The next morning we were none too surprised to find our closets well beyond stocked. I would definitely have to call Heidi and Jane later and thank them. Although what the hell we were supposed to do with our robes down here I didn't know. THAT must have came from Daddy. He's such a silly vampire sometimes.

"Damnit I-sizzle you need to get down here so we can get to school! I want to be early and check out the humans."

"Sheesh I'm coming N-Unit. Heidi didn't send much to work with in this category." We were dressing accordingly for day one of our split personality twins act. After a little more searching I found something that would suffice. I threw on some black cargos, a dark purple tank, and of course, my chain with the large pendant. Not really gangster considering it was the family crest but the humans would never know. I threw on some oversized diamond earrings that I was sure would be considered fake and left my wing of the house. When I got downstairs I realized that, as usual, Nico and I pretty much matched. We were wearing matching cargos and our chains were identical. The only differences were her red tank and ruby earrings.

"Whose car, twin?" She asked.

"The Lexus would work for today I think. It's black on black and the system has a little more bass. The gold and diamond rims aren't going to hurt either. I guess it works out nice for today that you're a little overindulgent doesn't it?" I giggled but she just smirked at me and grabbed her keys.

It took only a few minutes to arrive at the school. It had been updated slightly but it appeared that it was the only thing in this town that had changed even a little. I sighed as we got out of the car and headed across the all too familiar campus. As we stepped inside the office we sighed simultaneously and walked towards the desk. Time to work our magic. I glanced at the woman's nameplate. Mrs. Crowley. Hmm… Interesting enough. No doubt the relation. In this small town I doubted anyone hardly got out.

"Mrs. Crowley? I'm Isabella and this is my sister Nicolette. I believe you are expecting us? My father said he set everything up last week." She glanced up at me and her thoughts were racing a mile a minute and even I could hardly understand them.

Something about not breaking her son's heart?

Puhlease.

Well, okay, maybe.

That was kind of our style.

"Yes dear, here are your schedules. Just get them signed and bring them back at the end of the day." I glanced at the schedule. Oh, no. This would never do.

"Mrs. Crowley? I thought my father had talked to the administration about this already. My sister has a very rare blood disorder and we are supposed to share the same classes. I would know what to do if a situation ever arises." Out of the corner of my eye I saw Nico's lips twitching. I thought she would like that one.

"Oh, of course dear. I'm sure he did mention it. Things have been a little hectic around here with it only being the second week of school. How about you both use your schedule and I will change it in the computer later today? I wouldn't want you to be late to class. Go along, I'm sure you girls will fit right in around here." Or not.

"Nice afterthought lady." I mumbled too low for her to hear and me and Twin walked out of the office giggling.

Sophomore math. Sigh. Could anything be less interesting? Doubtful. We roamed campus for a good fifteen minutes, intentionally making ourselves late. Original Bella wouldn't have wanted the attention but gangster Bella ate it up. One hundred years of reveling in it was enough make the seventeen years of avoiding it just look silly. Just before we entered we hooked up our twin vibe and matched up our steps.

Mr. Whatever-his-name-is seemed to think it was quite cute. That wasn't our angle at all. We stopped about a foot from his desk and placed our left hands on our hips and extended our slips with our right hands.

"Hello." I said

"We're new" Nico followed up quickly flowing it into one sentence.

"We're supposed to get you to."

"sign these before class is over. Where"

"should we sit? "

"Ah, you must be Isabella and Nicolette."

"No, she goes by N-Unit."

"and she goes by I-sizzle."

His eyes slanted. My lips started to twitch slightly but I held back the fit of giggle threatening to erupt.

"Sorry we're late." Nico started again.

"We got a little lost" I continued.

"It won't happen again."

"Well, um, Miss and Miss Volturi, take a seat in the back." I heard a slight gasp come from the back of the room. Yea, we're stunning, we know.

We turned and walked towards our seats while searching for the gasper. We'd already wasted a little over three minutes talking to Mr. Probably-not-even-qualified-to-teach-this-class and it was time to start our fun. Nico looked to the left side and I looked to the right. We split it up so we only took one quick glance each - we had to in order to maintain our image of thinking we were superior gangsters to anyone in the room.

Hey I-sizzle.

Yes, Twin

I founder our gasper.

Describe.

Vampire.

Huh. Further explanation please N-Unit.

Boy.

Good.

Blonde.

Better.

Dangerous looking. Scarred from left to right, up to down, and then all around again in circles.

Danger is good.

His eyes match ours.

Even better.

He'll be one row behind us. Be slow picking up after class.

We sat down. We don't look at other people - that's not how we work. So I would wait to see him when he walked by later. Until then just friendly, twinly, conversation. Ok more like games. Whichever.

Hey twin. I called.

Yes, my fairest sister.

What is two plus four again? I can never get this right.

I believe it is six, dear sister.

Thank you. You're a life saver. I have no idea how I would pass this class without you.

I know, lovely sister, consider yourself lucky.

Hey twin.

Yes, Isabella.

Purple titnickles.

And then she erupted in giggles. I win.

"Something you'd like to share with the class, twins?"

"Well…" She hesitated. My own lips were threatening to smirk now. Damnit. " We we're discussing how lucky we were to have such a handsome teacher. That's all." She replied coolly.

Then he blushed, hesitated, and tripped somewhere in the two feet in between the board and his desk.

Score is one to one then, correct twin?

I nodded slightly. The rest of the class we played chess in our head. Each time one of us would lose we would let out a growl of frustration. Luckily they were quiet enough that no one noticed. Except the vampire bad boy behind us maybe, which we didn't mind because we were pretty confident it only confused him further. The bell rang an annoyingly loud shriek and we oh-so-slowly began to pack up. Right on cue vampire bad boy walked up to our desk.

"Hello. Welcome to Forks. I'm Jasper Hale."

Pause everything. Nico looked at me with a confused frown.

Twin , wanna let me know what's going on with the whole time restraint? I kind of want to get to know vampire bad boy here.

Sorry. Needed a minute. What did he say his name was again? Like I missed it.

Jasper Hale.

Shit.

What is it twin?

That's not his name.

So he lied? That's not very polite. Why would he do such a thing?

Well, that's the name he uses at school I'm sure, but it's not his real name.

No?

I shook my head. That, dear sister, is Jasper Whitlock or Jasper Cullen. Depending on the era, of course.

Like Jasper Whitlock from Maria's army? Like Jasper Cullen, Edward's brother?

Yes and Yes. The pause is about to fade. Play along. Careful though, he's a very good emo kid.

And Unpause.

"Nice to meet you Jasper. I am I-sizzle and this is my twin N-unit." I picked up the conversation without any apparent hesitation.

"Uh-huh. Well, I would like to welcome you, of course, but I would like for you to meet my family if you have any intentions of staying in the area for a while." Fuck. Then he whispered, "Did you bring any family with you?"

Scared, Whitlock? This could be an amusing three years.

"No, all of our family is in Italy. We brought no one with us." I whispered before picking up with a louder, "We would love to."

Nico took her cue and whispered. "Write down the address and slip it into locker 231. We will come by after school. I've heard rumors you are not the only ones we need to meet with, correct?" He nodded. "How large is your coven?"

"My family has seven members right now, we were up to eight for a while but we lost one quite some time ago. It is my parents, myself and my mate, along with two brothers and a sister."

"Well, I'm sure you know plenty about our family. I assure you, however, we are not here for any other reason than being too rambunctious in the castle." I spoke, Nico giggled. "We are by no means members of the guard and do not wish do disrupt your lives."

"Well then, girls, thank you for reassuring me. I will spread the word to my siblings not to freak out when they hear your last name if you happen to share any classes with them. I will see you after school, if not sooner."

"Goodbye Jasper. By the way. It's N-Unit and I-sizzle." Nico managed to say during giggles.


So Jazz makes an appearance. Duh. What would it be without the Cullens?

Bella. That's what it would be.

And Nico. Who kicks ass. But still.

I could just do a few one-shots if all I planned on doing was talking about their antics.

That's a good idea I think.

Review, Please.