"MOMMA!" Alaska yelled, making Russia jump, throwing his fork across the room in reflex. "Who. What. Wait... Andrei! What are you doing here?! Don't you remember what I told you about coming here? You know, countries find out, scream like little girl, their tiny brains going poof? You need to go home right now." He yelled quietly, trying not to attract attention to the both of them. Alaska though for a second, debating on how he should proceed next, then he got the perfect idea... Slumping his shoulders, he began to pout, his eyes widening as tears began to form in his eyes. "I'm sorry... I just wanted to spend the day with my momma... I missed you a lot..." He whimpered. Russia turned away trying not to look at Alaska'so helpless expression. He knew what he was doing and he kept telling himself over and over he wasn't going to fall for it again. Though as hard as he tried, he couldn't resist those big blue eyes staring back at him. "Oh... Fine. I'm sorry for yelling at you... I just get worried about you that's all. You are my son and I just want you to be safe, but I can get a "little" overprotective. How about you and me leave this "lovely" meeting and go have some fun?" He said. Without hesitation, alaska became happy again and started to jump up and down excitedly. He was so close, he could feel it! Or maybe it was cause he had to go the the bathroom, Nevermind! It didn't matter.
"Yay! I vote for ice cream!" Alaska yelled, jumping form his seat and pulling Russia from his. As they began walking towards the empty hallway, Alaska made his move. "Hey momma, do you mind standing in front of that big window, I want to see something." He asked innocently. Russia raised an eyebrow at this request, but he didn't protest against it. As he stood in front of the big window that looked out across the street he stood patiently, moving slightly more in the position to where alaska directed him. He wondered what was going on, till he felt a rather strange feeling in his right butt cheek. "Huh. That's a rather pleasant and burning sensation in my right ass che- WHY IS THERE AN ARROW IN MY ASS?!" He yelled before falling to the floor with an audible thud. The countries that had been ignoring them up till this point, all turned in unison, slightly horrifed at the sight of a passed out Russia with an arrow sticking straight up, out of his well, backside...
Cheering, Alaska grabbed Russia by the arms, throwing his unconscious body over his shoulder with ease. "Got to remember to thank dad for the strength." He mumbled to himself as he walked into the empty hallway where he would wait till his dad arrived. Before he left though, he made sure to reassure the dumbstucken countries that he was totally not a state and not at all related to America or Russia. Now that he thought of it, he probably shouldn't have said that... Oh well! As he set Russia down into the floor he heard footsteps come up form behind him. Standing up he said, "Good shot dad. Though I think momma is going to yell at you for shooting him in the butt, but who's complaining." Though what alaska failed to notice in time that, the person behind him wasn't his dad at all. "No, thank you. I couldn't have got momma so easily if you hadn't done the work for me.." A voice whispered, before they pulled the trigger sending alaska to the floor in a crumpled heap. Alaska began to breathe heavily, clutching his leg as he could feel the warm, sticky texture of blood start to seep from his leg and unto the floor. He fought to stay conscious but the excruciating pain was starting to make his vision blur out of focus. The last thing he saw before everything faded to black was a boy that looked around his age but he had...a...tail?
