A/N: Time for chapter two

A/N: Time for chapter two! What will Light do now that he has an all-powerful notebook in his hands? Ooh, you may never know.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Death Note. I do own the Gender Note and all its rules and loopholes.

Chapter II: The Evil Plot

Light smirked. The notebook in his hands glimmered, well, evilly. On its cover were the words, "Gender Note" in messy silver ink. The word 'Death' was crossed out and 'Gender' was scribbled in its place.

Unfortunately, our little Abercrombie model here didn't know that one should never walk and read at the same time. He walked, head on, into an innocent pole, which shed a tear. He didn't care; for all he knew, he'd be able to kill that poor innocent vertical log.

About five minutes later he reached his home, locking himself inside. Mwahahahahahahahaha, he thought. He placed the book on his desk and opened it.

How to Use It:

The human whose name is written in this note shall become the opposite sex.

This cannot be reversed, so you'd better hope that poor sucker enjoys being the opposite sex. Otherwise, it's your problem, not mine.

Light snorted. Yeah, right. He opened it to the first blank page and wrote his own name in large, clear letters:

Light Yagami

A few moments later, he felt sleepy. He stretched, yawned.

"Good night, moon…." He whispered then slumped, face-first onto the notebook, snoring loudly.

A matter of minutes later he awoke, feeling much the same.

"I knew it was a prank….Wait, is that my voice?" the teen's voice had heightened an octave or so to a fluttery soprano. So not Light. "It….it worked?"

"Of course it worked you dunce. Why wouldn't it?" A rough voice spoke behind him…er…her. "You were stupid enough to write your own name down."

"So I'm a girl now?"

"No shit, sherlock. Nice observation."

"Who are you?"
"I am Rem, a god of death who misplaced its notebook."

Light gazed up at Rem through now large, sparkly…pretty eyes….

"Stop doing that. It's creepy. "Rem protested.

Light gazed at himself in the mirror. He was still tall, but now had…ahem… a chest, as most girls do. His auburn hair had miraculously grown to shoulder length and was pulled into pigtails.

Rem smiled widely. "The pigtails were my idea."

"Just shut it, Shinigami."

A sudden, insistent rapping on the door. Light's sister Sayu burst into the room. Her dark eyes roamed over Light's new appearance, and she thought of one thing…

"Onii-chan! You got a sex change without permission?!"

"No, Sayu! I…I…"

"Mommmmmm! Light got a sex change!!"

"Get back here Sayu! Don't!"

A/N: Ah, yes. I love torturing Light.