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Next Day
Ah~ school time. I hate school. Well I don't exactly hate it; I just dislike the idea of getting up early in the morning to get dressed for eight hours then come home and get undressed. Well you may call it being lazy but I call it being productive of my time. I'm not sure if that made sense but whatever. I actually can't wait to get to school today since its Monday and I get to see all my crazy ass friends. I get to tell them all my problems and in the end they make me laugh and forget it all. Oh shit. I didn't tell you what I look like. I'm so very sorry. I have somewhat long unruly blonde hair that doesn't like to listen to me when I try to comb it down a little. I have bright blue eyes with a hint red around my pupils. Hmm, I'm about 5'9 and I absolutely LOVE the color orange. I love orange almost as much as I love ramen. Have you ever tried ramen? No? GO TRY SOME NOW! I INSIST!
"Naruto!" I heard my mom shout out, "You're going to be late for school if you don't hurry up!"
"I'm almost done just give me a sec," I shouted back. Okay, so maybe it was more than a sec. It was more like fifteen minutes. I ended up having to run all the way to school hoping the bell wouldn't ring.
Thankfully I made it with two minutes to spare and when I walked in to my math class I was bombarded by my best friend Makoto.
"NARU-CHAAAAAN~," Makoto screamed in my ear, "I missed you and you didn't even call me this weekend. WHY YOU NO CALL?" She screamed in my ear again.
"Ah gomen Panda-chan I was busy…," I said scratching the back of my head nervously hoping she would forgive me.
"Hmm, tell me why you were so busy and MAYBE I'll forgive you," Makoto said narrowing her eyes at me and smiling mischievously. Ah shit. She knows that I hung out with Sasuke the whole weekend. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Now I have to play it off smoothly and act as if I don't know what she's talking about.
"PANDA-KUN!" I shouted and ran over to my other friend Gaara. He's such a wonderful distraction. It made Makoto pout and eventually she joined us in the end. Oh I call him panda-kun because he has red hair and sea-foam eyes and all around his eyes are black. When I first met him I asked him if it was a bunch of eyeliner, but to my surprise he told me no; he said it was a birthmark. I have something like that too, except that I don't have black all around my eyes instead I have three whisker-like scars on both of my cheeks. Makoto has the same thing. She has two guns on both of her hands and the pistol part is on her index finger. It also glows in the dark. I finally come back to my senses to hear Makoto talk about Miku the vocaloid.
"Having TWO Miku's on a page equals BOOM!" I hear her shout out.
"Totally right you are Mea," I turned to the voice to see my other friend, Musa walk in. Ah. Musa Fantasy. I think she has a split personality or something because she can be hyper and totally fucking nuts one minute like Panda-chan and the next she can be colder than snow during a blizzard. So knowing that part of course you can guess that she's best friends with Sasuke. We all became friends through Panda-chan and Musa actually. I don't know how but it happened. Sasuke and I always use to fight and it always ended up in Gaara pulling me away and Musa calling out to Sasuke. Both Musa and Sasuke have birthmarks just like our other friends. Musa has a fire-like tattoo that starts from her wrist and wraps around her middle finger like a ring and an ice-like tattoo on her other hand, and Sasuke has a raven that's below his collarbone that I just love to lick and stare at all day lon-
"OI! NARU-CHAN! Are you there?" Panda-chan said shaking me a little. I guess I spaced out thinking about Sasuke. Damn teme. He probably knows that I was thinking about him too. Looking up to see him smirk told me that I hit the nail right on the head.
"Huh? Yeah just trying to remember if I finished my homework for math is all," I said blushing a bit.
"Uh huh. He's probably remembering his freak night with Sassy over the weekend," Musa said smirking at Sasuke and me blushing like a cherry. She enjoys torturing us at every chance she gets.
"Not true Sadist," I said pouting. She's the only one of us, well besides Gaara, who can watch a horror movie and laugh at someone getting cut into pieces. Yeah, she's that much of a sadist.
"Whatever you say Naru-chan," Musa said smiling a little.
"HEY! That's my nickname for him get your own Fanneh," Panda-chan said puffing up. She started to chase Musa around the classroom all the while laughing like a nut. They stopped suddenly and scurried to their seats, and after a few seconds the teacher walked in and the students did the same. Their weird like that, it's like they have super hearing or something. I never see them get in trouble, at all. It seriously can get depressing sometimes.
"Good morning class, ready to have your day ruined by me?" Our teacher, Gamabunta, joked.
"Hai!" We all shouted out while giggling. I might hate math, but he makes it so epic. There's never a dull moment in this class.
"Makoto Meadowlain? I see your pink streaks out of the corner of my eye so you have no choice but to answer me," Gamabunta-sensei said looking at his chart of names.
"HIIIIII," Panda-chan shouted out while raising her hand in the air as high as it could go. Last week she had blonde streaks. This week she has pink streaks in her black hair; makes me wonder what color she's going to have next.
"Musa Fantasy? You look cold this wonderful morning shall I turn up the heater?" Sensei joked looking up at her. Everyone froze to see what she would say next. It's because of her that no girl comes within ten feet of Sasuke.
"No thank you ero-sensei," Musa said smirking. Everyone laughed quietly. "Naruto Uzumaki? Are you still being a big ball of energy?" Sensei said laughing a little. "OF COURSE," I said getting up and running around the classroom having everyone laughing out loud before going back to my seat.
Class ended without a hitch, and thankfully there was no homework. Everyone filed out of the class and as soon as we went through the doors we heard fan girl screams. Of course they saw Sasuke, but when they saw Musa they all quieted down and went on with their day.
"I wonder why they left so fast," Musa giggled. See what I mean? Totally split fucking personality. Makoto giggled right along with her. "It's cause we be too AWESOME," Makoto said pumping her fist in the air and giving Musa a high five.
By the time lunchtime came around we all wanted to die. "FOOOOOOOOOD," Makoto and Musa shouted running towards the cafeteria. Gaara and Sasuke rolled their eyes while I just laughed and joined them. What? I was hungry too. When we all were done eating Makoto became hyper.
"Chill brah," Sadist said trying to look serious. She failed. It got to the point that Gaara pulled her to him and kissed her. Everyone relaxed because as soon as he released her she couldn't stop blushing. Musa started to say something but Makoto glared at her. "Don't you DARE say a word Fanneh," Makoto said still blushing. "I have no idea-," Musa started to say until our friend Deidara came around and put his arm around her grinning. "Lemme guess hm? Panda-chan became hyper and Panda-kun kissed her to shut her up?" He said still grinning next to a blushing Musa. Makoto started to giggle until Musa gave her the famous ice glare which made her squeak and try to hide behind Gaara. Yeah, Musa might be cold and all but she has this huge crush on Deidara. We keep asking her why she won't ask him out but all she says is that he would say no.
RIIIIIIIIIING
Shit. The stupid bell that ends lunch and friend dates. I hate it because we all have separate classes after lunch. Well, except for Musa and Deidara. I actually feel bad for her, though it doesn't stop me from snickering. Hmm, what do I have next? Oh, tech class. I'm really not the brain type, that's more of Sasukes thing. I can't wait till he comes over for our regular 'study session'. So much fun!
Sigh. Stupid teacher is always so late it doesn't even matter if I come in on time because he comes in thirty minutes before class ends. Thirty minutes later and BAM!
"Sorry class I was on my way here and some guy couldn't wait for the light to turn so he ran his car right into mine an-," Kakashi-sensei said putting down his briefcase. "LIES," I shouted out. He just looked at me and smiled and continued on with teaching.
"Can Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Meadowlain Makoto, Sabaku no Gaara, Fantasy Musa and Akatsuna Deidara please come to the main office," Everyone heard over the school intercom. We didn't do anything this week though. It's Monday for heaven's sake! I don't 'vandalize' the school until at least Wednesday. We all met up outside of the main office. Everyone either stared or glared at me.
"What did you do dobe?" Sasuke said glaring at me. "You pulled me out of History class, your art work better be exquisite," Musa said also glaring. Now that was just hurtful. Well, she IS a sadist so I guess I shouldn't expect much.
"I didn't do anything though," I said pouting. They all rolled their eyes while smiling and walked in. The first thing we saw when we walked in was this tall blonde woman with the biggest boobs I've ever seen in my entire life. Knowing me of course I had to voice this.
"DAMN your breasts are HUUUUUGE," I said pointing at them. She turned so many colors that she put the rainbow to shame. Both Makoto and Musa glared at me like I did something wrong. I was just telling her the truth, my Dad says I can never go wrong with telling the truth but now looking at this woman it made me think that my Dad maybe a little bit wrong.
"You must be Naruto Uzumaki," She said looking at me like she wanted to stick a fork in me multiple times. "I'm Tsunade head of KSPA and I would like to chat with you all for a moment. Please follow me," She said click clacking her way out the door. We all looked at each other and shrugged then followed her. No harm right? We ended up following her all the way to the elevator. We all walked in and she didn't do anything for awhile.
"Uh, are you going to press a button?" I asked looking really confused. "Hush brat," She snapped out before tapping the side of the elevator a few times. A few seconds after something popped out that looked like a scanner and she put her hand against it while it scanned her hand. A few more moments later it felt like the elevator was going down at 100 miles per minute.
"WHAT THE SHIT!" Makoto and Musa both shouted out while everyone was trying to hold onto something. Tsunade looked calm the entire time. I wonder if she did this on purpose because I said she had big boobs. Before I could apologize the elevator stopped and opened. It opened to people running around computers and shouting out orders and people fighting. I'm sure I wasn't the only one to have a shocked expression on my face at the moment.
"Welcome to Konoha Special Powers Academy," Tsunade said walking out.
Author's Note~
Hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it :D
Ps. MEA IS OSSOM xD you MUST thank her cuz without her beating my brain and unblocking my writer's block this story would not be up today ^^ -gives many hearts- and pleeeeease review cause I'm such a review whore T_T
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