'My lord', what have you to say about this?
'While flying around on your broom, you see a store that you used to shop at - Wal-Mart. Wondering how bad it's gotten since you've last shopped there, you barely walk into the building and there stands Voldemort, wearing his blue Wal-Mart vest, ready to greet you and put stickers on all of your items that you're returning. You wave, he waves back, and then you turn and run for your life.'
Now I'm curious, did you work at Wal-Mart whilst Harry was out kicking ass?
George Weasley
Another Weasley? Well,
Obviously this person is a copy cat. That is not me. I have never worked at this 'Wal-Mart.' I would never work in such a shop, nor have I ever had the intentions to.
What would you say if I said I was your horcrux?
Angelina Johnson
Miss. Johnson,
I would say that you were lying. I made seven, and you are not one of them.
Dear Tom,
Do you cut your toenails or do you let them grow?
Sincerely,
Ginny Weasley
Miss. Weasley,
I wondered when you would return to writing in my Diary. But in answer to your abnormal question, my toenails stopped growing after I divided my soul into seven parts.
Dear Tom,
I decided to bother you again. Hope that's alright (and if it's not, who cares?)
On a scale of one to ten, how evil would you say you are?
George Weasley.
P.S. You can't say 11.
Mr. Weasley again is it?
Hmm…12
Dear Tom,
Hmph. Whoop-de-doo, you found a way around my wording. Do you take pride in being this intelligent, Mr. Smarty-Pants?
George Weasley
Weasley (yet again? what a bother),
Yes, I take pride in my intelligence.
Oh but Mr. Riddle!
It's so hard to 'mind my own business' when well, this Muggle, (The author of the story Harry Potter - J.K Rowling), tells everyone who reads her books all about you and your traitorous members. Being 13 as nothing to do with the fact – Ever heard of maturity? Why, when you were a kid, didn't you act as if you were a 36 year old? That's what I thought. Also, WHY THE HELL DID YOU NOT PUBLISH MY DIARY ENTRY?!
Am I not good enough?!
Lizzie McDonnell
Lizzie McDonnell,
No, your question before was not appropriate for my liking. In addition, these questions you pose make no sense.
Dear Tom,
It must be hard to breathe. I mean your nose isn't really a nose is it? Your nose is really snake-like slits, so how can you take in a lot of oxygen when you're out of breath? Unless you're a mouth breather but then you'll look funny just keeping your mouth open all day.
Yours not-so-dearly,
Harry Potter
There is nothing wrong with my nose Harry Potter.
Dear Mr. Riddle,
Do you love your mum? Or are you too evil to love your mum?
Yours not-so-dearly,
The girl you dated at Hogwarts – She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named
'She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named,'
I have no mother, and I did not 'date' you at Hogwarts. I do not date. What is this filth you present me with?
Dear Mr. Riddle,
What do you, honestly, think about your muggle heritage?
Neville Longbottom
Ah, Mr. Longbottom,
I believe my thoughts on this are clear. If not? Look harder. I do not have the time to spell things out for you.
'After seeing Crookshanks eating a piece of paper, you ask him what he is doing. He responds by punching you in the face. Fed up with the cat, you take him back to the Common Room and attempt to sacrifice him to the 'Dark Lord'"
Will you accept my offering, master?
The Spirit of Severus Snape
Severus,
I do not want this cat you speak of. It is a vulgar creature, and I do not care if you 'attempt' to Sacrifice it to me, I will not accept it.
