Well here is the second chapter, a big thank you to everyone who reviewed or put it on your list of favorites. Currently I'm also writing two other stories but I'm going to try and update this one every couple of days. Just a quick side note here, anything said in bold are words being said by another character just to prevent confusion. So here is chapter 2, hope you enjoy and please review.
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans or Dr. Horrible and believe me, you won't have to look hard to find Dr. Horrible references.
Warning: Contains plenty OOC moments
"Hello again, I haven't really had time to update since the court case which technically wasn't our fault but in hindsight I probably shouldn't tell people when our training session is and Cyborg really shouldn't shoot at people who have press passes. What we're apparently supposed to do is ask them to leave then if they're still there call the cops and then if they don't go with the cops then the police tell us to use brute force. So apparently we did step three before we did step one and the local law enforcement isn't really happy when you do them out of order.
And now it's time for… What's New in Jump City?!
Well we just went through the court case and I've already told you all about that. One thing new is Beast Boy bought Rocky 3 and then went out and bought the Eye of the Tiger single and he has been playing it for three days straight driving us all almost completely insane"
"BB SHUT THAT OFF!"
"Oh Cyborg finally snapped. Seriously have you ever tried to listen to a song for three freaking days?! Trust me, nobody in the tower besides Beast Boy ever wants to hear that song again. Well except for Starfire, reminds me of the time she played the Hamster dance for the whole trip to Tokyo.
Also, I ran into Mammoth just the other day. Not really anything to tell we just passed each other by in the supermarket because it turns out that we go to the same Target store, I know what a crazy random happenstance right? I know what you're thinking, 'why didn't you kick his but?' and all, but you just do not attack another villain…or hero, not mentioning any names *cough* speedy *cough*, in a super market, it's called professional courtesy. The rule is, you do not attack another super villain in a supermarket when they're not committing a crime or when they're by the doughnuts. I don't know who came up with the rule but apparently the doughnuts area is like a safe zone or something.
Anyway, I got plenty of E-mails and snail mail about my love life. Apparently the whole online community is now demanding to know how my love life is going. So seeing as how totally pointless it is for me, a Batman trained martial arts master to hide anything for the internet community I created the new segment called…
How is Robin's Love Life Going?
Like the title? I made it myself, well kind of but that's not the point. The point is that I have been making a total fool of myself the past couple of days around Raven and unfortunately my teammates seam to notice. The first 'odd' incident was back last Saturday. Now I'm assuming that most of you are not familiar with our training course if you are then you are either
A Teen Titan
A Creepy Stalker
The Batman himself
So let me just give you a bit of info about the course. There is a section where some physical contact is required and no you perv's not the kind of 'contact' you are thinking about, by physical contact I mean your hands have to touch your partners hands and since I have to do this exercise with my gloves off and Cyborg has the brilliant idea to pair me with Rae, well things got…complicated. The course requires that one person swing the other over a wall, no you cannot fly over, it was meant to teach you how to work as a team and how to work together if your powers ever failed. So I was without my equipment and Raven couldn't use her powers. I also had to get rid of my gloves because I had lock picking keys in there and I have no idea how anyone could use those to scale a concrete wall but rules are rules. Damn you Batman.
So being the ever so Macho guy you've all come to know, I went first. Problem is, that Cyborg and don't get me wrong he's a great guy but when you're trying to pull the girl of your dreams over a concrete wall and he yells something like 'FOURTH AND LONG AND THEY'RE PUNTING!' well that's when you fell like pulling him aside and smacking him on the head. So I fell of the wall and both of us collapsed on the ground and I find myself on top of the girl I like in front of two of my best friends and my ex. Not what is wrong with that picture? Neither of us have ever mentioned that event since and I can't really decide if that's a good or bad thing. But neither Cyborg or Beast Boy really let me forget that event.
Emails!
StoleTehRemote writes:
Dear Robin
I speak on behalf of all the members at the RobXRae fan club and would just like to let you know that we applauded your choice of girl friend and…
Okay dude, first of all we are not boy friend and girl friend. I have a crush that is a long way from anything resembling a serious relationship. Second of all…THERE'S A FAN CLUB?! Completely devoted to getting me and Raven together?! What's next? Fan Fiction?
ILovLolCatz writes:
Yo Robin
I saw your last blog and you said you were having relationship problems. If you need any help I know plenty of people and web sites that could offer helpful advice.
Thank you ILovLolCatz, in fact I would like to thank all of you who sent emails with advice of suggestions to help me out. Well except for Zutarafanfvr 300 who said that telling people you alphabetize your sock draw is a sure way to draw chicks. But for the most part all your advice was very helpful. So now that…dang, emergency downtown. You just never give up, do you Red X?"
Well there is chapter 2. I know that there are no musical numbers but seriously I went through like three different drafts of this chapter and they all had musical numbers that were just plain stupid (like half the stuff I write) so sorry if you were looking forward to that but if you have any suggestions for musical numbers send me a message. If you have any suggestions at all please feel free to tell them to me. For instance if you say that I just wasted five minuets of your time then tell me how I can make the next five minuets of your time worthwhile…and no dropping writing altogether and going to work at Burger King does not count. For as the great sage Deadpool once said "If you shoot me, do I not heal?" to which Rosrach (however you spell that) answered, "I'll squeeze what little satisfaction I can out of it". Please review and hopefully I'll get chapter 3 up soon.
