Heheh…Sorry about the list of Pikmin. I sorta forgot about it. Well, I'm gonna type the list this time.

Chapter Two: New Names

That night inside the ship…

"Hey, captain! Where's all the food?"

"I put it all away so you won't hog it all."

"But I'm hungry!"

"Tough nuts! Now shut up I'm thinking. Hm, let's see…All the Pikmin only have numbers for their names…Time to get out my Hocotatenese to Pikminese Name Dictionary! But all the names on my planet are considered weird to Pikmin, so I should get out my Pikminese to Hocotatenese Name Dictionary. LOUIE! GET OVER HERE YOU OBESE HUNK OF FAT!"

"I want my mommy."

Inside the red Onion…

"Beeeeep beeeeeeep!"

"Leader is calling for two Pikmin? It's already dark outside…"

"Beeeeep beeeeeeep!"

"Alright. Reddy 23, you're coming with me." The two Pikmin climbed out of the Onion.

A couple minutes later…

"Hey guys! The Onion just sucked something up into the room!"

"Yeah, something that it can't convert into seeds." There were two baskets on the tables now, filled with pieces of paper with names written on them. The two Pikmin that were sent out climbed back in.

"Guys, the basket on Table 1 contain female Pikmin names. The one on Table 2 has male Pikmin names. You know which one you are. Move it!" All the female Pikmin and male Pikmin lined up and reached into the basket and randomly pulled out a name. Here were the results:

Red 1: Bobby

Red 2: Joe

Red 3: Aaron

Red 4: Michael

Red 5: Will

Red 6: Jason

Red 7: Matt

Red 8: Nick

Red 9: Andrew

Red 10: Joshua

Red 11: Samuel

Reddy 12: Kennedy

Red 13: Jaylen

Red 14: Darius

Reddy 15: Kristy

Reddy 16: Alice

Reddy 17: Carolyn

Red 18: Jake

Red 19: Vincent

Red 20: Bro

Red 21: Seth

Red 22: Shane

Reddy 23: Tyler

Red 24: Isaac

Reddy 25: Sabrina

Reddy 26: Sara

Red 27: Eddy

Red 28: Lore

Yep, those are the results.

"I don't like my name."

"Why not, Lore?"

"'Cause, Tyler…It just sounds weird."

"…Ya know, it kinda does."

"Hey!"

"Ugh…I'm starving! When will dinner be ready?"

"In about…one hour and forty minutes."

"UGH! Can I have a small snack now?"

"Fine. You can have ONE cookie."

"Yay!"

"Hey Bobby."

"Yeah, Bro?"

"I dare you to ask Kristy out."

"What? No! I'm way older than her!"

"So what?"

"…Fine." Bobby walked over to Kristy, who was watching TV and talking to her friends.

"Hi, Kristy."

"Oh, hi Bobby."

"Well, I was wondering…"

"What?"

"Er…I don't know how to say this…"

"Yes?"

"Uh."

"What?"

"Ummmmmm…"

"Spit it out!"

"…Never mind."

"Okay." Bobby walked back to Bro.

"You're a wimp."

"I'm sorry, I couldn't do it!"

"When was the last time you asked out a girl?"

"A while ago. I still can't believe Paige turned me down…"

"I'll give you five bucks if you ask Kristy out."

"Deal." Bobby walked back to Kristy.

"What is it now?"

"Okay." Bobby took a deep breath.

"You wanna go out with me sometime?" All the Pikmin at the Normal TV section stared at him.

"Why did I ask that when there are 14 other Pikmin surrounding me?"

"Ahahahaha, humor."

Sara looked at Kristy.

"What's your response?"

"…You're cute Bobby, but Will's cuter, so no." Bobby walked back to Bro.

"What'd she say?"

"No."

"That sucks, dude…"

"Gimme my five bucks!"

"Fine."

Kennedy was pouring out half of the French fries onto a large plate. She poured out the other half onto another plate. She carried a plate over to Table 1, then went back to carry the other plate to Table 2. A few minutes later, they were all done setting the food out.

"Dinner is ready!" All the Pikmin hurried to the two tables and sat down, forks and knives ready. Kennedy, Darius, and Will passed out small red plates to everyone.

"Okay, people, we have a special meal today for the return of Leader and Blue Leader: roast chicken, fresh vegetable salad, French fries, and spaghetti. Yes, with the sauce. We worked very hard on this meal, so EAT IT PRONTO OR I'LL STAB YOU WITH A KNIFE!"

"Why does he always say pronto?"

"Dunno."

"Joshua, get over here and eat."

"Meh…" All the Pikmin were tearing away at the chicken and the French fries, and some were slowly eating the salad. No one touched the spaghetti yet.

"Hey, Jason."

"Yeah?"

"I dare you to sneak into the kitchen at night and steal all the food."

"Sure, why not." After dinner, everyone went to their bedrooms and plopped themselves on their mattresses.

"Lights out!"

"Yes, Darius…" All the lights in the red Onion went out.

In the ship…

"Pod, we are ready for takeoff."

"Yes, Red Head. Tell Fatty to stop chewing on my Extreme Speed Lever, damn it!"

"Louie, stop chewing on the Extreme Speed Lever."

Back inside the red Onion…

"ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ONION SPEAKING!" The Onion's voice blared through twenty megaphones located throughout the interior of it.

"What do you want?"

"We're trying to sleep here!"

"WE ARE ABOUT TO DEPART WITH LEADER'S SHIP SO WE WILL EXPERIENCE SOME EXTREME TURBULENCE IN 5, 4, 3, 2- by the way, you might wanna hang onto something 'cause there's a 96% chance this may throw you against the wall- 1…"

All the Pikmin looked at each other.

BAM.

Thirteen Pikmin were thrown against the wall.

"YEP…THAT'S DEFINITELY 96% CHANCE…!"

"Ladies and Picklemen, we are still experiencing extreme turbulence."

"Picklemen?"

"Hey, do you guys feel weird?"

"That depends. What do you mean by weird?"

"Like…the world is tilting sideways. Not that it didn't already tilt…"

"Yeah, I feel like that too."

"Didn't the Onion just say we were still experiencing turbulence…?" Suddenly the whole Onion started shaking.

"AAAAAAAH!" Several Pikmin managed to grab onto the flat surface of the mattresses somehow. Some grabbed onto the floor (don't ask.) There was a Pikmin clinging onto the computer for dear life.

"I'M CLINGING ONTO THE COMPUTER FOR DEAR LIFE"

"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"

"I'm not, but I still don't wanna!"

"Ladies and Picklemen—"

"STOP CALLING US BOYS PICKLEMEN!"

"The turbulence has settled down. Please go back to sleeping or die."

"._."

END (of the chapter)

Well, here's the list!

Red 1/Bobby: oldest Pikmin

Red 2/Joe: likes to watch the sports channel

Red 3/Aaron: likes to read, but doesn't go to the Reading Area because girls are always there

Red 4/Michael: same as Aaron

Red 5/Will: chef, always likes to say 'pronto'

Red 6/Jason: somewhat sneaky…

Red 7/Matt: doesn't talk very much

Red 8/Nick: likes to play sports

Red 9/Andrew: looks like a teddy bear

Red 10/Joshua: Samuel's twin, likes to listen to music

Red 11/Samuel: Joshua's twin, likes to listen to music

Reddy 12/Kennedy: chef

Red 13/Jaylen: doesn't like Bulborbs

Red 14/Darius: chef

Reddy 15/Kristy: pretty

Reddy 16/Alice: kind to all but enemies, one of Carolyn's best friends

Reddy 17/Carolyn: likes to say, "Ahahahaha humor," one of Alice's best friends

Red 18/Jake: likes to be around girls

Red 19/Vincent: has a crush on Kennedy

Red 20/Bro: likes to dare people

Red 21/Seth: likes to eat

Red 22/Shane: very smart, but not a nerd

Reddy 23/Tyler: strongest female Pikmin

Red 24/Isaac: nearly as smart as Shane

Reddy 25/Sabrina: nearly as smart as Isaac

Reddy 26/Sara: obsessed with bunnies

Red 27/Eddy: normal…sort of

Red 28/Lore: doesn't like his name

Well, that's the list :D