Okies, here's number two: Sasu x Saku
Now for the disclaimer
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto, the Food Network, telletubbies, or double fudge ice cream. However, I do own Nova.
Sasu x Saku
Naru-mania
Food Fight!
"… And do you Sakura Haruno, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" asked the priest at the alter. She had always imagined her wedding day. Although she pictured it differently. A set of blue eyes looked lovingly at her. She always pictured Sasuke in the groom's place. But no it was Naruto.
" I… I…uh." she stumbled
" I OBJECT!!" shouted a mystery voice.
Sakura turned to see some one she hasn't seen for many years. Stunned silent she just stared, her jaw dropped. How dare he walk out of her life, and then just come back to ruin her wedding!
" What are you doing here!" she asked furiously
" What does it look like to you, I'm saving you from an awful marriage!" he said forcefully. " You clearly don't love each other!"
" Sakura, teme's right." said Naruto. " We don't really love each other, we just got forced into this."
" I love you Naruto!" screamed Hinata, as she jumped into his arms and they started to make out.
She stormed out of the church. ' Mr. High and Mighty Sasuke has to make my life worse. Why is it always me?' she fumed.
" Somehow I get the feeling you don't want me around." a voice whispered into her ear. She quickly turned around, and saw that Sasuke had changed. He had gotten taller, more muscular, and a lot more handsome.
She began to blush. Sasuke seen this and smirked. Sakura remembered she was angry and turned around. She began home.
When she got home she took a long, hot, bubble bath, and changed in to her comfy, lime green, pajamas. She walked into the kitchen, got out double fudge ice cream, and chocolate syrup.
" Nova, you wouldn't believe the day I had." she told her adorable calico kitten.
" Mew." she replied. She walked into the living room and turned on the television. She flicked to the food network. It just so happened to be chocolate week.
DING DONG! The doorbell rang.
" Would you like to buy a vacuum cleaner?" said a door to door salesman. She closed the door in his face.
DING DONG!
" Are you sure?"
" Yes!"
DING DONG!
" Please?"
" No!"
DING DONG!
" GO AWAY!!!" she shouted without even bothering to open the door. She walked back into the room. " Stupid door to door salesmen." she muttered.
Then, she saw the most terrifying thing she disregarded the fact that Sasuke was standing in her living room, it was her ice cream. It melted!
" NOOOOO!!!! MY COMFORT FOOD!!!!" she looked towards the intruder. "You!! I hold you responsible!" she said and picked up the chocolate syrup. She shook it at him warningly!
Squirt!
" So, that's how you want to play!" Sasuke said as he picked up the ice cream carton, and flicked the melted ice cream at her. She darted to the kitchen and got a carton of eggs. She chucked one at him. He ducked just in time. The egg hit a picture on the wall. He went to the sink, and grabbed the sprayer. He soaked Sakura. She was in a corner. He dropped the sprayer and pushed her up against the wall. She giggled.
" Are you afraid?" he whispered in her ear. He was so close she could feel his breath on her neck. She shook her head 'no'. " Be afraid be very afraid!" he whispered, and kissed her. She giggled.
" Tag you're it!" she said poked him, and ran away.
" Come back here!"
" Gotta catch me first!"
He eventually caught her and kissed the crap out of her.
They got married and had thirty little children!
That's the end of story two! Reviews please! Push that purple button, or else the telletubbies will attack.
3 S-chan
