AN: All hail the waffleking! Oh, and for the record, the pairing is permanently Naruto x Cana x Mirajane x Ultear.

(Chapter 2)

It had been two months since the three Sparda members had joined Fairy Tail, and so far, they could honestly say it was a cool place to hang out in. Naruto had found several friends in the guild, and an even better drinking partner in Cana, as well as an informant in Mirajane.

Now, the man would never admit it, but he did find himself attracted to the two woman, but knowing that he was still an outsider, didn't pursue anything other than a curiosity as to their pasts. Hearing them talk about their lives in the guild, Naruto felt that he was getting closer to the two busty females.

he had opened up to them about his trepidations as to how he was basically raising Wendy, while looking after Vergil, and how he just wanted some time off to relax every now and then. surprisingly, they had understood completely as to what he meant, and even offered to look after her for him.

We find our hero sitting calmly in front of a ranting dragon slayer go on about fighting him. Sighing, the Sparda heir said. "Natsu, if I fight you, will you shut the hell up?"

At the pink haired boys nod, Naruto made his way outside the guild and got into a stance. One hand behind his back, the other in front of himself in a bring it on gesture. The other members of the guild all filed out to watch the clash between the two.

Natsu started it off by charging in head first. "Fire Dragon's Iron Fist!"

Swinging his flame covered fist at Naruto, who dodged, he followed up with a leg sweep. The sparda jumped and used Natsu as a springboard as he soared through the air and landed with a thud. Turing to the groaning Dragon slayer, Naruto activated his magic. "Imari!"

A blood red magic seal appeared before him as a small orb of energy formed. Grabbing it and throwing, the orb made contact with Natsu, engulfing him in a titanic explosion of force and destruction. When the smoke cleared, Natsu was on the ground, singed with swirls in his eyes as he fell unconscious from the shear force in the attack.

Bowing in a ridiculous manner, Naruto smirked at the gobsmacked mages of fairy Tail.

Unknown to him, two certain females were thinking about him as he went back inside to drink a pint with the master.

'He's so strong! But doesn't let it go to his head. he's kind and funny, but serious when he needs to be. Sigh, If only i could get his attention.' Mirajane thought as she gave the white haired man a drink.

'He may not remember, but it was because of him that something horrible didn't happen to either me or Mira. Then again, it was a few years ago. I just wonder if he and I could ever hope to be together. I see the way he interacts with Wendy-Chan, the care and love for her. Unlike Vergil, who doesn't care for her, he tries his best to give her a stable home.' Were the thoughts of Cana.

Wendy came storming up to Naruto, a cute angry look on her face as she wore a blue plaid dress. "Naruto, you promised to take me to get some dresses today! We only have eight hours until the shops close, so come on!'

Naruto shook with fear as his hand was grabbed and he was dragged out of the guild. Mira and Cana followed, happy to have a new friend to go shopping with in the future.

(Later that Night)

Naruto sighed as he held Neven in his hands, gently strumming the guitar as he thought of his life up to this point. For years he had been watching after his family, protecting them from harm and ensuring that they were free from, any harm.

But now, now he could pass on that responsibility to Fairy tail, and go an live his life. As he thought of the guild, his thoughts turned to Mira and Cana.

he honestly didn't know what to do with them. They were his best friends, and he could trust them to look after Wendy, but he didn't know if he would be able to open up to them in order to start a relationship. It frightened him to think about being that vulnerable, but he knew it was necessary for any relationship.

He had tried in the past with a beautiful raven haired woman, but she had left him after a one-night stand in a hotel room. She had been his first, and if he didn't pride himself on having full control over the perversion in all males, a great romp. It hurt that she would just fuck and run like that, but he was a half-devil.

What many didn't know about devil's was that, unlike demon's, they were bred to make stronger demon's. He had worried about the possibility of accidentally impregnating her, but had controlled the potency of his seed to prevent such things from happening.

Sighing, Naruto stood and made his way to tuck Wendy in for the night, a lone tear of blood falling from his eye as he walked across the roof of Fairy tail.

(Unknown Location)

"Naruto Sparda, just like I told you all those years ago, you continue to interest me. The more I watch you try and save your family, the stronger i see you become. In time, I hope you can forgive me for the plans my master has for you sister, but in order to bring about a new Era, sacrifices must be made." A shadowy figure said as it watched Naruto with a viewing lacrima.

AN: And the end, is where we begin! Things are getting good! Who was the girl who Naruto had his romp with? Who is the shadowy figure? where was Vergil? Next time on A wonderful Day to Die: Fucking Monkeys!\