I screemed an begin to cri as a tunk plowd throg teh malbu an rold on top of me, flatening me into a frut rolup. a healy gay striper savd me by tuching me but he tuchd my dik inaporpropprty!
i cryed raep wich intantly gut rid of timys wuntd levul an teh molasser hely cut gut wated inted. butt his gost posesied pil casowary who cam fur us wit a mingiun!
"YOU GAY BATERDS" he rored as he filetd us bth wit teh monogon. anothr heely necomancr dud savd us befur posesd pihl kild him but dyed wehn teh amblanc eploded fur no resin.
i ran al da wai to teh hopital, i was stresd so i pnchd cars so hard tehy exdploded in on hit but IM NUT EMO I JSUT HAV EMOTISHUNAL PROEBELMS SUMTIEMS OK EVRON DUS ITS NURMEL. i gut to teh huiputal but he want tehr yat. wile i wated, a cockroom frum madagaycar flue too me wit mageg an blesd me wit an incanrtattin spooken in hises. teh babby in my worm caem to intant turm an i wtnt ino labbur OMG!
ASKHASDGKJH i screemed as teh watur n blud pored frum my vago an runned my punts. at dat momint, tomy poofd besid me.
"ok im aliv agin wat did i mis-"
"TOOMY TEH BABE IS CUMMING"
"HOLY TEH FUXOR HOW"
"ILL EPLANE LATUR BUT I GOTA TAEK TEH MADEST DUMP RN"
I screemed bludy murdr wich crashd too hellcoppers flyeng ovrhed an poopd taht mutherfocker rigt teh fuk ot. it popd ot so hrd it flew into it's dad an broek 3 robs.
ater timer repawnd agin cus he gut wastd frum teh babby, he crdled his butiful sun wit teers in his wrinky eeys.
"my sin your so betiful, im gunna naem u greg"
"wy grg" i assed.
"bacas i liek dat naem"
"BUT I HAT GREGG!" i shitted.
"tehn wut u wan naem him prnces"
"tomy aftr his fatter"
"ok tat wurks to"
I kisd my fancee but kisd or babby.
we wnt to his solen mansin butt...cihld survices was ther, tehy wer guna cum al ovr or babby!
