probably gunna ask me to have sex with her.. i gotta say that collar could of riped my penis off_
Cat bitchtakes: *GETS OUT SMALL DICK* But first i wanna go for a ride
Rusty: FUCKKK NOOO *CLAWS OFF BITCHTAKES EAR*
Cat butchtakes: YOWLLL
Rusty: AND ILL SHOW YOU THE MOVE CALLED BITTEN OFF THE BABY MAKERRR
Rusty: *Bites half of bitchtakes dick off*
Cat bitchtakes: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rusty: *SPITS OUT DICK* Probably took your whole dick off since its sma- SHIT IM BLEEDING! *FALLS*
Bluestar: Looks like he cut you deep there ANYY WAYYY at least its not your dick :3
Lionbitch: -_-
Bluestar: RUSTY HAS SHOWN HIS SKILLS TO THE CLAN AND LOST HIS COLLAR IS HIS FIGHT OF HONNAR! I SHALL NOW NAME HIM SEXYTOY!
Rusty: Fuck no!
Bluestar: FINE HOW ABOUT ooo i have a a good name
Lionbitch: BLUESTAR NAMES YOU FIREPAW!
Bluestar: Damnit i was gunna name him bluestars sexy toy
FIREPAW FIRPAW FIREPAW!
Bluestar: Dustpaw show firepaw arround
Dustpaw: OK!
Dustpaw: Ahem firepaw follow me into the strip club
Firepaw: Why would there be a strip clu-
Candykit: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN :3
Dustpaw: HELL YEA
Firepaw: O.O
(12 minutes later)
Dustpaw: That was GREAT
Firepaw: ...
Dustpaw: any way come on!
Firepaw: Ok
Dustpaw: *Points at the medicine den* Lets go there first
-Medicine room-
Spottedleaf: *MOAN*
Firepaw: Did you hear that?
Dustpaw: Oh thats spottedleaf she fucks elders
Random elder: OH SPOTTEDLEAF OHHHH
Firepaw: What the fuck is wrong with this place...
-FLASH BACK-
Smudge: Henry tell rusty about that time you met that crack head!
Henry: Well when i was walkin in tuh forest i saw some cat that smelled like crack!
Rusty: Henry stop trying to be dr. suess
Henry: Ok :(
Smudge: Go on henry!
Henry: So it said to me, I LUV U BA BABUUU
Henry: Then the cat tried to fuck me!
Rusty: That sounds like smudge on cocaine
Smudge: NU uh i quited that a long time ago... SHROOMZ ARE THE FUTURE!
Rusty:...Ok
Henry: So then he asked me... I luv u
Rusty: What... Thats not even...
-FLASH BACK ENDS-
Firepaw: Hey dustpaw did you ever meet a brown and white cat with a blue collar?
Dustpaw: Yea he was dreamy..
Firepaw:...
Sandpaw: Hi dustpaw.. And ummm filerpaw?
Firepaw: FILERPAW!?
-Warriors den-
Bluestar: So then firepaw PUMPED into me so that why i call him fillerpaw
Random slut: Wow he sounds sexy!
-Clearing?-
Firepaw: Its firepaw
Sandpaw: Ok
Dustpaw: SANDPAW YOUR INSANE :O
Sandpaw: Actualy dustpaw im SANE!
Dustpaw: CARROTZ
Sandpaw: (-_-*)
Dustpaw: Ignore her she hasent done crack or other drugs in AGES
Firepaw: Ummm ok..
Dustpaw: Now come on ill show you the elders den
-Elders den-
Small-ear: What?
Halftail: I SAID THAT TORSOHEART FUCKED SPOTTEDLEAF TODAY!
Small-ear: What?
Halftail: GOD DAMNIT SMALL-EAR!
Goldfeather: Stop fighting you two are scaring the visitors
Small-ear: Are they ugly ones?
Halftail: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YOU UNDERSTAND HER BUT NOT ME!
One-eye: Ignore them they always fight
Dappletail: Come and sit
Firepaw: Ok
Halftail: Hey firepaw ever aten a mouse?
Firepaw:...uhhhh
Halftail: Its ok if you havent
Small-ear: What?
Halftail: *Glares at small ear* Hear have some of mine im full
Firepaw: THANK YOU HALFTAIL!
Small-ear: Your welcome
-Clearing-
Dustpaw: LETS GO FUCK SOME HOO-
Ravenpaw: *BURSTES OUT OF THE FOREST* MASTURBAITON! *Faints*
Random she cat: Oh dear ravenpaw fainted again..
Tigerclaw: *Burstes out the forest with a cat in his jaws* What the im still in the forest...
Bluestar: REDTAIL!
Bluestar: How did this happen tigerclaw?
Tigerclaw: Riverclan got high and killed redtail..
Bluestar: Every body in riverclan!
Tigerclaw: yep it wasnt pretty
Bluestar: Verry well i shall fuck him and then let the elders burry his body then mourn over him
Lionheart: Whos gunna be the leader
Bluestar: I DONT KNOW D:
Lionheart: Ok then..
Firepaw: Whos redtail?
Dustpaw: The deputy!
Firepaw: Oh...
Bluestar: Tigerclaw will you?
Tigerclaw: I still see you... every where i go...SO LETS DANCE!
Back up singers: OOO OOO OOOO
Tigerclaw: Cuz babeh we only got little timeeee so lets make it the best dance of our livessss
Back up singers: OO OOO OOO
Tigerclaw: So lets do the wiggle claw and jump and jumppp yeaaa babbyyy
Back up singers: Ooo ooo ooo
Tigerclaw: Cuz we only got little timeee so lets make the best dance of our livesss
Back up singer: OOO OOO OOO
Darkstripe: *Plays guitar*
Tigerclaw: Bestt dance of our livessss
Back up singers: OOO OOO YEAAA
Tigerclaw: Uh
Audience: *CLAPSS* wooo WE LUV YOU TIGERCLAW!
**How did you like the lyrcis? i made it HEHEHE so i hoped you liked VERY MUCH and i hope this makes it up to you guys!**
4. Chapter 4
**THANK YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR GUYS HELP PLUSHIES FOR U MAH FRIENDS PLUSHHIES FOR YOU! i fuckin hate u all you guys suck ass! YOU GUYS ARE SOOOO COOLLLL I LUV U ALLLL!fuck u guys i hate you alll!WOOOT JUST I MEAN YOU GUYS ARE FANTASTICCC!fuck you all!WOOT YOU GUYS ROCK!not!COOOKIES FOR UUU! (::) (::) (::)!you guys suck apples!ENJOYYYYYY!dont enjoy this stupid storry! :3 **
Dustpaw: Wake up fireman!
Dustpaw: NO FIRE BRO
Dustpaw: YEEEE
Firepaw: -_-
Firepaw: Lets just go
Sandpaw: Ok
-Clearing-
Whitestorm: Sandpaw ready?
Sandpaw: Yep
Tigerclaw: Ravenkit GET THE FUCK OVER HERE
Ravenpaw: ok master! D:
Lionheart: Duspaw and firepaw ready?
Dustpaw: YES LION BRO
Dustpaw: ALLL RIGHT LION HOMIE
Firepaw: Yes
Bluestar: WAITTTTTT
Firepaw: ?
Bluestar: GO GET SUM CONDOMSSSS
Firepaw: What..
Lionheart: Go to spottedleafs den... *SHUDDERS* If i go in there 1 more time i swear ill claw my eyes out
Firepaw: *Gulp* Ok..
Dustpaw: *GULP* OK LION HOMIE
Dustpaw: *GURGGLE* AWWW RIGHT LION COMIE
Firepaw: -_- DUSTPAW SHADUP
-Medicine den-
Firepaw: Umm spottedleaf?
Spottedleaf: *Puts on seductive face* Yes?
Dustpaw: Boner acheived
Dustpaw: YOUR DISGUSING DUST BRO!
Firepaw: ... Ummm bluestar told us to get some condoms
Spottedleaf: Ok :3
Dustpaw: Why do we need condoms any way?
Firepaw: I dont...know
Spottedleaf: Here you go
Firepaw: Thank yo-
Spottedleaf: *Turns arround with but up in the air*
Dustpaw: Slut
Firepaw: Lets get outa here
-THUNDEH CLANNNNN BORDERRRR-
Lionheart: ok firepaw get 9 mouses and 1 trush,dustpaw... Just go do something
Whitestorm: Sandpaw get 2 sparrows and 7 mouses
Tigerclaw: RAVEN PAW GET ME 8932 FUCKING MOUSES
Ravenpaw: Ok :(
Firepaw: *Wanders away*
Firepaw: 4 more mouses to go :D
Firepaw: *Trips on a rock* OOF!
Yellpwfang: Dafuq...WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME!
Firepaw: Your nice pussy :3
-Nahhh just kiddin-
Firepaw: NOTHING NOTHING!
Yellowfang: *Claws at firepaws leg*
Yellowfang: Then why are you here!?
Firepaw: DONT RAPE ME!
-Dustpaws pov-
Dustpaw: *Gets out condom*
Bunny: FUCK YEAAA OOO FUCK ME REAL GOOD
Dustpaw: *Thrustes in and out of bunnys pussy-
Bunny: OOOOOO
-Sandpaws pov-
Dustpaw: OOOOHHH
Sandpaw: ? eh its probably dustpaw jacking off again
-Firepaws pov-
Firepaw: *Dead rabbit pops up* Here are you hungry?
Yellowfang: FUCK YES! *Gobbles on rabbit*
Firepaw: ...You fat bitch...
Dustpaw: :o FIREPAW!
Firepaw: SHIT ITS DUSTPAW RUNNN
Dustpaw: Oh no you dont!
Dustpaw: You 2 are cumin with me
Dustpaw: HA CUMMIN
-THUNDEH CAMP-
Dustpaw: Theese 2 broke THE LAW
Bluestar: FUCKK EYAUIEDZ
THUNDEH E FHBKSFDL;,: awww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Firepaw: They got high didnt they
Bluestar: AS FO PUNISHMENT U MUST TAKE CARE OF THIS HO
Tigerclaw: WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE TELL ME WE WERE GUNNA GET HIGH!
Awesome kit: Yo lill mutha fukas inhaleee it
Rowanclaw: ALL RIGHT PARTYS OVER BECAUSE MY KIT IS DRUGGED ON CRACK!
-Next day-
Yellowfang: Firepaw WHERE IS MY POPPY SEEDS!
Firepaw: dose are knock out pills arent they the same thing!
Yellowfang: ...Go get some fucking poppy seeds right now
Firepaw: OK!
-Medicine den-
Firepaw: Razogang i need a death berry!
Razogang: Ok go kill my bitch wife with it
Firepaw: Wuhh?
Razogang: Sorry she broke up with me for justin beiber
Firepaw: Oh sorrry man
Razogang: Its ok I GUESS SHE WONT SEE A NOTHER DICK!
Snake: DOOoo dooo dooo dunu dunu
(I dont own family guy XD)
-Thunder clan-
Firepaw: Here you go yellowfang
Yellowfang: Thanks now i can kill raggedstar in 2 more books!
Firepaw: YEAA!
Yellowfang: Get the fuck away from me
Firepaw: ok ):
Bluestar: Ok guys we goin to a gatherin
Spottedleaf: YES ILL GET TO FUCK CROOKEDSTAR!
-GATHERINGGGG-
Riverclan warrior: DUUUDEEE MOUSESS ARE LIKE USSS MANNN
Shadowclan warrior: SO ARE FISHES!
Riverclan warrior: They mess up the fresh water thooooooo
Thunderclan warrior: HEY RAINPELT REMEMBER ME WE FIGHTED!]
Rainpelt: OH YEAAAAAAAAAA HOWS IT GOINNNN?
Thunderclan warrior: Pretty good but uhh between you and me i think bluestar is keeping an eye on this flame colored apprentice
Rainpelt: I alllwayss new she wus a sluttt! woowwww she like needs to get with the communityyyyy
Thunderclan warrior: yea i mean right!
Bluestar: Thunder clan is goin welll every thing good but i need help raping some one in my clan
Crookedstar: ILL HELP!
Lionheart: Yea but where windclan?
Raggedstar: Ummm probably slowly dying
Crookedstar: What!?
Bluestar: Why would they die!
Raggedstar: Fuck windclan any wayyy our clan is NOT WELL
Raggedstar: We need more grounds!
Thunderclan warrior: What do you mean grounds?
Raggedstar: We took over windclan
Cricket: Chrp chrp chrp chrp
Crookedstar: Ummmm welll our clan is going great... so lets go-
Raggedstar: also theres a rouge in the forest dont let her in her clan!
Raggedstar: NOW LETS FUCKING GO!
Tigerclaw: hmmm hmmm DUNU DUNU hmmmm hmm
Blackstripe: *faceplam*
Tigerclaw: *takes of ear phones* What?
Woodwad: *APPEARS OUT OF NO WHERE* *THROWS SCRIPT AT TIGERCLAW*
Tigerclaw: OHHH YELLOWFANG IS THE FUCKUNG ROUGE LETS RAPE THAT DUMB ASS BITCH!
Firepaw: *runs to thunderclan*
Firepaw: YELLOW FANG THERE GUNNA RAPE YOUUUU
Yellowfang: ? Firepaw how many DAMN TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! THERES NO SUCH THING AS A RAPING TROLL CAT!
Firepw: No its not that! tigerclaw thinks your a rouge!
Yellowfang: I am a rouge...
Bluestar: OK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON BITCHES
Awesome kit: Mewwww :3
Tigerclaw: AWWWWWWWWWWWW
Darkstripe: *grabs yellowfang* WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH HER? *Gets out dick*
Yellowfang: SHIT FIREPAW YOU ARE RIGHT!
Firepaw: SEE I TOLD YOU! But its more ugly then i thought it would be
Darkstripe: (-_-*)
Bluestar: DARKSTRIPE PUT HER DOWN! we will not harm herr...
Darkstripe: BUT!
Bluestar: BUT WHERE! WHERES A BUT!
Tigerclaw: STUPID BITCH WE ALL HAVE BUTS!
Bluestar: :3 *jumps on tigerclaw* AND I BET YOU HAVE A BIGGER BUT
Tigerclaw: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Firepaw: *closes eyes*
Blustar: *Grows dick* And i want it
Tigerclaw: NOOO WAHHH *CRYS*
Darkstripe: ILL GET THIS FUCKING BITCH! *JUMPS ON BLUESTAR*
Bluestar: *CLAWS DARKSTIPE AND SUCKS HIS DICK*
Darkstripe: *MOANS*
Firepaw: This is disturbing
Tigerclaw: WAHHH I WANNA BE TIGERCLAWWWW
Darkestripe: FUCK NO THIS IS TO GOOD! *MOANS*
Dustpaw: FUTARIIIII *GROWS BOOBS*
Sandpaw: ...
Firepaw: *faints*
Yellowfang: Ughh im think im gunna be sick
-River clannnn-
Weirdkit: I dont know why but for some reason i think some one is calling on my presence!
**XD SORRY FOR A REALY REALY SICK ENDING! Some one pmed me and dared me to write a little futari in this series and i was like, What? NO! but i can dissapoint my fannss! *YES I CAN MWHAHAHAHA* no but realy im sorry**
5. CHAPTER 4 BITCHEZ
**That last chapter...was scary i can admit that...BUT HOPEFULLY THIS WILL MAKE YOU BETTERRR**
**Firewauzp: HELLZ YEAH**
**Sandstar: :3 awww right**
**Woodwad: O.O ummmm WHO DOSE WARRIORS BELONG TO?**
**Firewauzp: SANDSTARR**
**Sandstar: AWWW RIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS**
**Woodwad: What the ffff- No erin hunter dose!**
**Sandstar: No your wrong little bitch**
**Firewauzp: HELL YEA YOUR UGLY U STUPID WOOD BITCH**
**Graydude: Yea! YOU A LITTLE FUCK SANDSTAR IS THE BEST BITCH AND AUTHOR EVER!**
**Bluestar: YEA SO YOU GO WITH YOUR LITTLE BITCH ASS!**
**Woodwad: -_-***
**Sandstar: SO YOU BETTER tell THE FUCKING VEIWERS I FUCKING ROCK!**
**Woodwad: ERIN FUCKING HUNTER CREATED YOU SO SHUT THE FUCK UP**
**Sandstar: LITTLE BITCH! ALL OF THE CLAN ATTACK THIS BITCH!**
**Woodwad: OHHHH SHHITTTTTTTTTT**
**Moleparty: ewin huntey owns warreorcats :3**
Firepaw: Dustpaw have you seen graypaw?
Dustpaw: Dont know and dont care
-Starclan-
Graypaw: WOW ITS JUST LIKE MAN i never thought i would be sitting here drinking some beers with the legendary cats!
Rock: rrr rrrr
Thunderstar: So how did you die?
Graypaw: Ummm died by a puzaka
Lionstar: Died by hundreds of big rats
Rock: Im kinda still alive
Thunderstar: Died by tree.. i swear some times i shock that tree
Graypaw: Wow you guys make me seem like my death was for a bitch!
Wad: It was
Graypaw: What the hell! whats a real life cat doing here!
Wad: Im the authors pet i can go where ever i want
Rock: WADDD BUDDDDY
Wad: ROCKYYYYY :3
-Thunder clan-
Dustpaw: Theres a new apprentice!
Firepaw: Who?
Whitemuthafukapaw: ME YOU LITTLE STUPID DICK ASS
Sandpaw: -_-
Whitemuthafukapaw: Sandqueen is mah bitch to! *jumps on sandpaw*
Sandpaw: WHAT THE FUCK GET OFF OF ME! *Throws off withe dumby
Whitemuthafukapaw: :O LITTLE MUTHER FUCKER YOU BETTER FUCK ME
Sandpaw: Im goin hunting
**WARRIORS INTO THE CATMINT EPISODE 4 **
**Firepaw: 9 moons old**
**Hobby: Being normal (a some times)**
**Crush: S#_**A**_#**
**l-l**
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**Graypaw: 9 moons old**
**Hobby: Getting high**
**Crush: Silverpaw**
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**Sandpaw: 9 moons old**
**Hobby: erotic dancer**
**Crush: Unknown**
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Firepaw: I dont know sandpaw i dont see any thing
Sandpaw: I KNOW I SAW SOME THING!
Dustpaw: She probably saw a leaf
Firepaw: Dustpaw theres leafs all around us
Dustpaw: Actactualy! wait... wuhh?
Sandpaw: LETS SPLIT UP!
Firepaw: Ok
Firepaw: Hmmm hmmmm
Random cat: ? *Runs away*
Firepaw: COME BACK HERE!
Random cat: uhhhggg i need ma crack
Random cat: *Takes out gigantic smoke* *lits blunt*
Firepaw: O.O
Random cat: *Puffs* Ok un-pause
Random cat: *RUNS*
Firepaw: *Jumps on cat* WAIT SMUDGE?
Smudge: RUSTYDICK!?
Smudge: WADYA DOIN OUT HERE!
Firepaw: What are YOU doing out her
Mouse group: FUCK US FUCK US FUCK US FUCK US
Smudge: Just gettin sum catmint to da crib
Firepaw: Your twoleg house!?
Smudge: NO MA CRIB LIL BRU FAALLOW ME
Firepaw: Ok
- The crib-
Random cat: YO SMUDGE WHOS THIS LIL BITCH WITH YOU!
Smudge: Just ma bro zester
Zezter: WOAH YOUR *cough* THAT CRAZY FUCKING GUY WHO *cough* WENT INTO THE WILD! IM SUPRISED YOU *Cough* LIVED SO LONG MAN
Firepaw: Yep thats me FIRESTARRR THE MANNN ON FIREEEE
Smudge: AWWW YEEEE HES U HUMAN
Firepaw: Umm nvm i guess il be going
Zezter: MAN *COUGH* WAIT HERES SOME WEED! *Throws weed at firepaw*
Firepaw: Thanks! i havent got high in like for ever o.o
Smudge: ALL RIGHT MAN KEEP IT GOOD!
-Thunder clan-
Bluestar: FIREPAW WHERE WERE YOU!
Lionheart: WOW THAT BLUNT IS HUGE!
Tigerclaw: LOOK AT THAT FUCKING THING!
Bluestar: YOU BE TRADIN ARE FOOD FOR THIS!
Firepaw: No umm i got this from..
Random cat: HE SMELLS OF CATS AND WEED!
Firepaw: ALL RIGHT...I got it from some guys
Lionheart: FOR FREE!
Firepaw: Umm yea back when i was a kittypet i used to make meth and weed
-7 moons earlier-
Rusty: AWW WIGHT LEZ DO DIS WITH TU DU DU
Smudge: HEHEHE WELLL COOOKZ IT UP!
Rusty: I GOT THE INDGREDIENTS RIGHT HERE
Smudge: K LETS MAKE A SONG OUT OF IT SO WE DONT FORGET ABOUT
Rusty: AND THEN WATCH BREAKING BAD!
Smudge: AWESOMEEEEE
Rusty: KK *Starts beepboxing*
Smudge: Yo firstya gotta get that bum lil bum
Rusty: YEA MUTHA FUKAAA
Smudge: SO IMA TEACH YOU HOWTA MAKE CRACK
Rusty: WUH WUHH?
Smudge: TEACH YOU HOWTA MAKE CRACKKK!
-Present time-
It would bore you if i showed you the indgredients to make crack heheh
Firepaw: Lalalala
Dustpaw: GIVE ME THE STUFF MAN!
Firepaw: NO GOD DAMNINT ITS MY TROPHIE
Dustpaw: :o then we cant be friends any more sasa
Firepaw: you lil bitch *rapes dustpaw*
jk Sandpaw: Firepaw... your sleeping with the cigarete
Firepaw: Yea and its better then sleeping next to your ass
Sandpaw: What?
Firepaw: Nothin
BOOOM BOOOM
Dustpaw: WTF THERE PLAYING THRUTH OR DARE WITH OUT ME! :O
Firepaw: Truth or dead?
Dustpaw: WHY WOULD WE BE PLAYING DEAD OR ALIVE IDIOT!
Firepaw: Ok...
Bluestar: Tigerclaw thruth or dare?
Tigerclaw: DARE MOTHER FUCKER
Bluestar: I dare you to fuck spottedleaf
Tigerclaw: o.o
Bluestar: :3
Tigerclaw: are you sure shes not fucking any one? or thing
Bluestar: *GASP* TIGERCLAW ARE YOU BEING A PUSSY!
Tigerclaw: NO MOTHER FUCKER!
Bluestar: Then getya ass outa here AND FUCK SPOTTEDLEAF
Tigerclaw: OK OK!
-Growls and hisses later-
Tigerclaw: Stupid fucking elders
Elder: SHES MY FUCKING PRECIOUSSS HHSSS HEHWHEHEHW *CLIMBS ON WALL* :OOOO
Tigerclaw: WHAT THE FUCK
Bluestar: Did you do it?
Tigerclaw: No
Bluestar: TRY AGAIN'
Tigerclaw: WHY MOTHER FUCKER-
Bluestar: NOW!
Tigerclaw: *mumbles*
Dustpaw: FIREPAW TRUTH OR DARE
Firepaw: Im guessing your dares are realy fucked up so ill take truth
Dustpaw: IS IT TRUE YOUR NAME IS FIREPAW!
Firepaw: Yes...
Dustpaw: Welcome to hell *walks away*
DNU DNUUU HES A REALLLL MANAAA DUNU UUUUUUAHHHH
**Wad: That was a pretty weird ending wasnt it? sorry if it wasnt funny master almost got killed by cats and he dosent have a realy good- ahhh sence of humor molepaw may you?**
**Molepaw: REIVEW AND READDDD**
**Woodwad: I FUCKING HATE CATS!**
**Wad: ? :(**
**Woodwad: NO NOT YOU WAD *Pets wad***
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