Chapter 2: The chapter with mew mew Ichigo and mew mew Pudding on the Asura

The TSAB members stood in shock when they saw who were on board of gigantic and magnificent ship. Absolute silence.

"That are the biggest ears I've ever seen." Amy said killing the silence.

"Was that supposed to be an insult, or a compliment?" A purple haired alien said in monotonous voice, which made Amy squeak a little.

Suddenly Lindy cleared her throat and asked nicely "May I ask where you're destination lies, and why you're going there?"

"Are you the captain of the ship?" The alien asked, and earned a nod from Lindy "We're heading to Earth, and we'd like to keep the reasons to our self." He answered.

"Then we, as the TSAB, can't let you pass, unless you assure us that you're not planning on hurting any innocent people." Lindy said in a serious tone.

"We pro-" But the alien was cut short by Chrono who asked "Are you the only one on the ship, and if there are more members I think it's better if we meet them too. And we'd like to know your name, too."

The alien sighed before answering "There are two more people here, I'll get them in a minute and my name is Pai." At that point Lindy and Amy shot into a laughing fit and even Chrono had a hard time not to laugh.

"P-Pie, who… made up… THAT name." Lindy and Amy said unison.

Pai twitched slightly and said slowly as if talking to two retards "My mother of course."

Chrono slapped his forehead, sighed and shook his head for good measures before saying "Just ignore those two, it's what we all do when they are in this kind of mood."

And so they did. They began to hammer out some details while in the background Lindy and Amy were playing around with Lindy's abilitie to summon up different cosplay items. Right now Lindy had somehow gotten her hands on a mew mew ichigo costume in her size and one of mew mew pudding for Amy.

Unknown to them all, another alien was watching and saw them and couldn't help but burst out in laughing saying "I knew she was an old hag."

*twitch* "A disturbance in the force, I felt." Lindy said while suddenly looking like Yoda. Amy was by then bowing down to the greatness that is Lindy's cosplay powers. Chrono was still trying to ignore the two but it just wasn't working as the humongous pulsing vein on the side of his head could attest to. The UCM's and the inhabitants of the other ship were just trying to think up a good reason that had those two had such high ranking positions.

Somewhere in Tokyo

"Ichigo-san, why are you growling?" Letuce asked gently.

"I have the sudden feeling someone called me an old hag and no one refuted the fact!" Ichigo growled out.

Meanwhile at Shamals medic bay.

"So what are you going to tell Nanoha?" Shamal asked Fate.

"Why would I tell her? It's not like want to end the universe or your life for that matter." Fate asked in her normal deadpan manner.

Shamal sweatdropped and gulped slightly but had to admit Fate was probably right in her assumption of Nanoha's reaction. "I've got a brilliant idea! Let's just not tell Nanoha about this!"

"What aren't you going to tell me about?" Nanoha asked brightly but with a slight edge. Fate and Shamal both gulped slightly, although Fate wasn't exactly sure why.

"What do you mean?" Shamal asked trying get some more time to think up a excuse.

"Well... uh... uhm... you see uh..." Fate stuttered trying to battle her own excitement and fear but failing. "I'm just like Arf!" she yelled excitedly.

Nanoha could only blink while Shamal slapped her fore head and began to pray for a good afterlife. Nanoha was just planning on making a scathing remark like Lindy-san had been teaching her when she saw the look on Fate's face. 'It's way to cute to be legal, I'm certain of that.' this was the only thought that went through her head till she noticed that Shamal had been looking. She couldn't help but growl slightly and think 'MINE!'

On earth with the Mews again

At the moment, all the mews and Berry, Ryo, Keiichiro, Tasuku, Masaya and of course Masha were at Mint's house having a karaoke party. At the moment Mint was singing: I believe I can fly.

Then came Zakuro with: Who let the dogs out ( As you may have noticed they do not choose their own songs)

Then came Pudding with: Candy cave

Then Ichigo with: Eye of the tiger and was promptly forced to sing the kitty cat song.

A little while later it was finally Letuces turn and she had to sing Doo Dah day.

In the middle of the song Masha came with the message that there had been a sighting of a chimera animals.

"Well girls," Ryo said "you know what this means don't you?"

"Oh no." "God no." NONONONO!" were some of the words flying around.

"Oh yes, Go, go Tokyo Mew Mew!" Ryo yelled in a Power Ranger kind of way. The rest just shook their head or in Mints case slammed their head into the table.

Later at the battlefield

"Since when has this park turned into a pokemon battle field?" Mint asked.

"Beats me." Ichigo answered. Then suddenly the ground started to shake and a great mole chimera anima appeared out of the ground.

"Oehhhhh, not good." One of the mews said when a sand attack was fired at them, and they had to jump out of the way. Unfortunately, Berry was the last to jump away and got slightly hit by the attack, and now her foot was stuck in massive ground. But with help from Zakuro's whip, Berry got loose. She got in her hero pose yelling "We the Tokyo's fight for justice, truth and all that's good against all evil, and that means YOU!"

"Berry, 1) waaayy too long, 2) We are Tokyo Mew Mew not a baseball team, get it right!" Mint Yelled aggravated with the rest nodding around her.

"Al right, al right. We the Mew Mew Tokyo's fight for justice, truth and all that's good against all that's evil and that means YOU!"

"No, no it's Tokyo Mew Mew! Oh you know what? Never mind!" Mint sighed then looked up to see where the rest had gone. She found them having a nice cup of tea on top of the dead Chimera animal. "Hey, what do you think you're doing? Why didn't you offer me some, too?"

Back at the Asura

"AH!" Amy suddenly exclaimed as she was changing into a new cosplay uniform(sailor Mars) "There was something I was supposed to tell you, Chrono-kun!" while saying this she pointed at both herself and Chrono forgetting about the fact that she had been using her hands to brace herself against the wall thus falling flat on her face. "Owie..."

Chrono slapped himself on the forehead and sighed before looking at the inhabitants on the other ship and saying "I'm really sorry about this but it seems that I'm going to have to cut this short. However seeing as I think you have no really malicious business on planet 97 we'll let you through." that said he turned of the Big Screen and turned back to the still whining Amy.

"What was it that you needed?" he asked with the sigh of a long suffering young man.

Dressed as she was, in a sailor outfit and an holographic firebow in hands, it was hard to take her seriously but he made a valiant effort.

"The reason I was actually bothering you was that I had found a school." She said in a enthusiastic way. Chrono just couldn't take her seriously with her suit and that face; his mouth corners twitched as if they were trying to become a smile without his approval. Amy saw this and thought he was making fun of her and once again ran towards Lindy screaming about him being a meany.

Back with the Mews

"Oh, we're sorry Mint but you looked so busy, we thought it better not to disturb you." Ichigo said with a slight smirk.

*Twitch* Mint frowned petulantly and pouting slightly. Unbeknownst to her Zakuro who had seen that found that to be absolutely adorable. 'Damnit Zakuro, she's jailbait!'

An hour later in front of the Mew mew café

Two reporters were standing in front of the place and were casting suspicious glances at the general public. They were also whispering to each other in a suspicious way.

"So, we're doing this in a subtle way, right?"said reporter #1. #2 Nodded fervently with a slight ditzy grin on her face that made #1 slightly nervous but she just shook it off. They made their way inside and immediately came face to face with a young Chinese looking blonde pre-teen. #2 got a glint in her eyes that made #1 shiver again.

"Can I help you?" the girl asked with a shining smile. #1 was temporarily blinded while #2 just blinked once and then began to beam in a similar fashion before making the next 'subtle' inquiry: "Are you of the Tokyo mew mew?"

"Ye-" She was cut of by a hand on her mouth with a glaring Mint attached to it.

Meanwhile #1 was shaking her head while muttering "Oh yeah, real subtle."

T.B.C.