Since I'll be on Vacation for a week, as a special treat you get the next chapter early! When I get back Chapter 3 will be up so see ya until then!
Back to the hunt of the puppet dude. Dipper arrives at the old town theater.
Dipper: Hmmm
It's so quiet, He hears muttering up on the catwalks. he goes there and somehows hear the conversation.
Gabe : Its just us my Darlings. no one understands, no one appreciates the arts like we do. But I'll show them. They'll all see! *muttering like a crazy person.
Dipper: (and i thought gideon had problems)
He heads up to him as Gabe continues muttering to himself then Grabs something to throw at his head but the rickety catwalk winds up squeaking.
Gabe : GAH! Who's there!?
Dipper: (dang he heard me) Hey asshole, bet you make out with those dolls after beating up girls
Gabe : These are works of ART! Blasphemer! Leave this sacred ground or face retribution!
Dipper: Oh my, I am so scared. did you have a bad child hood? are you possessed by a demon? I need to know so I know whether to feel guilty or not for kicking your ass for what you did to candy.
Gabe : That wench couldn't grasp the splendor of the arts. So I punished her. Like they told me to.
Dipper: They? who's they?
Gabe : Why my guides of course. *holds up his puppets* They always know what to do when I am uncertain. *eye twitches*
Dipper: yeah you are OH MY GOD A GIANT PUPPET BEHIND YOU!
Gabe : WHERE!? *Turns around*
He dashes at the crazed puppeteer and wraps his hands on his dolls
Gabe : GAH! NOOO! MY PRECIOUS! STAY AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS! *struggles*
Dipper: ITS TIME TO GET RID OF THESE STUPID SHITS!
After a brief struggle he pulls the puppets off his hands
Dipper: Show me your true colors
Gabe : *breathing heavily*
Dipper: What the hell?
Gabe's hands looked like something out of a horror show. Forcing him to hide them
Gabe : GIVE THEM BACK!
Dipper: (How does he even do anything at all with those hands or with puppets on them all the time) Tsc! you're not the weirdest thing I've seen. Now turn yourself in to the cops and face your punishment for your crimes of aggression against that girl or I swear I wont give these back!
Gabe : *Hisses at him and leaps at him*
Dipper gets in a boxer stance and screams
Dipper: LEFT HOOK!
Dipper knocks Gabe's block off with one punch to the face.
Dipper: you aren't a giant multi bear
Dipper pulls out his phone and calls the cops.
Then he throws the puppets on his unconscious body
Dipper : I'm not sure what happened to you that made you this way. but you need serious help.
He then walks away and messages Mabel about the current situation and to let candy know. Dipper gets back to the shack and grabs a cola from the fridge.
Dipper: sweet!
Candy : Dipper? *walks up behind him* T-Thank you for dealing with Gabe for me.
He looks at her as she looks so short compared to him. she had one pony tails style. he then hugs her.
Dipper : Don't worry, he'll never hurt you again.
Candy blushes as she feels so safe and protected in his strong arms. She could feel each bulging muscle rubbing against her body, he smells of deodorant old spice. he was tall.
Candy speaks in her native tongue.
Candy : "So strong, so valiant, I should have taken him as my love years ago"
Dipper: you say something?
Candy : No! N-Nothing at all. Just thank you... *nuzzles him as she blushes*
He smiles seeing that she was better. Later at that night He was in his old room that he and Mabel used to share when he receives a message on his phone
Dipper : Wonder who this could be. *checks his phone*
It was pacifica
Pacifica : "Hey Dipper. Um it was nice to see you"
Dipper: He paz how was your day? mine started freaky, nothing normal as usual
Pacifica: crazy customers. same as always. And having to clean up the mess whenever Manly Dan loses it.
Dipper: more like tantrum dan
Pacifica : Hahaha, you're so right.
Dipper: I see you changed
Pacifica : How so?
Dipper: You got some big buns *he smirks*
Pacifica : Y-you perv! /
Dipper: Want to see my cock?
Pacifica : Why would I want to see that!?
He sends the picture of a chicken (they call it cock too) then he sends a troll face
Pacifica : Oh... You freaking dork!
Dipper: hahahaha I'm just joking.
Pacifica : (two can play at that game) Would you like to see my pussy?
Dipper: oh my! should I accept my lady?
Pacifica : You better accept!
Dipper: I accept then
She sends him a cat picture.
Dipper: oh my god...IS SO CUTE
Pacifica : T-Thanks, I'm glad you like it. it's really soft and warm.
Dipper: You dont say...
Pacifica : Yeah, and it really purrs if you rub it just right.
Dipper: makes me wanna go there and see
Pacifica : I...I wouldn't mind...
Dipper: How about tomorrow?
Pacifica : Sure. What time?
Meanwhile with mabel and candy in the kitchen
Mabel : You gonna be ok?
Candy : I will now. thanks to your brother. *blushes, thinking about him*
Mabel: Hmm *looks at her* so how is Grenda?
Candy :Hehe. it's gonna be lady Grenda soon.
Mabel : No way, her boyfriend proposed!?
Candy: I guess he didn't want to wait anymore.
Mabel: guess we are behind her now right?
Candy: you seen anyone?
Mabel : I don't wanna talk about it...
Candy: bah. you just need to use those weapons you got
Mabel : My grappling hook?
Candy: your body silly. you got thick
Mabel : Oh yeah, you're right! I am thick! What warm blooded male could resist these curves?
Candy: there you go, I know you'll get one soon enough.
Mabel : Thanks Candy. And I'm sure you'll find someone better.
Candy : (I think I already have )
Next morning*
Dipper : *Yawns and stretches, getting out of bed in just his boxer shorts* Man what a nice night of sleep. Well I'm not supposed to meet Paz for a few hours. I guess I better get started on breakfast.
He goes downstairs
Mabel : Morning Bro!
Dipper: hey
Mabel : Hope you don't mind, but I had Candy stay over last night.
Dipper : Well where is she?
Mabel : I'm sure she'll wake up once that breakfast smell hits her nose.
Dipper: Hmm it might be good to get dressed
Mabel : Heheheh, yeah I'm pretty sure if she sees you she'll faint.
Dipper: nah, I'll do it after I'm done
He sings the bacon pancakes song as he cooks breakfast.
Mabel : Hahaha, I love that song.
Candy : *yawning, coming out of Mabel's room*
Mabel : Morning Candy!
Candy: Hey mabel thanks for letting me stay
Mabel : No problem Candy.
Dipper : Hey Candy, how do you feel. *wearing nothing but a "kiss the cook" apron*
Candy : *Jaw drops, with a drop of blood leaving her nose right before she faints *
Mabel : DIPPER!
Dipper : What? What did I do?
Mabel :I told you to put your clothes on!
Dipper:I thought the apron would be enough.
Mabel : A muscular man in nothing but an apron is every girls wet dream Dipper!
Dipper: Should i get her to bed?
Mabel : That would be a good idea.
Dipper picks up the unconscious girl and carries her to bed.
Mabel smirks at the scene
Mabel : Maybe a true loves kiss will wake her. Heheheh.
later on...
Dipper : Alright Mabel I'm going out.
Mabel : Do you have your shirt on?
Dipper: do you have your bra on?
Mabel : Touchè...
Dipper: No seriously I'm asking this because your kind of...to eager to get boys to notice you.
Mabel : Oh come on that was one time!
Dipper: And all day I was sending death glares to every guy looking at you the wrong way.
Mabel : Oh whatever, what about you beefcake? You don't plan to seduce the whole town do you? *nudges him*
Dipper: No but i did steal the bacon from your plate *runs*
Mabel : Wait WHAT!? Hey get back here with my bacon!
meanwhile Candy was dreaming about someone
Candy : Dipper... my Dipper... *drools*
Someone starts touching her face
Candy : Yes Dipper, kiss me. *puckers her lips*
Waddles: *oink*
She wound up kissing the pig, thinking it was Dipper
Candy: wait what? *opens her eyes* AAAAHHHHH!
She sees she didn't kiss dipper but the world cutest pig waddles, even though he was pretty big now, Mabel still thought of him as cute
Candy : Ewww, I kissed an actual Pig!
Mabel: You silly goose, Waddles is for hugs only
Candy : *wipes her mouth* No offense Waddles but you're a terrible kisser.
Mabel: Don't say that you'll hurt his feelings!
Candy : Is Dipper gone?
Mabel : Yeah, you're safe.
Candy: oh...
Mabel : You wanna talk about it Candy?
Candy: Who me? Nah I'm fine I'm just hungry yeah, you have something to eat please?
Mabel : Plenty. Dipper saved a plate for you and made me promise not to eat it.
Candy: Cool, Did you made those? and did you actually not eat anything?
Mabel : I didn't eat any and Dipper cooked.
Candy: He knows how to cook?
Mabel: He learned how to do lot of things.
Candy : Is there anything that man can't do?
Mabel : sure, we just don't talk about them. heheheh.
Meanwhile in the forest we see Gideon talking to a gnome.
Gideon: I told you to not steal those cookies, you're this close to be considered a pest.
Jeff : Oh come on its just cookies! At least we're not kidnapping women anymore!
Shmabulock : Shmabulock.
Jeff : Shut up, Shmabulock!
Gideon: Look just stay away for a while got it? go grab some fruits in the forest or fish or whatever.
Jeff : You ever tried to fish when you're this small? It's hard.
Gideon: Go make a giant gnome with the others i know you can do that, I'm being nice this time but don't push it OK? jeez so much for magical creatures *walks away*
Jeff : come on fellas let's go harvest some tree sap or something.
They all scurry off.
Dipper : You handled that pretty well.
Gideon: Wuh? Who's there?
Dipper : *Leaning against a tree* Guess who Gleeful.
Gideon: Manly Dan? *got the sunlight in his eyes*
Dipper : Oh come on I'm not that big. *steps into view.* Plus my voice is completely different.
Gideon: Pinetree?
Dipper : Only Bill ever called me that.
Gideon: Yeah but it's fun since you used to wear that hat all the time, also you have pines in your name.
Dipper : Fair enough but still... *Shivers from the flashbacks to weirdmaggedon* Please don't call me that...
Gideon: So the little Dipper ain't so little anymore. what brings you to town?
Dipper : Well me and Mabel were thinking about moving here, now that school is over.
Gideon: Hmmm Why here? is this place really that important?
Dipper : Are you kidding? We had the most memorable times of our lives here. even if we almost died a bunch of times and the world almost ended. but you know, "nevermind all that". Heheh.
Gideon: Does she still hate me?
Dipper : I don't know Gideon. but you helped us in the end so who knows?
Gideon: (YES! NEVER SURRENDER GLEEFUL) Ok.
Gideon: Having a hard time here and there but still standing
Dipper : Glad to hear it. Well I gotta meet Pacifica later. Mabel is at the shack if you want to see her.
Gideon: M-maybe later. (I'm not ready yet)
Dipper : Suit yourself. was good to see you Gideon
Gideon: it was fine see ya too Pines.
The grown up Pines heads back to town and looks around seeing how things are doing.
Dipper : I wonder where Pacifica lives now.
He types on the cellphone for more information and searches the address.
Dipper : Thank God for satellites.
He then goes to her house to meet up with good old northwest girl but when he hears arguing on the inside.
Dipper: Hmm?
Pacifica : UGH! You two are IMPOSSIBLE! *opens the door* Oh! Hi Dipper.
Dipper: Um is everything ok?
Pacifica : As ok as having two lousy parents.
Preston : I heard that young lady!
Priscilla : You're not going out in that are you?
Pacifica: Whatever! I'll go out in whatever I want!
Priscilla : How many times must I tell you? Appearance is everything!
Pacifica: I'm the embodiment of appearance! *shuts the door* So how are you?
Dipper : Oh I'm good. Ran into Gideon on the way here. Dealing with some gnomes.
Pacifica : Ugh, those little freaks? They tried to make me their queen once.
Dipper: Let me guess, they disguise themselves as your perfect boy type to fool you?
Pacifica : Yes! I told him I wasn't interested but uh...
Dipper: Hehehe what was their disguise?
Pacifica : Oh my gosh, where do I start?
Dipper: Just spill it
Pacifica : Tall, button up Jacket, It was just terrible.
Dipper: You fall for it?
Pacifica : Heck no! There was way too much going on with that.
Dipper: Yeah They turned into some kind of emo that Mabel thought was a vampire and I thought they were zombies but nope! gnomes.
Pacifica : Like wow... Vampires are so last decade.
Dipper: They are now but Mabel still has her twilight book as a memory
Pacifica : Bleh Twilight was terrible.
Dipper: So what is the deal with your parents?
Pacifica : Ugh, don't get me started. They can't accept I'm going to live my own life.
Dipper: (God i want to stare at her ass) Hmm Sounds harsh. How about we go do something fun?
Pacifica : Nothing would make me happier. *wraps around his arm* (Oh my gosh he feels so strong) *blushes*
The two head to the mall and have a good time taking a stroll and having lunch together.
Pacifica : So yeah, I threatened to beat the weirdos silly with my golf club if they ever came near me again.
Dipper : Hahaha, nice.
Pacifica: So you moving in?
Dipper : Maybe. If I have a good reason. *smirks* I mean it's not like there's a pretty woman keeping me here.
Pacifica: That so?
Dipper : Can you give me a reason to stay? *He touches her hand*
Pacifica : I-I think I can...
They lean in slowly, eyes never leaving each other. Then His cellphone Rings out like its saying "HEY! I AM COCKBLOCKING YOU!"
Dipper : (Dammit! )
Pacifica : (FUCK! SO CLOSE!)
Dipper : *Answers* Hello?
Candy: Dipper? sorry to bother you but we have a situation here.
Dipper : What's the problem? Did Mabel get her butt stuck in something again?
Pacifica : *snickers*
Candy: Ahnn...yes
Dipper:...*sigh* Im gonna need more coffee
Mabel : Hurry! I feel something pecking my ass!
Pacifica : Oh I gotta see this.
Sometime later in the park of gravity falls...
The sister was stuck on the slide in the park as she was struggling to get off.
Candy: Hang in there Mabel
Mabel : Like I have a choice.
Dipper : How on earth did this happen?
Pacifica : Ahahaha! Hahahahaha! Oh my god. Hahaha!
Dipper: You know your too big already and yet you used the slide like a kid.
Mabel : You're as young as you feel Dipper!
Pacifica: Your butt says otherwise.
Mabel : Who are you to talk about someone's butt Paz?
Pacifica : Someone who's not stuck on a slide. *gives Mabel butt a slap.*
Mabel : YAH! Alright! Can you get me out or not?
Pacifica : Hang on. *takes a picture* Heheh, blackmail.
Mabel: What!? hey stop that, Candy avenge me!
Pacifica : No one touches my phone! *Runs off as Candy chases her*
Dipper : Alright Mabel, give me your hands.
He said as this is not the first time this happened
Dipper : Ok, one, two, three! *uses all his strength to get her out of there.*
Mabel : Phew, thanks Dipping sauce.
Dipper : No more slides Mabel, seriously this happens way more than it should.
He then turn around to seeing Candy and Pacifica. Pacifica is keeping her away with her foot, holding her phone in the air.
Mabel: Well time to use my hook
Dipper : Um isn't that dangerous?
Mabel: Dangerous is me not getting that picture back.
Dipper : No grappling hook Mabel.
Mabel: Ugh fine. Party pooper...
Dipper : Alright girls, break it up. *walks over and separates them*
Pacifica: Thank god that girl is quick as fuck. * grabs his arm* come on Dipper, lets get back to the mall.
Candy : Wait! *She grabs onto him* Don't you want to hang out with me- I mean us! for a while?
The two girls glare at each other as they tug on Dippers arms. Mabel then sneaks over and hides quickly as she takes pacifica's cellphone while she's distracted
Mabel: Delete mission start
Pacifica : He's mine!
Candy : Mine!
Pacifica : I saw him first!
The girls were playing tug-of-war with Dippers arms fighting over who gets to have him.
Dipper : Sigh, its gonna be a long day...
To be continued
