Title: My Boyfriend is a Gumiho
Author: Dark Paine
Pairing: Sakura/Naruto
Type: Multi-chapter
Genre: Comedy/Romance
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Rating: T for Teen
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters from Naruto or from the Korean Drama My Girlfriend is a Gumiho
Summary: AU After Sakura is saved by a loudmouthed blonde-haired man, he starts to threaten to eat her liver! What's a girl to do? Based on the Korean drama 'My Girlfriend is a Gumiho.'

My Boyfriend is a Gumiho

Chapter Two

Sakura stared at the blonde, wide-eyed. "My…liver?"

What. The. Fuck?

She didn't know whether she should burst out laughing or take the man seriously. Who says that to someone in this day and age?

Or actually, who says that in general?

It's one thing to say "I'm going to kill you" and it's a totally different thing when someone says "I will eat your inner organ."

The intense look he was giving Sakura even with the smile on his face told her that maybe this crazy man wasn't bluffing.

Then, his hand started to reach for her again, fingers outstretched in an almost menacingly way. Sakura could see the veins pumping blood through his veins. A small drop of sweat started to form at her brow.

In the last moment, she thrust her hands up. "Wait! Don't eat my liver!"

He paused and cocked his head to the side as Sakura tried to think of something, anything, to make him stop.

"I…I…"

His eyes were searching hers as one brow raised, intrigued.

There was no chance in hell she could possibly outrun him. He had already proved he was quite the runner.

Fighting him off? Although Sakura was quite skilled in self defense, she wasn't sure if she could beat this man in a fight. He wasn't exactly buff but then again, from his surprise running abilities, who knew how much power he packed in a punch.

She could not solve this problem with force…there was only one other way.

"If I say I won't run away from you anymore, will you not eat my liver?"

There were a few tense moments where Sakura wasn't sure if she was breathing or not before he spoke.

"Yup."

And then, as if the heavens opened up and shined down on them, he smiled a genuine smile. As he stood up, his whole demeanor began to lighten up.

Hands on hips, the blonde seemed to survey the area around them. Jerking his body, the man turned in a circle with the forefinger and thumb of one hand resting against his chin.

"So this is Tokyo?"

Sakura stood and distractedly wiped the dust off her outfit, too busy eying the man carefully to see if he would make any sudden movements. She also didn't want him to get any inclination that she might possibly run if she made any sudden movements. Then who knew what would happen?

Oh wait, she did. He would eat her liver.

This is absolutely insane. This person is insane and this whole situation is insane.

Too bad this was not a dream. Sakura's biggest wish had been crushed when she arrived home and slapped herself across the face. It stung, which meant she had really been awake that day and it wasn't a nightmare.

She hated nightmares but this was an experience where she would welcome it with open arms.

But no, that just wasn't possible this time.

"Yes, this is Tokyo," Sakura confirmed. "Why are you asking me like this is some foreign place? You speak fluent Japanese and don't know about Tokyo?" She shook her head slightly but remembered something and stopped. "Oh, has your memory not returned?"

Sakura watched the blonde turn his gaze back onto her and cringed slightly.

"No."

She sighed slightly and pursed her lips, feeling slightly less threatened.

"My memory is fine," the man added.

Sakura let her head fall into her hand, releasing a louder sigh. Impossible…this man was impossible. How did someone not know where and what Tokyo was?

"Please, just this once, I would like a bus to hit me," Sakura whispered to herself. Even if she were to break every bone in her body, Sakura wouldn't care because then she would be in the ICU and most importantly, away from this nutcase.

In one large step, the man closed the distance and got uncomfortably close to Sakura who had to lean back and away to avoid his face from touching hers.

"A bus? What is that? And why would you want something to hit you? That is dangerous."

Disbelief came over Sakura as her eyebrows narrowed and her mouth hung open slightly. Seriously? Was this man serious? He didn't know what a bus was? Not only that, but Sakura was sure he shouldn't have been able to hear her, especially with all the background noise around them.

Just who was this man?

She mentally shook herself and laughed slightly as she lightly placed her hands on the taller mans chest and pushed him away from her gently. Actually she pushed herself away since he didn't move an inch.

Closing her eyes, Sakura took a deep breath and when she opened them again she studied the man who had his face slightly tilted to one side, peering at her.

This man needed help, he was definitely mentally ill or had amnesia. Sakura was convinced by the way he answered her and even just the way he looked in front of her. He should be admitted to the hospital, Sakura decided, she couldn't leave someone in this condition alone especially when she herself, was a doctor.

Today was her day off, when she would usually stay as far away from the hospital as possible. However, because this man needed help, she would play good Samaritan and take him there to be checked by one of the best doctors possible.

Sakura nodded to herself, a new sense of determination taking over. "Okay."

Opening her eyes, Sakura gasped.

The man had disappeared, leaving no trace behind. Scanning the crowds she saw no distinctive blonde hair or blatantly odd outfit in the crowds. She searched the area for about an hour and after finding no sign of the man she knew just what she had to do.

Sakura found the police station easily and walked to the front desk, a familiar face greeted her.

"Why hello Ms. Haruno," greeted Mika Uchiha happily. She was one of many Uchiha family members that worked at the station.

"Good afternoon officer Uchiha, I'd like to ask if it's possible for the police to be on the lookout for a certain person? I believe he is suffering amnesia and should see a doctor." Sakura explained, slightly worried for the man even though he threatened to eat her organ.

Robotically Mika began typing on her computer. "Of course Ms. Haruno, I will need you to answer a few questions for me."


After a half hour Sakura stepped out of the police station. She had given Officer Mika all the information she had about the man…which really wasn't much other than a physical description. It helped that the sketch artist was in the station as well and was able to draw up the mysterious man's profile almost perfectly.

They would surely find him, Sakura was convinced. The policemen and women who worked in Tokyo were professionals at their job and in no time the blond mystery man would be admitted to the hospital. Then he would be put into professional care and hopefully regain his memory.

She took a few steps from away from the station on the sidewalk, towards the direction of her apartment and stopped.

What if the man didn't regain his memory though?

There was always that chance, with any patient with amnesia or memory loss. But as a professional, she couldn't let it affect her. "Think positive," Sakura steeled herself and continued home.

The walk should have been easy and lighthearted, like a normal day. There were plenty of days she would go home after surgeries and was easily able to separate herself from work and get back to a 'normal' life. Even if she had performed a very difficult and horrific surgery for hours, the moment she left work Sakura was always mentally able to separate herself.

It had taken a while to get used to, but in order to perform her job every day, it was something she had to do not only for herself, but more importantly for the other patients she would have to see.

Reaching her apartment complex entrance that looked much like a fancy hotel, complete with a doorman, a voice stopped her dead in her tracks.

"Haruno," came a deep, masculine voice that was familiar, making the hair on her arms stand straight up.

Turning, emerald met onyx.

"Officer Uchiha," Sakura greeted with a slight nod, turning her body towards the oncoming figure. "What brings you to this part of town?" Not much crime happened here so it wasn't often that she would run into an officer here, especially in front of where she lived.

"I'm on patrol tonight," he answered and motioned to his vehicle with a nod of his head. "I'm headed back to the station. I've been called back for a briefing on a missing person."

"Ah," Sakura smiled slightly and scratched the back of her head. Well, now that she knew Sasuke was one of the officers who would be on the lookout for the mysterious blond-haired man, Sakura felt a little more at ease. Surely he would be found then. Sasuke was, after all, one of the most skilled policemen she had ever met.

And she wasn't just telling herself that because she had a slight crush on him…that had been going on for the past three years. It was a fact known almost all around Tokyo. Sasuke had even received recognition and awards from carrying out his duties efficiently.

Bringing herself back to the situation, Sakura cleared her throat, breaking the awkward silence. "Well, I hope the man can be found soon. If anyone can find him, I know you can Officer Uchiha."

She really shouldn't have been giving this man compliments late at night, but she couldn't help but sneak at least one in. It wouldn't hurt after all, just fill his ego.

Sure enough, in response he gave her a cocky smile, silently agreeing with her statement without saying a word. He tipped his hat to her, "Have a good night Ms. Haruno," he said and got into his patrol vehicle.

Sakura watched in silence as the vehicle disappeared into the streets of Tokyo, heart pounding a slightly in reaction to the attractive raven-haired man. Mindlessly she pushed her bangs behind her ears before continuing through the entrance of the complex.

She didn't remember entering or exiting the elevator or even walking to her apartment before she closed the door behind her. The faint pink tints in her cheeks were still hot under Sakura's palms and she clutched her face.

When her mind returned from the clouds, Sakura pushed herself off of the door she had been leaning on and threw her bag on the sofa. Now that she was home, she would be able to relax the rest of the night and get back to work tomorrow.

Before she could move to her bedroom to change, there was a loud knocking on her door. She glared at the door for a moment before her eyes lit up.

Could it be that Sasuke had finally come to profess his love for her? It might be one of the only plausible reasons why someone knocked again so feverishly on her door at this time of night. They had only parted maybe fifteen minutes prior, more than enough time for him to turn around after realizing his deep and hidden feelings for her that he had tried to bury but couldn't any longer.

Collecting herself she slowly made her way towards the door. "Who is it?" she called.

There was no answer and Sakura bit her lip. Was he too shy to answer her? The thought made her smile and she unlocked her door. "Officer Uchiha, why have you come bac-"

She stopped when the door was abruptly shoved open, almost violently. Sakura gasped, her whole body began to tremble as her eyes widened in fear.

"Ms. Haruno?" the blond-haired man laughed, a smirk slowly forming on his face as he stepped into her house. Instinctively Sakura moved away from the intruding figure, and almost began to cry when she heard the door close loudly behind the man.

"It-It's you…" Sakura's voice trembled.

There was a snort. "Of course it's me. I told you not to run away and look what you did." He clucked his tongue in distaste at her as he almost stalked her.

"No," Sakura quickly answered, hoping it would make him stop for a moment to hear her out but he continued to advance. "I did not run…I-"

"No matter," he cut her off, blue eyes looking her up and down. "I found you and there is nowhere you can run now."

Sakura swallowed loudly, and quickly glanced from side to side. To her left was her sofa and to the right was her flat screen TV that she had planned to watch tonight and in between was glass coffee table. The man was currently walking towards her in the space between her couch and glass table so she would have to obviously run the other way around and hope to make it out alive. There was a vase on the small table just under and to the left of the television that she could also throw at him if need be.

Adrenaline filled her system as she took a smaller step back, readying herself to make a move. There was no way this crazy person who somehow made it past security and find her exact apartment would take her life tonight. She mentally cursed herself for even worrying about him when her eyes met his narrowed blue for a moment.

"Since you didn't keep your promise, Ms. Haruno, you know what happens now, don't you?" he teased just like a serial killer out of a gory film.

Sakura's breath became louder and tried to swallow but her mouth had become so dry she wasn't producing any saliva. "You're going to eat my liver," she choked out, trying to not think about the man ripping apart her dead body just to find her liver.

She reached her hand back slightly and felt her fingertips connect with the wall to her apartment. At that moment while her eyes were glued to the tall, blond-haired man who still adorned old and muddy feudal era looking clothes, she watched his head move in one slow nod, down and then back up. It was then that the most basic of instincts a human possessed took over Sakura.

Survive.


Here is chapter two! I hope you all enjoyed it!

I wanted to give a special thanks to:

Black Firelight, darkmousey,dbzgtfan2004, Hikari Hime, Boom boom, Nugtastical, Lost in Time07 and Criptic Wolf for reviewing the first chapter! It means a lot to me!

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Until next time!