Riku and Sora trudged back to the alley with Soul and BlackStar, who were finally clothed. The others screamed, attempting to hide their dicks. For some reason, Vanitas was hard.
"I don't wanna know what was going on," Sora muttered. "Help me."
Riku elbowed him and Soul grinned.
"Nice to know that this other universe you guys are from has fucking hot guys in it."
"um…" Ventus' cheeks burned slightly. "Thank you?"
"You're welcome."
Kid came running up with a bag of clothes in, miraculously, the perfect sizes for everyone. Riku and Sora no longer had to wear trash bags! The boys breathed a sigh of relief.
"Thank you, Mickey!" Roxas sighed.
"Did Mickey bring you to the Organization," Axel teased, grabbing his chin. Rosax glared at him and slapped his hand away.
"Stop touching me or else."
"Or else what, Pipsqueak?"
"THAT'S IT!"
Roxas summoned OathKeeper and held it at Axel's neck. He grinned.
"Kid, you got more than that."
"Lets not fight," Kid said. "Besides, you're not symmetrical enough!"
"What?" Terra asked. "Um...Ok...Why are there white stripes in your hair?"
Kid sulked in a corner, sobbing.
"I'm worthless! Trash is better than I am!"
Riku slapped his forehead and Soul sighed, walking over to Kid and getting on his knees.
"Shh, Kiddie. I still love you even if you're asymmetrical."
Kid looked at him and Soul kissed his tears away. They kissed, their tongues tangling in Kid's mouth. Soul's hand went into Kid's pants, grabbing his hardening cock. Kid gasped and started humping his hand. Soul pulled his hand out.
"Later, Kid."
Kid whined but sighed, conceding. Soul got up, helping Kid to his feet. BlackStar was trying to kiss Sora, who was screaming rape at the top of his lungs.
"My god, what have these people turn into?" Ventus muttered.
Terra shook his head.
"And this is where you will be staying!"
Soul opened the door to his apartment and Vanitas immediately plopped down on the couch. He breathed a sigh of relief.
"Better than the ground."
Sora grabbed the TV remote, staring at it.
"What is this contraption?" he asked. "Does it control a small Gummi Ship?"
Riku snatched it away and hit him across the head with it. Terra followed Axel into the kitchen and Roxas wandered into the bathroom. His scream echoed throughout the apartment.
"OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKIIIIIIIIIIIING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! THERE'S A NAKED GIRL IN HERE!"
Unsurprisingly, no one went run-Nope, Ventus did. He had a major nosebleed, confirming he is bisexual.
