Little bro: Sup peeps ^.^

Dragonlover721: Sorry -.- he's been like that for the past couple of days and there's no stopping him

Little bro: That's not true you liar

Dragonlover721: Does it really matter what you say?

Little bro: FU. On with the story

Dragonlover721: What gives? That's my line

Little bro: Who cares? Let's say the disclaimer

Both: We don't own Tales of Symphonia, Namco does. If we did Colette would actually have some brain cells…

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"Damn. I didn't think you would show up." Botta said preparing to retreat. Suddenly a warp hole appeared over him, DL and Lance fell down and landed on something semi-soft.

"Where are we?" Lance asked.

"At least we landed on something" DL commented drily.

"WHAT THE FUCK!? GET OFF ME OR I'LL KILL YOU!!" Botta yelled angrily. Both teens looked down at him in surprise.

"Oh sorry" they apologized getting off of him.

"Where was I?" Botta stood up dusting himself off.

"Lord Botta we were retreating" a renegade said.

"Oh yes. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES." And with that Botta and the renegades ran off.

"Was that…" Lance whispered shocked.

"Yes it was. Which means…" DL murmured. They turned around to see Kratos, Lloyd, Genis, Colette, and Phaidra staring at them with wide eyes. Well everyone except for Kratos was bug-eyed.

"OH SHIT" Lance exclaimed. Somehow a tomato had fallen in Kratos hair, leaving him splattered completely. Kratos went bug-eyed as he smelled what was on him. He shuddered violently as his hand strayed towards his sword.

"I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT" DL cried jumping behind her brother. If looks could kill DL would have been six feet under. She whimpered as Kratos advanced forward. Lance raised his bat…oh well…ready to defend his sister. After all he was the only one who could kill her…or beat her up... no one had that right, that is except him.

"Stop" Colette cried stepping between Kratos and the siblings. Kratos glared at her silently telling her to move.

"She really didn't do it. The tomato fell from the sky." Colette chirped undaunted.

"Yeah. So back off asshole." Lance growled.

"If she didn't do it then why did she hide?" Genis asked.

"Reflex reaction. My bad." DL answered sheepishly stepping away from her brother.

"Who are you anyway?" Lloyd challenged.

"Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine." Lance and DL mocked.

"These guys are starting to piss me off." Lloyd grumbled.

"The young man in red is Lloyd, the little one is Genis, the girl is Colette the chosen, the man is Kratos a mercenary, and I am Phaidra." Phaidra said pointing to each in turn.

"This is my little bro Lance and I am…" DL began.

"The Dumb Loser" Lance interrupted. His bat had somehow found its way into DL's hand. DL calmly raised her racket and the bat and proceeded to beat the shit out of Lance. Ten minutes later Lloyd and the others, except for Kratos of course, were very scared of DL. Lance was on the floor gasping, holding his sides in pain.

"She's worse than Raine." Genis gasped.

"Scary." Lloyd commented. DL looked up her eyes narrowing.

"What did you say?" she growled.

"Nothing." They both yelped.

"Thought so." DL smirked. Suddenly her eyes brightened. "Oh I almost forgot… KRATOS WEEEEE!!"

DL turned into fan girl mode and promptly glomped Kratos.

"Get off me." Kratos growled. DL grinned happily; she let him go and skipped towards Lance whistling. Everyone stared at her confused.

"Don't ask she has MPD." Lance groaned standing up. Now everyone was staring at him. "What you've never heard of Multiple Personality Disorder?"

"That would explain it…" Genis murmured thinking about his sister.

"You still haven't told us your name miss." Colette said. Lance opened his mouth to say something but immediately stopped as DL had raised the two weapons threateningly.

"My name is DL." She growled.

"Were are you from? How come you fell from the sky?" Colette asked.

"None of your bizz, blondie." DL snapped.

"That's not even a word sis. And we don't even know how we got here? All we know it involve a gamecube and a monster." Lance explained.

"Gamecube?" They all asked.

"Forget about it." DL murmured.

"Okay. Gramma I'm going to undergo the trial now."

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Dragonlover721: Well that's it for now

Little bro: Yep. Next stop Martel Temple

Dragonlover721: Yeah right. Time to meet the asshole

Little bro: What asshole?

Dragonlover721: Remiel… Duh

Little bro: Oh ok

Dragonlover721: Anyway thanks to kitsunkuruoshii for reviewing

Little bro: The more reviews we get the faster we will try to update

Dragonlover721: Remember if you flame us I'll sick my legion of dragons on you. Unless it's a justified flame…

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