Mia: *looks around* where's Kai and Alice?

Ray: well, Kai is in the hospital because Alice gave up on the frying pan and pushed him down the stairs instead.

Mia: o_O okaaaay, then where's Alice?

Alice: RIGHT HERE! * jumps up from random bush that just happens to be there*

Ray and Mia:......

Alice: aww, I didn't scare you?

Ray and Mia: no.

Alice: damn! And I tried so hard! *begins sobbing*

Mia: anyways, Alice does not own any of us! Or the Titanic or twix or ice cream or-

Ray: I think they get it hun.

Mia: oh okay!



Ship, chocolate and ninja's

"Do you think we got enough stuff?" Kai asked.

"I think so, but they use them up so fast!" Ray said as they were walking back to the house.

"Ya, I know what you mean." he looked down at the bags in his hands and sighed. "How the hell did we get them to convince us to go get there sanitary napkins?"

" I dunno, they said something like they had to finish doing something important."

Back at the house.....

"NO! Jack! Come back Jack!" Alice whined.

"Why do the hot ones always have to die?!" Mia cried.

Ray and Kai walked into the living room and looked at their girlfriends who were on the couch crying. Ray walked up to his girlfriend and scooped her up in his arms and sat down on the couch. "What's the matter love?" he asked as he stroked her hair.

Kai had also walked into the living room and got a tissue for his girlfriend and dried away her tears. Mia pointed to the T.V. "It's so sad!" she exclaimed and let out another sob.

Both males looked at the T.V. "Is that what I think it is?" Ray asked.

Kai sweat dropped. "Yes." he looked down at his girlfriend. "Why are you watching The Titanic?!"

"Because Mia hasn't seen it before!" Alice said.

"Okay, that explains why she's crying, but why are YOU crying!? You've seen this like 5 times!" Kai said.

"7"

"What?"

Alice looked down at her fingers. "I've seen it 7 times."

Ray stared at her disbelievingly, Kai shook his head, and Mia continued to sob loudly in her boyfriends shirt.

"What?!!?!?" Alice said exasperated. She looked back at the T.V. just as the scene where all the people that died on it, were welcoming her back on the ship. "IT'S SO SAD!!" she wailed in a squeaky high pitched tone, and began crying again.

Kai sighed and looked up at the ceiling, "dear god, why do I put up with this!" he grabbed another tissue and gave it to her then pulled out a twix chocolate bar from his pocket and opened it. "Here" he handed her one of the sticks.

"Ooo! Thanks!" she said and stopped crying completely.

'Thank god for her A.D.D.' he thought. He handed Mia the other one.

She nodded her thanks and nibbled on it. 'Mia on the other hand, is a little harder to cheer up.'

"Come, on. I know what will cheer you guys up."

"What?" they asked in unison.

"Let's go get some ice cream."

"Yay!" they both said and jumped up.

"Oooo! Can I drive?!" Alice asked.

"No!" all three of them said.

She stuck out her bottom lip. "Why not?"

"Because last time you almost drove us in a ditch!" Ray said.

"Really? I don't remember that." she said.

Kai just rolled his eyes as Mia crept behind him and grabbed the keys. 'Hehehe I'm a ninja!' she thought to herself. She ran outside and got in the car.

"PLEASE LET ME DRIVE!" Alice whined.

"No! Now stop asking!" Kai turned away and went to grab his key's only to find them gone. "What the?"

Mia honked the horn loudly. All three of them jumped and looked out the door that was opened. "Come on already! I'm getting old here!" she said from the car.

Ray smiled. "That's my girl."


Ray: aw, that was a cute ending.

Mia: I know! *smiles lovely at Ray.*

Ray: *raises eyebrow* what's up with you?

Mia: noooothing! *Strokes Ray's arm up and down*

Alice: *whispers to Ray* i put alcohol in her drink.

Ray: why would you do that?!

Alice: i unno, ask the writer.

Ray: YOU ARE THE WRITER!

Alice: oh ya. =D

Mia: Reviewes Pweases!

Ray: You mean Review please?

Mia: Is What I say! Reviewes Pweases! *drops to ground and is out cold*

Ray: *Glares at Alice*

Alice: he he he, oopwies?