HI! another chapter up! and to me this is totally useless but...

Useless Disclaimer: I do not own any FMA characters and i dont know anyone who does except the creator of the whole series of FMA.


The two were silent for a second. It was late at night and guess what... The two greatest and well-known (not to mention genius) State Alchemists get turned into chimeras? No... Pet-like animal!

Edward had gone through a lot and so did Roy, but how were they supposed to figure this out? THEY HAD CAT AND DOG EARS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

"How... should we tell everyone?" Edward was really nervous. His voice was squeaky and shaking.

"We'll just have to give it to them straight forward... You do know that we will earn plenty of laughs from this, right? I mean Major General and Colonel easily get transmutated by a prisoner, who hasn't seen light since- I don't know- seven years."

Edward nodded, knowing the consequences of acting like an idiot during a mission.

"Let's stay here for the night. It's late anyway." Edward suggested.

The dark-haired man nodded as they both layed down on separate couches.

The blonde alchemist yawned and said, "Night, Roy."

"Good night..." Roy didn't sleep right away though. He kept thinking about what happened.

How could I have been so STUPID? Obviously it was Shou Tucker when a prisoner escaped and the problem concerned chimera! And I got Full Metal involved, too! It wasn't even his job to begin with! I only made it up so they I don't have that much work! And NOW he has the problem worse than me! ROY, YOU IDIOT!

The man turned his head and watched the blonde sleep peacefully; his pale, creamy yellow hair going into his face and his innocent look of a child. The Major General shook his head.

Idiot! Why are you staring? This is Edward Elric! The man sighed as he turned his face toward the ceiling, unnoticed to the fact that Edward turned in his sleep and mumbled out, "Roy..."


In the morning, the two got up quickly and called in Roy's subordinates and Al. They hid their ears and other different changes from the transmutation with their clothes and sat on the couch.

When everyone came in, Riza Hawkeye asked calmly, "Major General, what's going on?"

"We had a slight difficulty today. Some soldiers are at the scene of the crime right now and arrested Shou Tucker. So everything is fine there. Tucker is going to be executed and is made sure that he is dead."

"Sir. What are you talking about? And why do you two both have a hood or hat on?"

The two young men looked at each other and then Edward finished, "Shou Tucker did this to us."

The two took off their hats and hoods to reveal their new figure. Everyone gasped.

"Edward... Did your hair color change also? It's... a lot paler..." Riza asked noticing the fact that his hair was not his normal hair color.

Havoc and Breda, on the other hand, were trying very hard to keep their laughter in because of the fact that the Major General had these ridiculous ears on his head.

"I understand that I look ridiculous and the same goes to Edward, but I don't want this to go around the whole military. I want to solve this in a calm manner and not have the entire crowd stare at us while doing so."

He gave Breda and Havoc a stern look and they immediately stopped. Edward looked down in shame. He really didn't want his brother to worry that much about him, but now, he thought that Al will think of his brother as a huge disgrace.

But really, Al was trying his hardest to restrain himself from hugging his brother to death. He thought that he looked -dare he say or even think- SO CUTE! The fact that his brother was in the image of his little kitten that he bought made him just want to hug him and pet him.

To break the awkward silence, Al went over to where his older brother was and sat next to him on the couch. Ed looked at Al with a confused look plastered on his face.

"Guess what I got, Brother." Al opened the dull green messenger bag and pulled out a kitten that was identical to Ed's cat image. "I bought a kitten since you told me that I could."

Al held up the small kitten that blinked at Ed as Ed blinked at the cat. The cat had a cute face; big eyes and a small mouth. It had pale cream yellow fur with goldish yellow ears and white paws. The eyes of the cat were also golden.

"Wow. Which one's Ed?" Roy said sarcastically as he smirked while Ed fumed. Before Ed could punch his metal arm in Roy's face, the cat meowed and Ed stopped.

"What?" The cat meowed again, making Ed stick his finger in his ear as if to clear it out. Ed cocked his head to the side and then the cat meowed again.

"I THINK I AM GOING INSANE!" Everyone looked at Ed like he was from the mental department. "I CAN UNDERSTAND THE THING!"

Al widened his eyes and then asked, "What is he saying?"

"He... wants milk?" Ed suddenly got chills down his back.

"Hey, Ed. You're part cat now, right? Why don't you drink milk with that kitten." Roy said, making Ed become angry again.

"I WILL NOT DRINK THAT WHITE LIQUID THAT CAME OUT OF A COW!"

"Wow. Do you think it's a coincidence that they have became a dog and cat? They sure act like it every day." Kain Fuery stated as he noticed that the two have been fighting like a dog and cat would.

The rest of the group shrugged as they watched Ed and Roy fighting; mostly Ed yelling and pointing at Roy's direction while Roy just kept commenting and smirking.

"Well, since you don't want the whole crowd of Central to know, you two should stay in the East side of the country." Farman said.

"Wait. Me and Al live in Central. We don't have a house in the East. I can't stay at Winry's since she is off in Rush Valley."

"Major General Mustang's home is in the East. Edward will stay there."

"WHAT!.?.!.?." Both the blonde and dark-haired man said in unison.

"You heard me." Said Hawkeye. "Al can stay here since he has nothing to hide and if he went, people will become suspicious."

Ed and Roy faced each other, thinking the same exact thing How am I supposed to survive?

After a while, Ed had been poking his tail and ears. The ears twitched and the tail just swayed quickly in the other direction. He then looked at Roy, who had taken a nap on the couch.

He slowly went up to the dark haired alchemist and looked at his ears. Ed had his face right in front of the Major General's and just looked up at the black colored ears.

Ed poked Roy's ears and Roy's ears just twitched up and down; unlike Ed's which twitch in another direction. Surprising to the young blonde, Roy's hair was soft, smooth, and silky.

The blonde stared at the dark hair and combed his fingers through. It easily went through, but the feel of his fingers against the silk hair made him want to keep combing.

Roy felt something on his head and slowly opened his eyes to see that Ed's face was inches away from his own, but Ed's eyes were not facing him.

"Edward. What are you doing?" The fact that Roy was awake startled the young boy and Roy soon sat up. "Well, Ed? You didn't answer my question."

"I... uh... well... your... you see..." Ed tried to find the words to say other than 'I was playing with your hair because it was so silky and smooth and I randomly poked your ears, too.' Not really the best way to answer...

Roy didn't really care actually. He looked at the clock and said, "Well, we should see Hawkeye soon. We have to go to my house." He soon had a dull face on while Edward had a really ticked off expression.

The two got out of the room, putting on their hoods, hats, and jackets first. They went into the car and Roy started to drive the two, now chimeras, to his home.


They finally reached Roy's home, which was huge! It was like a mansion. Roy was about to tell Ed that they arrived, but there was a bit of a small problem. "Ed. We arrived at my house."

The Major General looked back and Ed's only reply was, "Zzzzzz..."

He did stay up for a while. I had a nap so I guess he got a little tired... Now, how do I get him out of the car and into the house without waking him?

The tall man went out of the car and closed the door. He walked to the back of the car on the left side and opened the back door, where Edward had been seated. He carefully put his arms under Edward; left arm under his back and arms while right arm under his legs.

The man picked him up in a bridal style sort of way and walked into his large house. He walked upstairs to one of the guest rooms and placed Ed on the soft bed.

He sat in a nearby chair and stared at the boy's sleeping figure. He didn't know why, but it seemed as if it was really addicting to just look at the boy; his slim figure, the positioning of how he slept, his peaceful face, and his tight leather pants didn't exactly help either.

Ed stuffed his head in the pillow. To Roy, the words that Ed was saying was completely muffled and he could barely hear anything from Ed's mouth. What he didn't know was that Ed was moaning and whispering the same name over and over again, "Roy..."

For a half an hour, watching Ed made Roy a bit sleepy. Roy, being the lazy person he was, thought that sleeping in a chair was uncomfortable so he took off his blue military jacket and laid down next to Ed on the bed and closed his eyes.

Neither realized that they were scooting close to each other for warmth. Soon enough, both were embraced into each other's arms, although, Ed had his head nuzzled against Roy's chest.

It was then that both Roy and Ed had started to open one of their eyes. Ed, whose head was stuffed into Roy's chest, and Roy looking lazily around had not come to realization that they were both closer usual.

Roy soon felt a small weight on his chest and looked down to see that Ed was half asleep next to him. WHAT THE HELL!.?. Roy started to pull the boy off, but to his dismay, Ed just kept embracing him tighter.

Roy groaned in annoyance and just thought Forget this! so he yelled out, "GET OFF OF ME!"

Ed had wide eyes and fully awaken from the sudden shouting. Ed finally noticed that he had been hugging Roy. Ed blushed bright red and backed away until he fell off the bed.

"Ow... Where the hell am I? AND WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH ME?" Ed pointed an accusing finger at Roy.

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU WERE HUGGING ME!"

"HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I WAS HUGGING YOU? YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN HUGGING ME!"

"JUST SHUT UP, YOU SHORTY!.!.!." Ed was now as pissed off as ever. Not only has he been accused of hugging a guy - more like an bastard -, but he was also called a shorty. Ed practically blew up, although his mouth size barely grew or stretched the same as when he had his normal body.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORD'S SHORTEST SHORY!.?.!.?.!.?.!.?.!.?.!.?.!.?.!.?.!.?.!.?."

"JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!" Roy cupped his hands over his ears, they were sensitive enough to begin with so he thought he would be deaf for a couple of hours.

Roy got up and went out of the room while Ed pouted at the same time confused.

Roy went downstairs, trying his best not to trash the place. He walked into the kitchen and opened one of the cabinets, looking for something, which he didn't know what. He had a thought that he was looking for coffee or something.

Roy opened one of the cabinets and a bag dropped on him. He looked at the bag of brownish things that looked like dry leaves. It was catnip. He then remembered that the neighbor asked him to take care of their cat for a day.

It was easy to handle since all it did was eat, sleep, and play a bit. The cat mainly liked it when Roy put catnip in its bed.

Suddenly, Roy smirked, which turned into a grin. He had a little plan for a small person.


Ed just sat on the bed dumbly. He was so confused. Where was he? Why was Roy sleeping with him? Who hugged who first?

Roy came in all smiley, white dress shirt rolled up to his elbows, which confused Ed even more. What really overwhelmed Ed was the fact that Roy kept walking closer and closer towards him.

"Uh... Roy... W-what are you doing?" Before he knew it, Roy's went behind Ed and covered his mouth and nose.

"You need to relax a bit, Edward." Ed smelt something so sweet. It made him relax his tensed muscles and have his eyes fall down half way.

Downstairs, Roy had rolled up his sleeves and opened the packet of catnip, which spilt all over him. He cleaned off the excessive amount and then rubbed his hands on it.

Ed seemed to enjoy the aroma in his nose. He started to purr and rub his head against Roy's hand. Ed then smelt the scent somewhere else.

Roy only had done this to tease the poor cat boy, but the blonde had smelt the scent on Roy's clothes. The first part that he smelt was from Roy's pants.

Ed got onto all fours and bobbed his head up and down Roy's thigh. He then moved up to his chest and then Roy's neck.

Shit! This wasn't supposed to happen! Thinking quickly, Roy started to scratch the back of Ed's ears.

Ed stopped nuzzling against the man and instead started to sigh in pleasure, a couple of moans. The man sign in relief and continued on scratching the boy's ears until the boy closed his eyes and slept again.

The man soon hurried out of the room and into his bedroom, looking for some other clothes to wear. When he finally grabbed some other random clothes, he sat on his bed, combing the front of his hair.

Roy Mustang... You're an idiot.


So thats it! PLZ REVIEW! and tell me if it is crappy or not cuz this is my first EdxRoy fanfic... or basically yaoi fanfic but JUST PLZ TELL ME!