A/N: This chapter contains HUGE yaoi reference. X3 I'm a big Yaoi fan... yay! It's very gay and in the good way. ^_^ Soooooooo... here's the end of my random crack.
Luffles you Malice-kun, Poptartz, Sugarplum, and Cheetoz!!!~3

Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I DON'T own Naruto and Sasuke.... or any other Naruto Characters. T_T Naruto and Sasuke would be mating like Rabbits. X3

Itachi would have done anything for her. When Itachi had stood, refusing to say 'go ahead,' she had cornered him against the wall. Her chest was pressing against his upper stomach, and she stared at him with hard eyes.

"I don't want to use an Alpha's voice with you, but I will if I have to!" she said. Itachi blushed, and then looked away. Sasuke was staring at them.

"I won't!" Itachi retorted. Chi put her hands on Itachi's hips gently, looking up at him with big, watery eyes. She was trying to use a combination of sex appeal and puppy eyes. It worked magic on Itachi. "Okay fine. Just get off me."

"Yes!" She pushed herself off the wall, and sat in front of Naruto and Sasuke. And then, in a low voice, she told them the tale of Itachi.

Once done, Chi leaned back on the table. Itachi was looking down. Both Naruto and Sasuke's mouths were slightly ajar.

"Are you serious?" Sasuke said finally. Itachi nodded.

"You have to move in here," Naruto said. "Your apartment is small, and you guys can have the rooms that we don't use. Everything is in place from when the Uchiha clan lived here. They're all dusted too, because I kept the rooms immaculate while Sasuke was out." Chi danced around the room, going outside.

"We're moving in!" Chi exclaimed, spinning around. Itachi watched with amusement. Sasuke observed this quietly, smirking. Surprising, there was an endearing affection with this moment. Sasuke had the sudden urge to lead Itachi around the house.

Slowly, Sasuke stood, and Naruto looked at him with curious eyes.

"Itachi, would you come with me?" Sasuke inquired. Itachi's eyes were torn from Chi. He stood, nodding. Sasuke walked out of the room with his older brother.

"So, why'd you want me to come for a walk with you."

"Now that I know you're story, I don't hate you. I want to show you something."

"Okay?" Itachi said, slightly confused. Sasuke led him to the main hall, and showed him a small table. It had two lone candles and two picture frames. One was an old, faded one picturing the fourth Hokage and a shorter, red haired woman. She was pregnant. The other was a picture of Itachi's dad, mother, Itachi himself, and Sasuke. It was taken years ago, when Itachi was about six. Sasuke was hugging onto Itachi's waist.

"Who's this?" Itachi asked, tracing the woman's figure with a finger.

"Naruto's parents. This is a sort of 'family corner.' My family." Sasuke pointed to the picture of the Uchihas. "And Naruto's family." Sasuke picked it up, looking at it with tender eyes. "I think Chi gave him this idea."

"How so?"

"She has a picture of her parents near her doorway."

"Now that you say it, I think I remember." He had seen a picture frame near the doorway. Not that he needed a picture to remember her parents. Her mother was always there with a cool drink after their training or playing. Itachi smiled, because Chi looked almost exactly like her mother, except for the Kekkai Genkai and hair color, which belonged to her father. Sasuke noticed his expression, and put the picture of Naruto's parents down.

"Well, we'll be living with each other from now on, so I'm going to go take a shower. I haven't taken a shower since at least two days ago." Itachi laughed a little bit.

Once Sasuke went to the bathroom, Itachi went into the living room where the rest were. Hidan had once more cracked into a puppy. Chi was sitting next to Naruto and they were telling stories animatedly. Itachi smiled, and sat next to Chi.

"Where's Sasuke?" Naruto asked.

"Taking a shower," Itachi replied. Naruto's face broke out into a grin, and he stood. Chi's ears twitched slightly as she heard a shower turn on.

"I'll be back soon." Naruto ran out of the room. Chi giggled, and leaned against Itachi a little bit. He sighed, and gently put his arm around her shoulders. She blushed.

"Chi?"

"Yes?" she murmured, leaning into him more heavily. At that moment, Hidan jumped on Itachi's lap, forcing them apart. Itachi glared at the dog, and Chi jumped slightly. Sasori—who was on the floor, staring off into space—reminded her of a certain list that was on her bedroom floor. "Oh, crap!" she yelled. "Itachi, I'll be right back. I forgot something from the house. If Naruto and Sasuke come back, tell them that I'll be right back." Itachi stood, holding Hidan in his arms.

"I want to go too. You might be ambushed." She stared skeptically at him.

"I'm in Konoha, I'll be fine."

"Still, take one of the dogs with you. Or me." Chi groaned slightly, and kissed his cheek, standing on her toes. It was strange, and it felt as though they were a couple. "Please?"

"Okay, fine," she said impatiently. "Come on, Deidara." Deidara barked, and followed her to the door. "I'll be back soon. I'm just going to run to the house."

"Alright, come back soon!"

Once she was gone, Itachi sat on the couch. The puppies were playing on the floor. He leaned back, and felt his hair. It was almost dry. Setting Hidan down, Itachi walked into the kitchen. He dunked his head in the sink, and got his hair wet once again. The sweatpants from his Otouto were still too tight. Sasuke had a slimmer waist than his. Sasuke was smaller than Itachi, surprisingly. He had turned out to be tall, but slim. He was slightly shorter than Itachi, who was 6 ft. Letting out a rather long sigh, Itachi leaned against the counter. They were better than Chi's, at least. Those felt as though he was being constricted. Hidan padded into the kitchen, sitting at his feet and growling at him. Itachi picked him up, and put him into the sink, turning on the water. Soon, Hidan was sprawling on the counter.

"Asshole," Hidan hissed, easing himself out of the sink, and onto the floor. Itachi laughed, and Hidan stalked out, smoothing his hair back and getting the orange sweatpants outside on the stairs. Once he came back, Hidan sat on the counter, seething.

"Down boy," Itachi laughed out.

"Who do you think you are, cuddling with Chi like that?" Itachi jumped in surprise. It was the first time Hidan hadn't called her a name when talking to Chi or about her. "Honestly, you know who has feelings about her and who doesn't!"

"I have feelings too, Otouto," Itachi said with a sting in his voice. Hidan completely hated Itachi's derogatory nickname for him.

"Call Sasuke that," Hidan yelled, acting very much like a small child.

"Feelings aside, we should probably get some clothes soon."

"Yeah, but you look very feminine in Sasuke's pants." Itachi sent him a death glare with his Sharingan. He was glad that he still had both the look of his Mangekyou Sharingan and his store of Chakra. Although, for their safety, he masked it. Everyone masked their insane amounts of Chakra, which tended to make most irritable. Except, as puppies, no one had any Chakra, so that was the good thing. The only 'hurtful' thing that they could do as puppies is biting each other…. Often, that hurt because they were now all in their teething stages of life, and wanted to bite something. That something turned out to be each other's tails. He was going to have to ask Chi if she could buy them some hard, plastic toys. She'd probably understand. At that moment, Chi came back with Deidara—still a puppy—and she was holding a list. Quickly, Chi removed Deidara's collar and leash, and disappeared out the door once again. Itachi swore, using a transformation jutsu and turning himself into a regular citizen with long, blonde hair and blue eyes. He masked his Chakra again, and his disguise was perfect. Hidan stared at him.

"I used to be ANBU, so I had to disguise myself a lot. I'm rather good at it." He ran into Naruto and Sasuke's room—they were still taking a shower—and grabbed one of Naruto's shirts. He pulled on some of Sasuke's shoes—which were two sizes too small—and ran out the door. Honestly, he looked like a very poor person.

Once on the street, he found Chi easily. It wasn't hard to miss a person with wolf ears, tail, and black wings. Plus, her long red hair made her easy to spot. She was talking with a fourteen-year-old boy. He remembered his face from long ago. It was Konohamaru. Itachi stayed back, keeping the two in one eye while he pretended to be interested in a Dango stand. Chi waved good-bye to Konohamaru, and the small boy ran off. Chi studied a piece of paper. She walked into a store, and Itachi walked near the store's opening, thinking about buying a cup of tea. He shuffled his feet absentmindedly, waiting for her to come out. She was carrying a shopping bag with bits and pieces. Itachi was confused, but followed her none-the-less. She took a pen from her mouth, and crossed a few things off on the list. She walked past a few more stores—getting stares from numerous guys—and headed into yet another. This one sold various house supplies. Itachi was even more confused as she bought a box of large, clear trash bags, some thread, and some sewing needles. She went out of the store, with another bag, and started to go back to the Uchiha Manor. A girl stopped her, seeing that she was on the way to the Uchiha Manor. She had pink hair, and jade-green eyes. Her hair reached down to about her shoulders. Itachi had remembered her from the visit with that shy girl, Hinata. After some laughing, they started to walk back to the Uchiha Manor together. Itachi swore, and disappeared into a cloud of smoke.

Chi had expected that, when she got to the manor, all of the Akatsuki would be dogs. She was wrong. Very, very, wrong. The living room was in an uproar, with Itachi trying to usher a naked Deidara, Zetsu, and Kakuzu into another room. Itachi failed epically because Sakura and Chi walked in when Itachi was yelling at Deidara. Sasuke was drying his hair with a towel, and both Naruto and Sasuke were in yukatas. Sakura's eyes widened at the sight of Deidara—who she remembered quite well from the Suna incident with Gaara.

"YOU!" she yelled, stomping in the living room, and starting to beat on Deidara. He was a little bit helpless with his naked state, and he was trying to cover his front while fending off her attacks. "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!" She yelled louder. Itachi calmly put his hand over her mouth, holding her back.

"Please stop," he said quietly. "We're not the bad guys anymore."

"We're not, un," Deidara murmured. Chi went over to the couch, and sat next to Deidara, petting his hair gently.

"I still hate all of you!" Sakura said. "You're the one that killed Sasuke's family, but here he is just standing there like it's normal! And laughing!" She was fuming, Chi could see that. Sasuke was laughing, handing the towel to Naruto to dry his hair off too. His was all over the place from messing it up with the towel, and he smoothed it back. Then, he spiked the back, making it like his old hairstyle.

"I'm standing here and laughing because there's nothing wrong. They're moving in with us, anyway."

"They're what?!?" Sakura's jaw hung slightly ajar. The ones that were puppies were walking into the kitchen to get their hair wet by Kakuzu. Chi set both of her bags down, and Sasori picked them up, going off into a corner to work. Sakura stared at him with wide eyes. "Why is he alive?" Sakura asked.

"He's a puppet?" Chi said in a questioning tone.

"We're all alive," Zetsu said, slicking his hair back. "Pein and Konan used two jutsus on us, and we don't exactly know how they work." Itachi laughed wryly, and released his hold on Sakura hesitantly. Deidara and Sakura stared at each other for a few seconds, before Sakura sat next to Chi. Itachi had nowhere to sit, so he sat on the coffee table. Sasuke walked over and sat next to him. Sakura observed this.

"I still don't like any of you," Sakura deadpanned. "Hidan killed Asuma, Itachi the Uchiha Clan, Deidara killed Gaara, and you are all S-ranked criminals. All of you are sitting in front of the Hokage like it's nothing!" Sakura exclaimed.

"There's a reason behind that," Naruto said.

"They're not evil anymore. You see, I could walk in front of Hidan, and he wouldn't grab me," Naruto said, walking in front of Hidan. Hidan smirked, and picked Naruto up, throwing him over his shoulder, and making to go outside. Sasuke's face was pure horror. Hidan laughed, and threw Naruto back on his feet.

"I'm kidding, fox." Chi giggled, and Naruto walked to Sasuke.

"YOU NEVER TOUCH HIM LIKE THAT AGAIN!" Sasuke seethed, growling at Hidan, and standing in front of Naruto protectively. Chi laughed, picturing a kitten-Sasuke in front of a big Wolf like Hidan. That was what it looked like, anyway. Naruto gave Sasuke a big bear hug from behind, grinning.

"Calm down, Sasuke." Sasuke did, and sat back next to Itachi. Itachi smiled down at his Otouto. Then, Itachi told the story of how they got to be turned into dogs. Frankly, none of them had ever heard it. Except for the Akatsuki themselves, obviously.

"Once the Peins had all died, and peace was restored to Konoha, a certain seal went off inside of our rings and Sasori's 'heart.' Then, we were all newborn puppies, who couldn't even walk. All of our ninja tools, Akatsuki cloaks, and ninja bands were deserted as different people came upon us struggling for life. Hidan had been born atop of his burial ground, and Kakuzu just nearby. I was born at the old Uchiha hideout, completely blind. I had all of my memories from when I was alive, but they were fuzzy. I sat there for about three days until my new owner came by and picked me up. By then, my eyes had opened and I had remembered most of my memories."

"Wait, puppies eyes don't open until at least nine days after they're born."

"We mature faster than normal puppies when we're with each other. When we're not, we mature slowly, but still faster than other puppies. By the way, we're all teething. We need hard, plastic toys to chew on instead of each other's tails," Itachi said, laughing.

"I have a box of them, because I'm Konoha's pet sitting service," Chi deadpanned. Itachi looked at her skeptically. Chi nodded.

"Okay, anyway, my new owner was a rouge, so he wasn't around that much. I grew and grew, until my ninja died. I was alone again, sitting in his house. I lived off the dog food, until I stuck my muzzle into the water deeper. I instantly cracked into a man, and I walked—clumsily, at first—outside. I walked into the forest until I got dry again. Then, I ran into a blue puppy about my size. It was Kisame, naturally. At this time, a similar thing was happening with the rest of the Akatsuki. Together, we found ourselves at a small town. There, we ran into Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara, Tobi, and Sasori. Soon after, we ran into a woman. She took us in, and that's where we met Zetsu. We grew for a time, until she was killed because of Zetsu. He accidentally forgot to mask his Chakra once when he turned into a human, and ninjas came and killed her, as a precaution. We hid in the corner of the living room, as we were scared. Surprisingly, they were Konoha ninjas, and they took a wooden box, picked us up, and carried us to your house. We sat in there for at least an hour or two, then you arrived. The rest you know." Chi nodded, and stood, sitting next to Itachi. She leaned on him. The rest of the Akatsuki yelped, and then Hidan, Tobi, and Kisame leaped at Itachi, tackling him to the ground. They started to wrestle, the four men yelling profanities at each other.

"Would you four stop!" Chi and Sakura yelled at the same time. The all stopped wrestling, and looked at both girls.

"Stop wrestling, Nee-chan." Itachi wriggled out of it, smoothing back his almost-dry hair. All of the Akatsuki, except for Deidara, cracked into puppies. Deidara sighed a little bit as the puppies swarmed around Sakura. She sighed, but was destroyed by their cuteness. Sasori brought eight bracelets over to Chi. They were made of mostly plastic, with clear pieces of trash bag sown on to hold water. They were all very watertight, and kept all of the Akatsuki members in contact with water until the water evaporated. She stood, going into the kitchen. The puppies, Itachi, Deidara, and Sakura followed her. She put their paws in the sink, and ran the water. Seven naked men stood in the kitchen. Chi quickly filled the bracelets with water, and clasped them on each of the men. They all fit rather well.

"Thank you, Sasori, un." Itachi ran his hand through his hair, which was now dry. Chi combed through it gently, smiling.

"You remember when we were little, it was so fun to screw around with your hair." Itachi laughed, and shook his head.

"I hated it. Now, it's rather soothing." Chi giggled. Hidan growled a little bit, glaring at him. She snuggled into his back with her nose gently.

"Chi, they need clothes." She jumped at the sound of Sasuke's voice.

"Well, let's go shopping," Chi said.

Naruto got a piece of paper, and a pencil.

"Alright everyone, write your sizes of everything here." They stood in a line, writing quick notes. Sasuke picked up the piece of paper once they were done.

"Everyone in the Akatsuki is rather big, aren't they?" Chi giggled at the perverted sounding joke.

"Stop being pervy, Chi!" Sakura said, starting to laugh. Chi giggled more, and soon the two girls were standing there laughing. Hidan walked over to Chi, and pat her head. Chi growled, and bit his hand hard. Itachi chuckled, and walked over to both of them. Gently, he removed Chi from Hidan's hand, and hugged her.

"No biting," he admonished gently.

"Okay, fine," she pouted, crossing her arms. Sakura laughed.

"Anyway," Sasuke said, studying the paper more closely.

"We should go clothes shopping," Naruto finished.

"Yes, I was about to say that. Well, Naruto and I should go. Women shopping for men's clothes would look…well, different. Chi and Sakura, watch the Akatsuki please." Chi bowed mockingly, and Sakura saluted.

"Yes Hokage's-fiancé-kun!" Sasuke groaned, and Chi hugged both of the men tightly. "Don't take to long, here, I'll give you some money." She rummaged through her pockets for a second, and then took out a wallet. She handed both men a wad of money.

When Sasuke and Naruto left, Chi walked into the living room. Some of the Akatsuki followed—some of the Akatsuki being Itachi, Hidan, Kisame, and Tobi. Chi curled up on the couch like a cat, mindful of her skirt.

"Hey, Chi-chan?"

"Yes, Tobi-kun?"

"If you can change into any animal, why aren't you a dog when we are?"

"There's a reason behind that. Yes, my Kekkai Genkai does allow me to become an animal at anytime, but if I continue to stay in that state, my mind becomes more animalistic, and I can no longer control myself, really. I can only use the Kekkai Genkai in short spouts, or—like you see me here—certain traits are an animal's." It was hard to explain, but she worded it much like her father did when he explained the Kekkai Genkai. "You have to hold onto your humanity with every fiber of your being, or else the mind you have as a human will wash away." Itachi frowned and sat next to Chi, but a little ways away, so none of the other guys could complain. Hidan saw this, and grimaced slightly, but—just to spite everyone else—he sat right next to Chi. Kisame grimaced. Tobi growled a little bit, but hid it behind his hand. They heard the door open and close, and Naruto and Sasuke walked in with numerous bags.

Once the two men had laid the bags on the coffee table, they sat on the couch. All the Akatsuki members attacked the bags, finding out whose clothes were whose. They dressed out in the living room, stretching. Everyone's clothes fit perfectly. Chi clapped her hands, and made everyone turn around. Sasori, Hidan, Tobi, and Kisame were dressed in all black. Itachi was dressed in a dark red shirt with black pants. Kakuzu and Zetsu were dressed in white, and Deidara was dressed in a dark blue. Chi giggled happily.

"Yay! No more naked men!" Sakura said happily.

"Well, we're moving in here, so we need to get boxes," Chi thought out loud. Itachi nodded in agreement, sitting down in a chair.

"I have boxes in a room from when I moved to my own apartment here," Naruto said. Chi nodded. "I'll go get them."

"I also have the box that you guys came in," Chi said, smiling a little bit. Kisame sat on the couch, and Sakura sat next to Chi.

"Here's the boxes," Naruto said, walking in with a pile of boxes standing higher than his head. Chi giggled, and the Akatsuki took all of them.

"We'll need a cart too," Kakuzu pointed out. "A cheap one."

"I can probably get us a free one from Ichiraku ramen," Naruto said.

"Yeah, they're glad that the Hokage is such a big customer," Sasuke teased. "It's where you usually take me out to dinner." Chi laughed. The Akatsuki removed their bracelets, and dried their wrists off. Each one cracked into puppies. Chi picked up the bracelets, and drained them outside, coming back in. They had all hopped inside of a box, and curled up. Naruto was gone.

A few minutes later, Naruto came back dragging a cart. Chi, Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto all loaded the cart full of boxes. Then, they all started to push the cart simultaneously. Soon, they were back in front of Chi's small apartment. The dogs hopped out of the box and cart, and were barking in front of the door. Sasuke carried the boxes this time. They started to pack; the Akatsuki had turned back into humans, and were helping. Sakura had bought tape, and soon all of the apartment's contents were emptied.

They loaded all of the boxes onto the cart, and started to push it forward again. The puppies followed, running in front of the cart a little bit. Itachi whined because he couldn't turn into a human and push the cart. Chi sighed, and pushed her body forwards even more. Finally, they were at the Uchiha Manor, and they pushed the cart into the Uchiha Manor's main path to the door. Then, they unloaded the boxes into each spare room. Chi leaned against Itachi—who had turned back into a human as soon as they were inside the manor—heavily, and sighed. He smiled slightly, and put his arm around her shoulders. Naruto came running up right then, breathing heavily.

"What is it?" The Hokage was grinning.

"Sasuke…."

"Sasuke?" Itachi inquiring. "What is it? Is Otouto okay?"

"We're going to get married in two weeks," Naruto said, completely out of breath.

"Are you serious!" Chi exclaimed. Naruto nodded. Chi hugged him, picking Naruto up, and spinning him around. She was giggling happily.

"Okay, okay, Chi stop! It's embarrassing to be picked up be a girl!" Naruto squirmed with a strained voice. Chi released him, and went skipping off to find Sasuke.

Finally, she found him sitting on the stairs of the side door to the manor. He was staring out at the sky in his yukatas, smiling happily.

"Sasuke-kun!" He immediately turned around, looking at her with a large grin on his face. "SASUKE! YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED!" Chi ran over, and hugged him tightly. Sasuke hugged her back, smiling.

"Yeah, I am. To Naruto!" They squealed for a few seconds. "Oh gosh, we have to invite everyone!" Chi laughed.

"Not the politicians!"

"Maybe the politicians." Chi giggled.

"Why?" she inquired.

"Well," Sasuke explained. "Now that they see us getting married, they'll know we're serious!" Chi was shocked at Sasuke's quick thinking.

"Hell yeah!" Hidan walked outside.

"Heard you two were getting married. The fox and you." Sasuke nodded happily.

"They are!" Chi giggled happily. "Everyone is going to have to be dogs for the wedding, by the way." Hidan growled.

"I don't want to be a dog," Tobi whined from behind Hidan. Chi stood up, and hugged Tobi tightly. Sasuke stood, walking back into the living room, and sitting on the couch. Sakura sat in one of the recliners, happy for her best friends.

The two weeks passed by quickly, and the date of the wedding approached. Chi, Sasuke, and Sakura were on Cloud Nine since the day the wedding was proposed. It was to be a small get together, with only a couple of friends. Kazekage Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro were coming in a day before the wedding. Everything was ready, and the day of the Hokage's marriage was finally there.

Sasuke sat on his bed nervously. Chi spun into the room holding some clothes in her hands. Sakura trailed behind her, holding other various things.

"Sasuke-kun! I have a clothes and everything you need!" Chi sang out. She closed and locked the door, grinning at Sasuke. Sakura smiled.

"Yup Sasuke, would you let us dress you?"

"As long as you don't make me look like a girl," Sasuke groaned. Chi squealed, and sat on the bed, making Sasuke close his eyes.

"Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue," Chi muttered gently. "Sasuke, you need to undress." Sasuke followed her orders "Well, Sakura, what should we do with him?" Sakura opened their makeup case, and smiled a little bit. "I have an idea. We're having the wedding tonight, right?" Sakura nodded. "In the moonlight with lots of candles?" Sakura nodded again.

"You know that, don't you?"

"Yup! Just making sure." She gave Sakura a mischievous grin. Quickly, she took out a small pot of paint. "Okay, Sasuke, you can't move for quite a while." Sasuke nodded quickly, and then stayed still. "This is going to feel good. Sakura, go and watch outside. If Itachi comes in, let him in. He'll probably be a dog because Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari are here." Sakura nodded, and went outside of the door. Chi started to spread the slightly translucent paint all around Sasuke's body. She started on the face, accenting his cheekbones, and swirling it to make a circle. She smiled as she worked, slowly making her way down Sasuke's body. Sakura opened the door.

"It's Itachi. He wants to say hello to his brother."

"Let him in," Chi said, not taking her eyes off of Sasuke's lower stomach. "Sasuke, dear, lay on your back." Sasuke obeyed, and opened his eyes. "Hey, no looking down!" Chi admonished. "You'll mess up the paint on your neck." Itachi walked in, closing the door behind him. Chi didn't remove her eyes from Sasuke's arm that she had moved on to. Itachi smiled, crossing his arm.

"Hello, Otouto."

"Hello Nii-chan," Sasuke murmured. Itachi traced the lines with his eyes.

"Sparkles?"

"It'll look good, Itachi-kun. It's fast-drying, and will only come off in the shower." She smiled at him. "Then, I'll have to go get dressed. Oh, and Hinata has a gift for all of you." Itachi shuddered a little bit.

"She's trying to find me," he said. Chi laughed, and moved onto Sasuke's legs. She was soon done with those. Itachi watched in silence as he watched the woman he liked concentrate on his Otouto.

"Stand up Sasuke," she ordered, and Sasuke obeyed. Slowly, she started to work on Sasuke's back, and soon his butt.

"No body will be seeing that, will they?" Itachi inquired. Chi gave him a mischievous grin. "What is that look for?"

"Naruto will see it." She worked quickly on his legs. Then, she straightened, and leaned against Itachi. "Pretty so far, isn't he?" she asked.

"Yeah, you did good." She kissed his cheek in thanks.

"Well, Sasuke. Don't move for about five minutes. I think I can start to work on your face." Chi rummaged through Sakura and her make-up case for a few seconds, and asked Itachi to walk over to her. "Hold these." She dumped some small containers in his hands, and picked up a pencil. Slowly, she started on his makeup. Sasuke was shuffling by the time she was done. "Well, you're done for your body. Now to dress you." She pulled Itachi towards the bed, and lay out at least five different outfits for Sasuke. They all fit Sasuke's frame rather well. Itachi sat there for a second, and pointed to one.

"I like this one."

"So do I," Chi agreed. She picked it up, giving the clothes to Sasuke. "You should be dry now." He nodded, and dressed in the clothes she gave him.

"You sure that this is suitable for an almost fall night?" Sasuke asked, looking down.

"It's rather warm."

"Okay, I'm trusting you." Chi smiled, and took a small clip from the bed, and clipped one side of Sasuke's hair back.

"Something Blue. Something borrowed…." She looked around, and grabbed a small white choker from her dresser. "This is mine. So, you have something borrowed. Something new is your clothes, and something old is…" Chi had an idea, and rummaged in her drawers for a few seconds. She brought out a pair of white gloves. "These might seem strange on a guy, but you fit it, Sasuke." He growled at her, and pulled them on. Chi grinned, and hopped up and down. Sakura knocked at the door again, and Itachi took his bracelet off, wiping his wrist on his pants. He cracked back into a dog, and Sakura popped her head in.

"Hinata needs to find the last dog. She has a gift for all of them, but can't find the eighth. And there he is." Sakura poked her hand in, holding up a long ribbon.

"Give it to me," Chi said, taking the ribbon. Sakura was staring at Sasuke.

"Sasuke. You look…good. Naruto will love it!" Sasuke smiled at her.

"The wedding is starting in about ten minutes. Go into my bathroom. I have to change." She kneeled down, tying the ribbon around Itachi's neck into a bow. It was white with small designs. She nuzzled Itachi's furry cheek, giggling. The ribbon strangely complemented Itachi's fur color and eyes. "Run along, Itachi-kun." The puppy licked her cheek, and then darted out of the room, sliding on the wooden floor. She laughed, and Sasuke walked into her bathroom.

Chi changed into a white dress with a little bit of lace around the collar that fell down to the middle of her chest. She spun around.

"You can come out, Sasuke." He walked out of the bathroom, nervous.

"Chi-chan?"

"Sasuke, don't chicken out!" she admonished harshly.

"It's not that. I'm nervous, but it's just that this feels right. It feels right marrying Naruto-kun." She smiled, and took him by the arm. She opened the door, and saw eight puppies staring up at them. Chi sighed heavily, shaking her head.

"Well, let's go." They walked through the deserted house out into the Uchiha Manor. Naruto gasped as he saw Sasuke standing with Chi in the doorway.

A/N: Huge Cliffhanger. =3 I'm about a third done with the third chapter. ^_^"